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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Champele(m): 6:58pm On Feb 17, 2015
emmykk:
Tinubu defeat is next online....
Tinubu has been defeated too,can't you see that in his face during their campaign?.i foresee people running away from this country to avoid prison after GEJ reelection.lol

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by sirdon86(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
4ur mind u defeated them, I laugh ur face.. MAY 29 2015 the return of d clueless president 2 otuoke season 2.. GEJ till MAY 29 2015..
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by 1Dray(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
slimzypink:
GMB wud always win my heart any day any time! even the blogosphere want BUHARI

E.G

BUHARI ===> LIKE

JONATHAN ====> SHARE

*edited you see what I am saying...Res ipsa loquitur..the fact speaks 4 it self.. truth must be told, people don't want clueless again biko

Shut your pink cuntinent.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by emmykk(m): 7:01pm On Feb 17, 2015
adioolayi:
@OP, I really like your writeup.....Just one question I wanna ask..
How many elections has GEJ won without Former President Chief Olusegun Obasanjo?
Your response is as good as mine.....Let him win #2015Elections without Ebora Owu himself, then I will admit #GEJ is really a political gladiator.

#GeneralMarch4Buhari
obj has only 1 vote.besides gbenga and others will put him in check.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Nobody: 7:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
Burger01:
Jonathan, clueless as ever.,Smhundecided

mtsheeew......so make e cry cux dem (Buhari boys) kill pple, he can only sympathize life goes on.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Champele(m): 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
JingoOAU:
Since I've been reading political calculations and maneuvering, this is the most incorrigible and incongruous analyses I've come across in ages.....

It has no substance, nor any iota of sound analytical information....
lol,this grammar to much joor but i guess it means GEJ until all nigerians understand this your grammar.lol

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by adioolayi(m): 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
emmykk:
obj has only 1 vote.besides gbenga and others will put him in check.
Who is Gbenga? The one that was defeated when he was incumbent?....The truth is, most politicians listed by the op are very important members of PDP...now, they are gone....PDP is gone!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by fromnigeria(m): 7:05pm On Feb 17, 2015
fine... So whats the morale of the story












That he is not clueless

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by wemmieslim(f): 7:06pm On Feb 17, 2015
I searched through the list and didn't see General Muhamadu Buhari...


He doesn't have the balls to defeat GMB,nope he can't.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by fanysteve: 7:08pm On Feb 17, 2015
Most times I laugh at these hausa people,they want power by all means, and the clueless yorubas that don't know them selves will seat there supporting the hausa people,this election will shock so many people,all of you insulting Mr.president will surely be put to shame.( The Underground job has already being done) Ride on GEJ

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Regiblinkz(m): 7:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
This write up is suspiciously true though

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by experimentist: 7:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
What a heap of trash this is!
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by mrrock: 7:11pm On Feb 17, 2015
The election will hold on the streets of Nigeria not on the internet. People like you will be disappointed soon. And, you'll begin to point at how Buhari got more likes on Nairaland. Jokers!.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by mrrock: 7:12pm On Feb 17, 2015
below

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by fanysteve: 7:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
Lybia cried for change and killed Gadaffi,egypt also cried for change ,today those countries has never been thesame, they are presently regreting for ever calling for change at the first place,I pray for Nigeria that same thing never happen to Us,God will surely disgrace these Northern people that wants to put us in troble with their useless religious law in JESUS NAME.AMEN

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by mrrock: 7:16pm On Feb 17, 2015
heykims:
hmm GEJ the Actor defeating all d bosses..
Op, abeg when will this movie be released?
Naughty sycophants!!
We do not know whether things must CHANGE if we must improve, but for
things to improve, there must be CHANGE
Come March, we march for the General...

Click "Share" if u believe Op is a dreamer

The election will hold on the streets of Nigeria not on the internet. People like you will be disappointed soon. And, you'll begin to point at how Buhari got more likes on Nairaland. Jokers!.
Get ready to cry me a river that the election was rigged.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by AreaFada2: 7:16pm On Feb 17, 2015
atlwireles:
After 2019, Nigerians must change the meaning of clueless in the English Dictionary. grin grin grin grin grin

GEJ TILL 2019
.
Clueless will be = clever

Like teenagers now use d.ope or wicked to mean "cool". cheesy grin

Seun, why u dey change D.OPE to drug na? Abeg o. cheesy
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by slimzypink(f): 7:17pm On Feb 17, 2015
1Dray:


Shut your pink cuntinent.

typical of a clueless retard being, I see your mind is separated from your brain, go choke on your stupeedity,. @ me again to confirm your epic foolishn.ess your deluded 2 for 5 naira mad boi
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by matoyeh(m): 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2015
lacasa:
Hahahaha,...


A good joke for the night!


Clearly, the op is a learner at how the hazy waters of Nigerian politics run.


It's a only a novice that will claim OBJ, Kwankwaso and Atiku are out the way in Nigerian politics.


So, no need for further discourse on this uninformed conclusions.


