One thing I hate most abt d higher institution students is d way dey book seats for their friends who has not even take-off frm their hostel...

U see one person sitting in btwn 2 sit jst to book d seat for their friends..
In my skool, dem even dey book seat for inside motor...

eeeyyyaaah

LAUTECH is the number one institution that nurture rumour into reality. If you hear anything as rumour in LAUTECH, better take it serious, because its a done deal.

I just concluded a 2 month semester (less than 4weeks lecture), it all started as a rumour. And the sun? I think Ogbomosho and Ilorin is closer to the north, that should explain it.

Queue? We jump that shiiit over here, so am cool with it.

Hostel? We're nonresidential.

Vry vry true,in addition unilorin is d only uni dat will give u just a week for semester break lyk say we be robot. .... beta by stress

The act of queuing under the Sun is the most commonest thing happening in almost all the institutions especially colleges of educations.Some students even have to skip lectures through out a day or two just to open a file,pay their dews,change tellers etc.Somtimes self, when its almost getting dark while still on the queue under the hot sun, some administrators that ought to attend to You may end up telling you that nature calls, and as a result may end up not showing up again for that day. What a bad day for most of the students who found themselves in such a scenario. So much more like that

Rubbish, it happen in most naija uni.

So Nothing special.

iwriterng:
LAUTECH is the number one institution that nurture rumour into reality. If you hear anything as rumour in LAUTECH, better take it serious, because its a done deal.

I just concluded a 2 month semester (less than 4weeks lecture), it all started as a rumour. And the sun? I think Ogbomosho and Ilorin is closer to the north, that should explain it.

Queue? We jump that shiiit over here, so am cool with it.

Hostel? We're nonresidential.

Help me tell them

unilorin better by stress...Niccurs fav quote: i just wanna graduate and f**k out of dis sh*t

Op u forgot 100 level students that have to come early to see seat u will hav lectures by 10 have to go 8 because of seat.if u don't come early u will stand thruout the lecture if u hav the strength

bros tell dem how we queue everyday frm 4pm to 6pm at times just to go outside d sch

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Olsoo:
•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn't a good thing. Don't get me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it becomes a regular thingy,it's one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the SUN.
I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it!

•TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel by foot.
Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let's say you get fortunate enough,the 'workaholic' lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol. Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you'll get home nothing earlier than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you 'shunt' your way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out)

•FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see,Unilorites and false rumours are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali said students will be given N10,000 each. UNILORIN is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of February. Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given 'I-pad'(how much are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C'mon,it's a school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are from.

•SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they wouldn't have named the 'Death Valley' the hottest place in the world. You go to school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it's your dark twin that arrives in the afternoon.
The most annoying part about the Sun is it's dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It's no different from carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must say. *By the way,I wonder how the 'Suit and Tie' and 'Varsity Jacket' dudes cope.

•HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren't able to get one.How sorrowful. lol. If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could have been scholars *hehe


Unilorites,feel free to add yours.

Source: www.TankeSir..com

GREAT INSTITUTION INDEED!

That hostel palava naim worst pass....

MUMINATED:
Vry vry true,in addition unilorin is d only uni dat will give u just a week for semester break lyk say we be robot. .... beta by stress

baba na two weeks na...The hols don even tire me sef.

iwriterng:
LAUTECH is the number one institution that nurture rumour into reality. If you hear anything as rumour in LAUTECH, better take it serious, because its a done deal.

I just concluded a 2 month semester (less than 4weeks lecture), it all started as a rumour. And the sun? I think Ogbomosho and Ilorin is closer to the north, that should explain it.

Queue? We jump that shiiit over here, so am cool with it.

Hostel? We're nonresidential.

lol,confirm bro..

Prohibitas Doctrina -- better by far!

I was in dis Skul frm 2002 __ 2007. All wat d writer has mentioned were 3times worse dan wat is obtainaBle nw. U guyS Need TO bE gratEFul tO prOf OLOyEDe.TinS R BeTa by far nW................

U think unilorin is hot? Have u been to malete?

spanzed:
baba na two weeks na...The hols don even tire me sef.

