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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by cirmuell(m): 8:30am On Feb 19, 2015
BISIXCLUSIVE:
No vex uncle,just an imagination. Lol
It's freaking hard to imagine, that shyt is cray. There are some lines you don't cross.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by chupcake(m): 8:45am On Feb 19, 2015
Buhahahahaha... Iya Ruka.. Lmaooo... I can't even imagine. Well, I hope her mother is still alive. I'll go to their house and slap her mother heh. I will do that for two reasons.
1. Tit for bigger Tat
2. Punishment for not raising her daughter cos if she did, she won't come and slap my own mama.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by BISIXCLUSIVE: 8:52am On Feb 19, 2015
cirmuell:
It's freaking hard to imagine, that shyt is cray. There are some lines you don't cross.
hunnnn
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by darksuit(m): 9:13am On Feb 19, 2015
dondemex:
That's world War 3 I will take my sit hold a pop of popcorn and enjoy the hot movie about to start cos I know my mom will beat the pop out of her...
Dis guy sef grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 9:16am On Feb 19, 2015
greall12:
Mr man you are very funny. Sorry to say.. You Value your wife more than your mum and daddy.

Note the woman can tell you is not longer interested in married anymore tomorrow and give you unnecessary excuse.





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Your wife and mother are your loved ones. Each has a place in your heart. Why should you value one over the other. You need maturity to deal with both of them. You can't just make it obvious that you value one more over the other.

Mind you, some mothers are house breakers.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ICHINONYE(m): 9:28am On Feb 19, 2015
My mum engineered my life wre it is 2day wit the help of God, so I pray it does not hapen cuse d wife wud ve to leave my house no mata what the reason may b
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Blackfire(m): 9:46am On Feb 19, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Pls, don't mention me next time with such question undecided
lekwa nu claiming, le le
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adetwin(m): 9:47am On Feb 19, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.
Yes!!! If possible 6 months
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by demsid(m): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2015
onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins grin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. guy u dey kolo ooo. u go quickly borrow key from oyedepo d gatekeeper
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by LaRoyalHighness(f): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2015
Much respect for this comment. Your wife is blessed.
Freksy:
I would hear from two of them, whether my wife is at fault or not, sincere apology and plea for forgiveness for such violent/animalistic behavior would be mandatory.

Though I would not raise my hand on her, but would sternly condemn her action and reprimand her. I would also be on knees and beg my mother for forgives. It would also be a course of wisdom to ensure my wife receives scriptural counsels.

Nevertheless, it's worth mentioning that the most important person to me on earth presently is my wife. My family in which I am the head, is different from my mother's family whose headship belongs to my father. It's a great show of ignorance when I hear grown-up married men referring to their parents' family as theirs.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by kannymoore(m): 9:56am On Feb 19, 2015
Unfortunately, i dont have a mum anymore.....she passed away just 6months ago.


Sigh.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Vince77(m): 10:02am On Feb 19, 2015
dopekush:
she dey craze.. d kind slap I go slap her she go shit beans for nite... she know how many yrs ma mumsy don help me.. which year wey I marry her .. nonsense. . even though I dnt harm girls intentionally.. I go slap her 55 times.. she dey craze..
lolzzz... see as u react like say d tin don hapn.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Vince77(m): 10:03am On Feb 19, 2015
kannymoore:
Unfortunately, i dont have a mum anymore.....she passed away just 6months ago.


