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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's more than two. :O
Ugly: It's actually ten.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce. :O
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. :O
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. :O
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. :O
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser. :O
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give a sex talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. :O
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. :O
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man. :O Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a prostitute. :O
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

nice ensemble.. kinda like this one best..

7. Good: You give a sex talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. :O
Ugly: With corrections.


Herez mine..

Good: U just scored a goal
Bad: Ur teammates are mad at u
Ugly: U scored ur own net

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Good: A babe you've been willing to lash visited you while you were home alone.

Bad: You persuaded her for good 2hours before she agree.

Ugly: As you were about to start the main ministration, your real babe shows up.....



This shi.t happened to me few weeks ago

I don't understand

Just in case

Creamish:
nice ensemble.. kinda like this one best..

7. Good: You give a sex talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. :O
Ugly: With corrections.


Herez mine..

Good: U just scored a goal
Bad: Ur teammates are mad at u
Ugly: U scored ur own net

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Lmao that's really awkward

lols when ur daughter is correcting u

baffah96:
Lmao that's really awkward

IKR!!

zick19:
Good: A babe you've been willing to lash visited you while you were home alone.
Bad: You persuaded her for good 2hours before she agree.
Ugly: As you were about to start the main ministration, your real babe shows up.....
This shi.t happened to me few weeks ago

oops.. so.....wat happened?

@OP...Wish the thread could be moved to Forum Games section tho... cc: farano

Creamish:
IKR!!



oops.. so.....wat happened? :Dth

@OP...Wish the thread could be moved to Forum Games section tho... cc: farano

I think that's the work of the mods I don't how move a topic

baffah96:
I think that's the work of the mods I don't how move a topic

yeah...datz y i copied a mod.

Creamish:
yeah...datz y i copied a mod.

so ferano is a mod

baffah96:
so ferano is a mod

Yup...for this section.

Creamish:
Yup...for this section.

Chaiii she dey suffer Moderating oll dis craps here

Good: You're going out with this really hot chick

Bad: The girl already has a boyfriend

Ugly: That 'boyfriend' is your father

Good: you dodge a bullet
Bad: it hits ur girlfriend
Ugly: you are accused and jailed for her death

Good: you dump ur girlfriend
Bad: she got a new a guy
Ugly: he's handsome and richer than u

Good: I just made Oha soup which scented everywhere
Bad: too much salt
Ugly: Fiance's mum is hungry

Good: Hubby just drove in
Bad: Came in late..says he was working late
Ugly: red thong on the back seat..

Good: You just Got an Alert you've been waiting for since Morning

Bad: You don't have transport fare and have to beg the Okada Man to take you to an ATM, that you'll pay him Wen u withdraw.

Ugly: Just about When your Money is to be dispensed, The Machine service went off without returning your card.

Creamish:
Good: I just made Oha soup which scented everywhere
Bad: too much salt
Ugly: Fiance's mum is hungry

just bring d food and pretend a fall in the chicken or parlour and pour away the soup

Creamish:
Good: Hubby just drove in
Bad: Came in late..says he was working late
Ugly: red thong on the back seat..

Chaiiii gurl you too much you got me rolling on d floor

baffah96:
just bring d food and pretend a fall in the chicken or parlour and pour away the soup

Lolz.... On d expensive Persian rug? E fit splash for mama legs join!

Creamish:
Lolz.... On d expensive Persian rug? E fit splash for mama legs join!

in that case you poUr it in the kitchen

Creamish:
nice ensemble.. kinda like this one best..

7. Good: You give a sex talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. :O
Ugly: With corrections.


Herez mine..

Good: U just scored a goal
Bad: Ur teammates are mad at u
Ugly: U scored ur own net

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Way ugly: the goal turns out to be the winning goal in a UCL final.