I'm most awed by the thread making the 'front page'. To the 'mod' that put it up, I hail ooo! grin


More importantly, and still,..

Sai Buhari 2015
cool
Buhari is gradually going down
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Nobody: 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
Op forgot to add the pdp.

Gej has singlehandedly destroyed the pdp
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Viktor1983(m): 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
A lot of these folks think politics is #Hashtags, tweets and retweets..
Yall DeadWrong

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by heykims(m): 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
mrrock:


The election will hold on the streets of Nigeria not on the internet. People like you will be disappointed soon. And, you'll begin to point at how Buhari got more likes on Nairaland. Jokers!.
Get ready to cry me a river that the election was rigged.
The handwriting is clearly written all over the wall chief, no one dared make assertions as I did in the previous 3 elections. So what has brought about the sudden surge in confidence?
1. GEJ has really lowered the standard
2. The opposition party has done wonderful repackaging

Vote for Change!!
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Agbonjie(m): 7:27pm On Feb 17, 2015
GEJ is the man for Nigerians, he is the hope Nigeria have for now and he is the one Nigerians need to transform it entirety

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by mrrock: 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
heykims:

The handwriting is clearly written all over the wall chief, no one dared make assertions as I did in the previous 3 elections. So what has brought about the sudden surge in confidence?
1. GEJ has really lowered the standard
2. The opposition party has done wonderful repackaging

Vote for Change!!

There's no handwriting on any wall other than it would be a close race.

Buhari went to court for all the times he lost in the previous 3 elections to contest he would've won, if not the election was not rigged. He will do that again.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by jpphilips(m): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
Ikengawo:

[size=20pt]GEJ's Political Body Count[/size]

Olusegun Obasanjo: The apex ruler of the PDP and prime godfather in the country. Not only has GEJ carefully frustrated 100% of OBJ's major boy-boys and sympathizers out of the PDP (G7 Governors), He has also neutralized the political relevance of his behind the scenes puppets (Chris and Andy Uba, Sule Lamido for example). He as also began reinvigorating the enemies OBJ has witch hunted and thought he has politically killed in the past (Fayose, Bode George, Alams) to the point that they have a stronger political foothold in the PDP and Nigeria as a hold than him. The remaining puppets he once had have switched to new masters (FFK, Dangote for example). The end result is OBJ has lost 100% grip on the PDP. To make it even worst, his own daughter has even come out to shame him publically. Obasanjo has been left with no other option that to 'denounce' the party that he went from being the sole proprietor of to being relegated to a political observer.

Murtala Nyako: Nyako who was a strong ally of Obasanjo and staple in Northern politics was powerful enough at one point (under OBJ) to make his wife a member of the Nigerian supreme court despite her limited education. After coming out publicly to rally up armed violence against GEJ, Murtala Nyako is not only no longer a member of government in Adamawa state but lives as a fugitive in his own realm. He has been frustrated out of the PDP where he held leadership power and his lack of assets to contribute to the APC have made him for forgettable member at most.

Rabui Kwankwaso: Once seen as a potential next president, and leader of the North to come, Kwankwaso enjoys a quiet inconsequential place in Nigerian politics. Not only has he also been frustrated out of the PDP, but the enemies of his political machine in Kano have been made prime lieutenants in GEJ's silent assault. Kwankwaso is now marginal in APC since being frustrated out of PDP, and his gamble with APC has proved fruitless. His frustration is shown in how little he campaigns for APC and Buhari today as well as his boycott of APC activities. As a politically homeless politician, Kwankwaso now has to contend with Muhammed Abacha and Sherakau for a now shaky hold on Kano.

Nuhu Ribadu: Once a staunch Anti-GEJ critic, Ribadu has been left with no option than to rejoin the PDP. Ironically, Ribadu went on the assault of GEJ after GEJ brought him back from the exile imposed on him from the country by Umaru Yar'Adua. Since coming back Ribadu went from being seen as a hope for the ACN nationally, to being left as a political waste product until running back to PDP for relevance and shelter. Once he, within PDP, tried to run for governor of his Adamawa state, he was quickly neutralized by the powers that be making him nobody in APC, ACN, PDP and Nigeria as a whole.

Fani Kayode: Once the loudest critic of GEJ is today the loudest supporter. GEJ's silence but stern assualt on the political wish wash using his heinously corrupt background to neutralize his 'anti corruption crusader' 'progressive' APC gimmick has brought him to his senses. Today Kayode is back in the PDP and using his natural intelligence and oratorical mastery to focus in aiding and even leading the GEJ campaign as opposed to using it for the evil purposes of being Obasanjo's boy boy and ranting aimlessly at any given chance.