Sigh.
.. So sorry about that
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by goddypawa: 10:34am On Feb 19, 2015
ControlX:
Slap my mother?? I send her on six months exile to her grandmother's village with haaarrd domestic labour to learn proper home training. She is not serious. Iv spent a lifetime with my mum without even pinching her and why would she even think of it. OP to imagine am dey even vex me...
***STORMS OUT OF THREAD WITH MY CUTLASS***
I can feel what you feel bro
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by zonax(m): 10:37am On Feb 19, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
Common bringing things as volatile as this online is not cool at all. She's your mum, try and reason out things with her and know why she prefers other kids to you or you are not her real kid.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Ejjis(m): 11:03am On Feb 19, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
Good talk....
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by naijaboiy: 11:11am On Feb 19, 2015
it depends on the circumstance concerning it.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by tosyne2much(m): 11:19am On Feb 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
it depends on the circumstance concerning it.
baba which kind circumstance be that one na?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by cmespeak: 11:25am On Feb 19, 2015
onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins grin
CRAZIEST COMMENT EVER SEEN, WAOH,
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Etianwanokon: 11:39am On Feb 19, 2015
CRAZY ANSWERS FROM ALL OF YOU. BUT YOUR MOTHERS CAN SLAP YOUR WIVES. JUST PRAY THAT GOD GIVES YOU GOOD WIVES AND GOOD MOTHERS COUPLED WITH A PEACEFUL HOME. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO WILL NOT GIVE A HOOD ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES.
SOME MOTHERS-IN-LAW ARE REAL PAIN IN THE ASS
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Jarus(m): 11:47am On Feb 19, 2015
Immediate reaction: I will slap her back (non-negotiable)

Long term reaction: Depends on circumstances, but it will be very hard if sending her out is not the result.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Etianwanokon: 11:48am On Feb 19, 2015
Ejjis:
Good talk....
YOU ARE A REAL SENSIBLE MAN. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SAID SOMETHING HERE.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR BEING OBJECTIVE.
GOD WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Etianwanokon: 11:50am On Feb 19, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
YOU ARE A REAL SENSIBLE MAN. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SAID SOMETHING HERE.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR BEING OBJECTIVE.
GOD WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:50am On Feb 19, 2015
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zonax:
Common bringing things as volatile as this online is not cool at all. She's your mum, try and reason out things with her and know why she prefers other kids to you or you are not her real kid.
bro that's what am thinking but my daddy tells me she is my mum
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Horllamideh(m): 12:20pm On Feb 19, 2015
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2015
remsonik: Olorun maje ki oshi tale mi ti mafi gba Iya oko mi leti. I can't and if she's the volatile type that loves trouble I will simply ignore her. But I long for MIL that I can call mom!
So it shall be! kiss
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 12:40pm On Feb 19, 2015
An2elect2: na u get house?
She's not a nigerian lipsrsealed
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by remsonik(f): 1:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
simdam500:
So it shall be! kiss
Amen
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 1:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
Peace maker mumu......woman rapper......Michwwwwwwwwwww mak my wif try am n c wat wil come out 4rm me.My own modahuhNo oo she no fit 4 so ever reason....
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Fhemmmy: 1:18pm On Feb 19, 2015
Etianwanokon:
CRAZY ANSWERS FROM ALL OF YOU. BUT YOUR MOTHERS CAN SLAP YOUR WIVES. JUST PRAY THAT GOD GIVES YOU GOOD WIVES AND GOOD MOTHERS COUPLED WITH A PEACEFUL HOME. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO WILL NOT GIVE A HOOD ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES.
SOME MOTHERS-IN-LAW ARE REAL PAIN IN THE ASS
You don't think some mother could be a pain in the a$$? So would you slap your own mother all because she was or is a pain in the a$$?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nicepoker(m): 1:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
Chukwu94:
I would hold her down for my mum to give her double and then send her packing
after that ur mum will replace ur wife I guess.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Charles4075(m): 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
God should never let me experience such scene... Naturally, in every home, there is bound to be disagreement or quarrel at one time or the other between husband and wife. In most cases, this often leads to a fight, especially if it is not well managed. But to slap my mum, that's a big No No.. I will try to find out what must have happened; and I know she will ordinarily not do that if she’s not bewitched or something. I know the kind of wife I am married to, so I will try to find out if she acted under some juju or Ogbanje to have done such a thing.
She and I are bound by marriage, but my mother and I are bound by blood. I am not a violent person by nature, so I won’t resolve the issue by any violent means.
Being my mother’s favourite son, I will beg her on behalf of my wife and I know she will forgive her. Then, I will ask my wife to go down on her knees and ask for her forgiveness, if she's defiant about it, then I'll just calmly way-bill her to her village... Case closed.
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