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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 11:01pm On Feb 18, 2015
neyostica:


A man who moves in with a woman is pussi to me....by the way, i come in peace
I'm glad you said it's to you, it's a good thing your opinion doesn't matter then.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Laid2001: 11:02pm On Feb 18, 2015
Fear no go let her self. Who born monkey!.
And if she mistakenly sit with GEJ and a little sapele water come enter her food and she slapped her under the influence of what she must have taken at the PDP outing, My mum is up to the task to defend herself.! She will pound her to pulp and will decree her out of my house.
Me, I go just execute my mama's order. I no fit even look her eyes, talk less of not carrying out her directives
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by lastpage: 11:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy grin grin grin grin

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?

No QUESTIONS ASKED .... SHE GETS KICKED OUT & DIVORCED ASAP!
Its an insult of the highest order to my family, a disrespect to Mother's age and my household ..and its only a question of time before she will slap me, the husband! shocked shocked undecided

If conditions were reversed and My Mum slaps my wife, she also gets "ejected" ... stay in your own husband's (My Dad) house and leave my family alone.


Lastpage!

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Guruboi(m): 11:07pm On Feb 18, 2015
laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy grin grin grin grin

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?
I will destroy her face..
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Edusouls(m): 11:11pm On Feb 18, 2015
shhh, you women are natural pretenders, you will even slap her twice, so shut up...
tundeayo2020:
I don't even have the liver to slap a woman old enough to be my mother talkless of a mother inlaw. God forbid

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by spacefreak: 11:12pm On Feb 18, 2015
Shollypopzz:
If my "husband" slaps my Dad, heaven will fall that day! No joke!

AH! I will send that riffraff out of my house, what rubbish?! I can't even imagine it, I just might faint out of anger and confusion.

......Except my father was trying to kill him. Only then, will it make sense.

I was a little confused with your post but then I checked your profile and realized you are a feminist. Carry on.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adebimpeg21: 11:13pm On Feb 18, 2015
omolizzy:
My brother once beat a married woman who disrespected my mother,so I don't av useless brothers. Dat wife go so hear am
ur bro beat a woman 4 disrespecting ur mom nd ur mom wuz ok by d fact dt he beat a woman? #justasking

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Edusouls(m): 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2015
when i grieve everyday for almost 3years now for loosing one in a 100million type of mums,then a petty girl i married slaps my mum, well only God knows what will happen...
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Seyrexolad2706: 11:18pm On Feb 18, 2015
dopekush:
she dey craze.. d kind slap I go slap her she go shit beans for nite... she know how many yrs ma mumsy don help me.. which year wey I marry her .. nonsense. . even though I dnt harm girls intentionally.. I go slap her 55 times.. she dey craze..
Mama oh Mama! She wan die be that. I don't joke with my mumsy oooo. The wife don collect next available flight to hell... GBammmm!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by lilmax(m): 11:19pm On Feb 18, 2015
Shollypopzz:
If my "husband" slaps my Dad, heaven will fall that day! No joke!

AH! I will send that riffraff out of my house, what rubbish?! I can't even imagine it, I just might faint out of anger and confusion.

......Except my father was trying to kill him. Only then, will it make sense.
it looks like you will be the owner of the house
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by lastpage: 11:19pm On Feb 18, 2015
neyostica:


A man who moves in with a woman is pussi to me....by the way, i come in peace


Such men are called "wuss"! Completely "emasculated" ...as in "de-balled"

A real man will invites a woman into his own house!
One of the things that makes a man.

But thing is, most "westernised" women will at all cost, lure the man to move-in with them so that he can be treated like the "wrapper" that he is.

In Yoruba, there is a proverb that says "Oko t'oba ku sile Ana, Oju window no m'agbe oku e gba"
(literally: "The corpse of a husband that lived and died inside his inlaws house, will be taken out through the window"wink

Taking a man's corpse out through a window is considered the worst denigration you can give a corpse, in Yoruba culture!

Lastpage!

BTW: The young lady of TODAY.. will hopefully, become the Mother-inlaw of tomorow!

So, when you see some "Mothers" gnashing their teeth that their son has become "woman wrapper" to their daughter-inlaw, ...then dont console them........blame it on karma!
What goes around, eventually comes around. undecided

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by GentleToks(m): 11:20pm On Feb 18, 2015
If I find myself in dis unimaginable situation, God forbid!!! Chaiii!!!!! My wife slapped my mum...........