Sule Lamido: Was propped up as the president in waiting, Jigawa's Sule Lamido is today as politically relevant as my grandmother. Sule's original plan was through the backing of Obasanjo run under a Lamido, Amaechi ticket to overthrow GEJ at the party primaries. Lamido realized GEJ wasn't going anywhere and his backer Obasanjo has lost control of PDP when he suddenly decided to switch over to the APC under the 'G7' platform. This 'nPDP' hopeful was quickly reminded that his son is one of the most corrupt people to step foot in Jigawa state and suddenly out of fear of justice Lamido stayed in PDP while his brothers ran. He quickly negotiated with GEJ to enjoy a quiet role in the PDP while dropping his ambitions for the presidency, loyalty to Obasanjo and most importantly alliance with the 'nPDP'. Today Sule is a quiet and reluctant supporter of his president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

Nasir El Rufai: After being freed from exile by Yar'adua like Ribadu, El Rufai went on the assault. El Rufai was able to twist his hatred from Tinubu, and anti-Buhari stance into a hypocritical love for the both of them and the party their alliance created all in the name of having a political home. El Rufai became the chief and primary online opposition to GEJ as his endless tirades helped him reclaim relevance and sell copies of his book. His hatred for GEJ was so steep and 1 day after the death of his own son, El Rufai was back on twitter attacking Jonathan for one fictitious scandal after another. Today El Rufai is not only dead silent, but shows no support for the Buhari campaign that seems to only be propped up by Tinubu and Buhari themselves. Why? because El Rufai had convinced himself that Kwankwaso was the future of the party. Attaching himself to a sunken ship allowed him to drown into silence and irrelevance and his 'runs for governor' of the Kaduna state that he has little to no political relevance in.

Atiku: The man who saw himself as the natural next president was not only crushed by Obasanjo, but pounded into dust by GEJ. At first he attempted to take GEJ's seat by way of primaries, but GEJ and Obansanjo came together to outflank him. GEJ then proceeded to individually destroy all of his minion in the PDP such as Professor Soludo until they had no valid stance in the party.

Unheard kills: Unknown to many, GEJ allowed many politicians to lose their PDP elections if they were allied to Yar Adua, Obasanjo or Atiku. Many of the loses PDP took in the past 6 years are solely for the purpose of having the wrong loyalty. When Ikedi Ohakim of Imo State ran against Rochas, GEJ froze all of PDP's budget for supporting Ohakim due to Ohakim's support of Yar Adua and loyalty to Atiku. The same happened nation wide until all senators, governors, and even LG chairmen that were loyal to GEJ's enemies were pushed out of the parties shareholding positions. This is why Tukur election was so controversial because the 'nPDP' saw what GEJ was doing (taking PDP away from their Godfathers Atiku and OBJ).

Of the entire NPDP, the only one still standing is Chibuike Amaechi who has not only been marginalized in River's state but is now fighting for dear like.

Of the entire APC, the only ones campaigning for Buhari is Tinubu and Amaechi, with Amaechi being the only office holder going against the president.

Clueless nko?


Funny how you shamelessly compiled this vile report of a man whose nation is sinking so fast.

A man who democratically inherited a country but has psychologically balkanize it to a state, where ethnic division is rife, social unrest, arm banditry, poverty and corruption reign supreme

When I look at how small countries form Economic and regional alliance (EU, BRICS), military alliance (NATO, Arab league), then we have a president who is a political nobody on the world stage where the fate of nations are decided, to even summon the alliance of his next door neighbors to fight terror took ages, what kinda citizen will eulogize such a leader?

President Jonathan lacks the panache of international politics to attract western sympathy to our Boko haram cause yet a disgruntled citizen at the receiving end of blood shed and destruction of livelihood reads out eulogies of failure and convince himself that the man who failed him actually tried elsewhere however inconsequential, vain and mundane.

You see why our politicians will never sit up, because there is always an uneducated goat somewhere to blow the trumpet of sycophancy for them.

@OP, if you know what this nation have lost so far to the above bickering and petty politics, Only if you know how hopeless generations after you have become, you will never see victory in the stride of Patience Jonathan (Mr) but a misrepresentation of a cataclysmic failure, like I said, before you tell me Jonathan is not clueless, show me the Iroko in his 5yrs of leadership.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by xtervaganza(m): 7:38pm On Feb 17, 2015
Body counts you say? His waterloo I say



No wonder he's been running from pillar to post to seek support from the same set of people you claimed he defeated




Obj alone is already what no one in bayelsa will ever be
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by PhockPhockMan: 7:38pm On Feb 17, 2015
atlwireles:
After 2019, Nigerians must change the meaning of clueless in the English Dictionary. grin grin grin grin grin

GEJ TILL 2019
I think so.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by M4gunners: 7:41pm On Feb 17, 2015
olayincar:


Bros J town always make me laughs 'otukoe'
Thanks to all APC clueless followers who thought they were making jest of GEJ by repeatedly mentioning "OTUKOE" without knowing they are making the Town more popular.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Political Body Count by Truckpusher(m): 8:02pm On Feb 17, 2015
SSSlytherin2:
And they call him the "clueless" one. grin
I like this part cheesy

GEJ all the way.
SeverusSnape lives, against all odds. smiley
Only those with little or no education and are hell bent on deceiving themselves would call a PhD holder a 'clueless one'.

Quote me anywhere

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