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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by holyboss: 9:38am On Feb 14, 2015

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Ericardo7(m): 9:39am On Feb 14, 2015

lol

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Mayany(m): 9:39am On Feb 14, 2015

Some have Bae vut cannot spend, Some can spend but have no bae.. Hapi val to all nairalanders

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by san316(m): 9:40am On Feb 14, 2015

My escape plan.
Girl; how are we spending Valentine.

Me: what! it is unislamic

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Chidonc(m): 9:40am On Feb 14, 2015

U store my elder sister name wit aunty CHIC instead of aunty CHICHEREM, so u are tryin 2 say our mother is a fowl, IT OVER

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by zicoraads: 9:40am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
soooo funny

broke ass niggars

Just imagine who is calling niggers broke. Sweetheart...u look broke. You are the definition of the word itself.

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Amule5000us(m): 9:41am On Feb 14, 2015

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Euckybaby(f): 9:44am On Feb 14, 2015

lol

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by ddaammyy(f): 9:45am On Feb 14, 2015

Not funny at all! He must take me out! huh

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Etizz: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2015

dOnLarich:
hahahahah low life bitche-s

I luv dis......

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by flexingPAPA: 9:54am On Feb 14, 2015

ddaammyy:
Not funny at all! He must take me out!

and if he escapes I can always create a space for u.....

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by kingsman66(m): 10:05am On Feb 14, 2015

u must buy her sometin this time around

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:09am On Feb 14, 2015

Funny

Orijin is my val

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by olempe(m): 10:10am On Feb 14, 2015

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by ObioraIkenna(m): 10:12am On Feb 14, 2015

fckmn24seg:
funny

all cos of Valentine ni? Tell them say we dnt knw who dem dey call Valentine.

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by soderican(m): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2015

paulolee:
sooooo...funny......
d violence pics excuse can onli b applied in d north
all ar excuses for broke fellaz
beinq broke isn't funY
beinq broke is beinq dead
anoda quy wud easily reap wea e didn't even tink of sowinq n end up wt ur qal simply b'coz u ar broke
u wud lose xooooo much respect wen u qo broke..
some qals kip askin Y I always laff n dnt eva b'liev or qet crious each tym dea say dea luv mi,
even a qal even went ahead and swear n even wanna qo far ahead to take an oat dt she wud Neva hurt mi even if I qo broke knoinq fully well dt av bin tru diff embarrassment n frustrating actions from qals especially wen u qo broke n she qat anoda rich fella dts dieinq to tap her as5
dts Y I always insist n qv credits to celebs dt still stick ahead n marry d qals dt av bin wt dem riqht from d start n tru dier broke b rouqh tyms coz it ain't easy to find such kinda qals unlike some qold diqqers dt ar purposing luv b'coz of d moni n wud letta flee n b suckinq anoda guys d wen u qo broke
dta Y I don't criticize some celebs dt qo far away to oda country to pick dier Ladys coz many Nigerian qals don't worth it
its all about d mony
pls u can b broke or qo broke BT pls don't stay broke......
I praY to GOD dt I die b4 I qo broke......yunq6ix

learn how to use 'g'

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:20am On Feb 14, 2015

zicoraads:
Just imagine who is calling niggers broke. Sweetheart...u look broke. You are the definition of the word itself.

hahaha..

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by 2good(m): 10:22am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
soooo funny

broke ass niggars

Hungry gold digger girls trying to reap where they didn't sow.

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:33am On Feb 14, 2015

2good:
Hungry gold digger girls trying to reap where they didn't sow.

are you through?

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:38am On Feb 14, 2015

zicoraads:
Just imagine who is calling niggers broke. Sweetheart...u look broke. You are the definition of the word itself.

WAooooo

you need to see an optician

Slowpoke!!!

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:39am On Feb 14, 2015

It's Valentine's day, spread the love like wildfire!

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:41am On Feb 14, 2015

MrIncrediible:
And they're obviously dating broke ass bitchess

exactly!!!

you are wise

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 10:50am On Feb 14, 2015

dOnLarich:
hahahahah low life bitche-s

of course broke ass niggas will date low live bitches.

that's all they can get!!!

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Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by dOnLarich: 10:55am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

of course broke ass niggas will date low live bitches.

that's all they can get!!!

porn star in the making ..

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 11:02am On Feb 14, 2015

dOnLarich:
porn star in the making ..

ya stupidly funny.

have got no time for poo

quote me again and it won't end well

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by dOnLarich: 11:04am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

ya stupidly funny.

have got no time for poo

quote me again and it won't end well

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 11:05am On Feb 14, 2015

dOnLarich:
.

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by dOnLarich: 11:06am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

I bet we'll look good together

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by dOnLarich: 11:07am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by mustymatic(m): 11:08am On Feb 14, 2015

paulolee:
sooooo...funny......
d violence pics excuse can onli b applied in d north
all ar excuses for broke fellaz
beinq broke isn't funY
beinq broke is beinq dead
anoda quy wud easily reap wea e didn't even tink of sowinq n end up wt ur qal simply b'coz u ar broke
u wud lose xooooo much respect wen u qo broke..
some qals kip askin Y I always laff n dnt eva b'liev or qet crious each tym dea say dea luv mi,
even a qal even went ahead and swear n even wanna qo far ahead to take an oat dt she wud Neva hurt mi even if I qo broke knoinq fully well dt av bin tru diff embarrassment n frustrating actions from qals especially wen u qo broke n she qat anoda rich fella dts dieinq to tap her as5
dts Y I always insist n qv credits to celebs dt still stick ahead n marry d qals dt av bin wt dem riqht from d start n tru dier broke b rouqh tyms coz it ain't easy to find such kinda qals unlike some qold diqqers dt ar purposing luv b'coz of d moni n wud letta flee n b suckinq anoda guys d wen u qo broke
dta Y I don't criticize some celebs dt qo far away to oda country to pick dier Ladys coz many Nigerian qals don't worth it
its all about d mony
pls u can b broke or qo broke BT pls don't stay broke......
I praY to GOD dt I die b4 I qo broke......yunq6ix

FOOL

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by Nobody: 11:09am On Feb 14, 2015

[quote author=dOnLarich post=30719869][/quote]you edited my post!!!

just to make yourself happy?

you should have come out clean.

twaci come see pege ooo

Re: Funny Photos: Val Escape Plans by dOnLarich: 11:12am On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
you edited my post!!!

just to make yourself happy?

you should have come out clean.

twaci come see pege ooo

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