I ll pretend as if all it's well; apologise to my mum on her behalf and go to bed with my wife with smile on my face. However, as early as 6am in the morning, I ll get a nice cold water with well soaked horse whip and whip that evil spirit out of her.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by lilmax(m): 11:21pm On Feb 18, 2015
An2elect2:


na u get house?
gringrin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by teeghurl(f): 11:23pm On Feb 18, 2015
komek:
My friend said he will apologies on behalf of his wife. Then talk to her wife cos there is no need to escalate the matter..hmmm. Good boy.
what abt you, what will u do?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by JoeCutie(m): 11:25pm On Feb 18, 2015
If she does it...



Well, let's just presume I didn't see this question.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Greyworm: 11:25pm On Feb 18, 2015
I will make her a disable
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by DavidHunds(m): 11:28pm On Feb 18, 2015
Such a woman will leave my house that minute
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by DavidHunds(m): 11:28pm On Feb 18, 2015
Greyworm:
I will make her a disable
grin grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by lilmax(m): 11:32pm On Feb 18, 2015
neyostica:


A man who moves in with a woman is pussi to me....by the way, i come in peace
real pussi,infact not a man
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Oyemie(f): 11:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
simpleseyi po ;Dst=30853375:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.

To God, dem don get u..o gi di gan grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by fattahnoni(m): 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
p square son talk am say
E No EASY
banky come finish am say
ARE THEY MAD
she no go try am dats my believe
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by fattahnoni(m): 11:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
p square don talk am say
E No EASY
banky come finish am say
ARE THEY MAD
she no go try am dats my believe
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
She must leave my house first before any other discussion, that's if there is room for that discussion.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by homesteady(m): 11:41pm On Feb 18, 2015
if my wife should try it, if she try am! my body is already vibrating with anger! I'll beat the hell out of her and send her out of my house!
My Mother is a very wahala-free person, she is the most liked wife in my family, so I won't even bother trying to find out what happened! Na WWE things straight! my wife will surely go down!
that lady is not a wife material, she is very wicked!

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
GentleToks:
If I find myself in dis unimaginable situation, God forbid!!! Chaiii!!!!! My wife slapped my mum...........

I ll pretend as if all it's well; apologise to my mum on her behalf and go to bed with my wife with smile on my face. However, as early as 6am in the morning, I ll get a nice cold water with well soaked horse whip and whip that evil spirit out of her.
bros you wicked oooo!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by cotzywitzy(m): 11:43pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought


You sound like a bastard.... The fact that your mom carried you for 9 month.. and also she nurtured you to your present form... isn't that not enough love....
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pamcrest(f): 11:44pm On Feb 18, 2015
No naa....that can't happen, unless the wife is a crazed ashiii. No matter what d MIL does, it's best to ignore her, though some of them deserve to be thrown out with their bitchiness n cruelty. But hey, we still need to respect their age.
My humble submission
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by seggzz(m): 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
In my own church mind, I will asked her what gives her the audacity to do it? And I will ask her the reason behind that slap.If there is a genuine reason then I will solve it amicably and warn her not to slap again for life.

And if the reason is not genuine then I will gum bomb on her mum face and cheek, and gum bomb on her hand. And lock them inside one house for a slapping machine to torture them.

After 30mins of torture, they will sign an undertaken for that rubbish not to repeat itself again.

And if it repeat itself, I will arrested the wife whole family with police. And that end the marriage
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
...na soo...ur comment makes me laff...
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by stephenqueen: 11:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
craze dey ur head o,the thunder wey go fire u still dey do press up

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by musaffyan(m): 11:55pm On Feb 18, 2015
[quote author=Tinyemeka post=30860322]

Your mum might be a bit heartbroken.

No offence. [/quot

ya wife slap ya mama and all u could do or say
Chei u b disgrace to manhood and childhood

To me I will give my wife a FRENCHIFIED KISS to show her I still love her
But early morning slap will b waiting for her for years everday
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Callfubu(m): 12:01am On Feb 19, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.
is it safe to report you to the appropriate authorities? 14years might suffice

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