I wish you were in unilorin a year some dept finish exam on a fri nd sch resumes on Monday

spanzed:
baba na two weeks na...The hols don even tire me sef.

I wish you were in unilorin a year some dept finish exam on a fri nd sch resumes on Monday for 2nd semester

Unilorin definitely prepares you for the rigorous life out there. i was posted to imo state for my youth service, got to camp around 6pm after 10hours journey from lagos. you can imagine how tired one will be after such a journey, yet i and my fellow unilorite that came from lagos completed our camp registration on that day around 11pm. jumping of queues, been smart enough to know where to go next and all. after the whole process, a guy from another school that couldn't finish his own registration came to meet me and ask how i was able to cope with all those processes after the journey ,i simply told him "i am used to it, Unilorin built me that way"

Oildichotomy:
We just read of the dude that the Surgeon Cultists operated on recently

Kindly include that in the list

That the incident happened in Ilorin doesnt mean the victim is a unilorite, there other tertiary institution in Ilorin. Unilorin is free from Cultism. Hit like if you're a unilorite

On like Futminna no much queuing ,you only queue @ the bus park and sometimes during e-exams not as much as dat of unilorin,wen it comes to registrations no stress in futminna cos school portal always up to the task....but if na sun issue we dey always regard gidan kwano(permanent site) as pre NDA cos e just too hot but tnx to d school authority for planting trees dat are now providing shades...........Any way always proud to be a futmite

I can't forget the day I trekked from PS to Oke-odo. Choi. There were no taxis at all and we started walking from Car park hoping to block a taxi farthest by the bridge. Mehn, by the time we reached d bridge and no sign of a taxi no one told us before we pressed on. Na so we waka till we reach oke-odo o. That day was not funny at all. Students were jumping and cramming into boots of private cars like herds of cows just to leave d school.
I am so glad I am out of that school mehn but I am ever proud to be a graduate of the better by far university.

spanzed:
baba na two weeks na...The hols don even tire me sef.

Bro, two weeks for where?? If you don't resume on 23,you're OYO

Come to Lokoja, Fed univ Lokoja and then go back and testify that the sun is hotter than ilorin's.


We FUeLites that our ladies are on braided hairs all thru. Where students rush to where freezers of cold water is...... Where students with natural lightskin are accused of bleaching cos the sun don roast body halfway thru.......


(wipes hands with napkin)

elguaje:
unilorin better by stress...Niccurs fav quote: i just wanna graduate and f**k out of dis sh*t

Naso bro, what's ur level n dept?

u got every single detail right...its worth it for us though, proud to be an alumnus

Mallamkay001:
Prohibitas Doctrina -- better by far!

I was in dis Skul frm 2002 __ 2007. All wat d writer has mentioned were 3times worse dan wat is obtainaBle nw. U guyS Need TO bE gratEFul tO prOf OLOyEDe.TinS R BeTa by far nW................

Bro it is probitas doctrina not prohibitas. What are they prohibiting? Lol

gbenga4my:

I wish you were in unilorin a year some dept finish exam on a fri nd sch resumes on Monday for 2nd semester

ThankGod I wasn't....

ebbie9ja:

Bro, two weeks for where?? If you don't resume on 23,you're OYO

Is any punishment slated for those who refuse to resume on 23rd...NO man...if I feel like going to sch I would and if I don't I would stay in my house...lectures isn't starting immediately as the Time_table wouldn't be out on monday sef..

UNILORIN is different!

adeaks:
I can't forget the day I trekked from PS to Oke-odo. Choi. There were no taxis at all and we started walking from Car park hoping to block a taxi farthest by the bridge. Mehn, by the time we reached d bridge and no sign of a taxi no one told us before we pressed on. Na so we waka till we reach oke-odo o. That day was not funny at all. Students were jumping and cramming into boots of private cars like herds of cows just to leave d school.
I am so glad I am out of that school mehn but I am ever proud to be a graduate of the better by far university.

mehn I am still finding it hard to believe sum1 can trek that distance...