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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesiji77: 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2015
Impossicant!

K'ilo ma so pe ohun je yo? cheesy
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ghost1718(m): 2:28pm On Feb 19, 2015
i will trow that love i have for her inside dust-bin, before beating devil in her outside
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by missfaviy(f): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2015
what are you guys kidding me?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ola9ja(m): 2:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
ThankGod say Nigeria no be UK, wetin I go do her, shaaah, she go believe, she go believe say before Abraham Jesus was existing Immortally, No matter, what no woman on this Earth can do what my mother has done for me, she is Irreplaceable ..... make we no just go there. Thanks
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ola9ja(m): 3:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
nekaa:
Did you have a naming ceremony? I really want to know
may be he never had a good mother that's why
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 4:33pm On Feb 19, 2015
can't do that,cos i can't imagine a daughter-in-law slapping my mom or me.
Heaven forbid if i do that,then i need to be mentally treated
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by tbanj07(m): 4:51pm On Feb 19, 2015
Would she like to get slapped by her son's wife too? She should expect to get what she expects her son to do if such happens to her(as the mom in the picture) from her husband...that's all!!!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by musaffyan(m): 5:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
Abeg put hot pepper for d wife CUNT(P****SY)
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by UTEWUOJO: 5:44pm On Feb 19, 2015
I will give her double, also with my mum
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2015
freecocoa: As all of una dey hear dey threaten fire and brimstone, I sha hope una mothers no fit slap una wife too, because e get as your mama go take slap me, hmmm....
Hmmmm... why do I sense u stop at hmm cos u know u can undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 5:57pm On Feb 19, 2015
Suljosh: I won't slap or beat her up. But I won't eat her food for 3 months, and also will sleep in separate rooms. And she will apologize to my mum on her knees. After all this no se*x for 6 month that's all.
Is that a form of punishment in India? Cos here in Naija, it a great opportunity...

Naija ladies call it once in life time opportunity...

Try another option brah undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:03pm On Feb 19, 2015
Sparkle777: Na wah oo. See as guys dey para. Abeg oo na joking question be dat oo bfor una go go hammer una wife oo.
The only way I can ever slap my mil is if she puts Oyo tribal marks on my baby s face in my absence. grin grin.
Just kidding, cos she wont and I cantnt.
If your boo is from oyo... start sounding it clearly cos me sef go join hand grin ... grin grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:08pm On Feb 19, 2015
LaRoyalHighness: Lol... Ain't you punishing your self? Three months! Where will you eat? Please don't tell me that you will starve for 3 months.

..where will you sleep? Couch?

*just worried about you.
Don't mind the dude.... 6 month sex starve...

As if, She won't taste their landlord son potato before he says jack undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by stanvesco(m): 6:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
hmmmm!
Iyanga dey sleep,wahala go wake am.
Anyway,i would calmly ask what caused d trouble?
What if my mum na trouble maker in d 1st place,
or what if my wife is schizophrenic?{lol}
i know as the man of d house,i failed in my duty to let dat happen.

Wifey disrespected me 2 slap my mum in my house(or is she d breadwinner)
mumsy wasnt so cool 2 get into an arguement with wifey{abi is she infertile}

hehehehe,dnt mind my long turenchi,i day hide d kain vex wen d post day vex me o
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:11pm On Feb 19, 2015
hbpeze: I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
bellychiz: Oluwa o.
grin grin omo gba jen simi cry cry
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
hensben: If she slap my mum i go just dey laugh sad
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
U fit kill person
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Freksy: [s]I would hear from two of them, whether my wife is at fault or not, sincere apology and plea for forgiveness for such violent/animalistic behavior would be mandatory.

Though I would not raise my hand on her, but would sternly condemn her action and reprimand her. I would also be on knees and beg my mother for forgives. It would also be a course of wisdom to ensure my wife receives scriptural counsels.[/s]

Nevertheless, it's worth mentioning that the most important person to me on earth presently is my wife. My family in which I am the head, is different from my mother's family whose headship belongs to my father. It's a great show of ignorance when I hear grown-up married men referring to their parents' family as theirs.
The bolded I'll buy...

The strike is poo undecided undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:31pm On Feb 19, 2015
sweetbaby22: kiss
U love his reply abi... that dude is really not himself... he's high on something I guess is from india


I bet it with u when he comes back, he will be disappointed at his own comments... let see undecided undecided undecided grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2015
mobolaji88: omo ale jati jati!!
Wa gba yi omo mi! kiss
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by naijaboiy: 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2015
tosyne2much:
baba which kind circumstance be that na?
The circumstance surrounding the even will determine my next move.

There are some actions that are worse than slapping her back.

Trust me wink
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Fhemmmy: 7:08pm On Feb 19, 2015
This video made me discover lots of other funny ones from same group of battabox.com . . . . hilarious
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by felicity111(f): 7:35pm On Feb 19, 2015
guys calm.down
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by musiwa97: 7:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
If your wife slap your mother. You have to divorce your wife, this is our culture.

Even if she is dangote daughter. They will end that marriage that day. She can keep all of the billion dollars. And go and eat it.

It is abomination for my wife to slap my mother in western Nigeria culture. That marriage will be terminated that day.

We are talking of a woman who carried me for 9 month in her womb.

I can always find a replacement for my wife. There are spare part of wife. There is no spare part for mother in the market yet. Mothers have no replacement
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by sweetbaby22(f): 7:47pm On Feb 19, 2015
simdam500:
U love his reply abi... that dude is really not himself... he's high on something I guess is from india


I bet it with u when he comes back, he will be disappointed at his own comments... let see undecided undecided undecided grin
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i dont' think he will be disappointed, he just proved that he is very matured and can handle his home well. He is ready for marriage grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesege(m): 8:04pm On Feb 19, 2015
Lol!

U sha no wan gree.

U dn forget reflex action? E fit b slip of hand na.

How u doing?

Pweetyradiance:
dat is if me I go gree settle with am na, afterall if him luv me as him claim him no go slap my mama.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by malonephill(m): 9:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
My mum go don kill her if she dare did it.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Xynthialuvy(f): 9:32pm On Feb 19, 2015
kallmemrB:
darling lets leave that to the matters of the next world cos even Sango be learner when am pissed
lol.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by zonax(m): 10:30pm On Feb 19, 2015
hbpeze:
[right][/right]

bro that's what am thinking but my daddy tells me she is my mum
OK bro. It is well..
Just keep praying, she might change.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pweetyradiance(f): 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2015
Adesege:
Lol!

U sha no wan gree.

U dn forget reflex action? E fit b slip of hand na.

How u doing?
I am great dear
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adepiero: 9:50pm On Feb 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Pele jarey.
It's good you came around.

It's no longer as fun as it used to be since the mass exodus of my e-generation.
Lolcheesycheesycheesy
Yeah that's true! @mass exodus

but the newbies are not that bad, its just that I notice so many e-wars on election topics and you can't really sieve the wise ones.
All well and good, we'll still mingle
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Suljosh: 11:13pm On Feb 20, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
Lol... Ain't you punishing your self? Three months! Where will you eat? Please don't tell me that you will starve for 3 months.

..where will you sleep? Couch?

*just worried about you.
lmao. I will be sleeping in the guest room.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesege(m): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2015
Ok. Pweety also, i guess.

Pweetyradiance:
I am great dear
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