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Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 11:00am On Feb 25, 2015
Cooking is like carrying out an experiment with which you will definitely come out with a result (either good or bad). As a good cook, you would have paid your dues to 'burnt offerings', salty/peppery food e.t.c before becoming the Master Chef you are today...

Growing up, I remembered preparing Moi-moi as a surprise dinner for my parents... I peeled like 2 congos of beans and packaged it in just 4 nylons...#LOL... Dem no born two people well make dem finish one wrap... When I served my Dad, he was surprised cos the moi-moi was so hard and it was looking like a very big stone in the plate...

I also remembered when av not mastered how to prepare semo; OMG! I always boil plenty water and later divide it into two pots (as a quick alternative)... I do this in case there are big lumps in the semo... Na to quickly pour the whole content in the pot inside a black nylon and throw it in the dustbin before anyone comes... These are the period I always volunteer to empty the dustbin... #LMAO

My cousin told me about an incident whereby she prepared one nice vegetable and egusi soup... While waiting to serve her parents, she just discovered the pepper where she kept it... Cos her parents were already at the dinning table and to avoid reprimands, she quickly pour the raw pepper in the stew and serve her parents like that... She said I need to see the way they were drinking water that day... #LMAO

All these experiences make us the better cook we are today... Please, you are free to add yours... #Cheers

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by BeeBeeOoh(m): 11:09am On Feb 25, 2015
I can't remember over-peppering/salting a food before. But, will always say a very big "Thanks To Mumsie For Making Me Not To Depend On Any Woman To Prepare a Delicasy for me.. It's fun going into d kitchen to cook & it's lovely girls them saying, "You Are A Good Cook after tasting ur cookings. E dey tOtOri body aswear.. smiley smiley

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 11:11am On Feb 25, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
I can't remember over-peppering/salting a food but, I can't stop saying "Thanks Mummy For Making Me Not To Depend On Any Woman To Prepare a Delicasy for me..

Really? That's so rare... #smiles

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by BeeBeeOoh(m): 11:20am On Feb 25, 2015
SisiNini:


Really? That's so rare... #smiles
yea. I started fighting wit kitchen as early 7yrs. Though I neva liked it at d initial stage but, na naw I come knw d importance..

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 11:40am On Feb 25, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
yea. I started fighting wit kitchen as early 7yrs. Though I neva liked it at d initial stage but, na naw I come knw d importance..

No babe fit use u do shakara... grin
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by BeeBeeOoh(m): 11:51am On Feb 25, 2015
SisiNini:


No babe fit use u do shakara... grin
atelsu wink wink but, e no gud 2 ova cook becos no babe food go dey swt u again lipsrsealed. And e bad no b here

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
I remember preparing moi moi once 4 my bf from home to take to him.

After gathering ingredients ( fish , crayfish, egg and all). I made a silly mistake. Didn't add groundnut oil to the blended mixture.
The moi moi came out good oh but u could still tell it had no oil. He just said pls stop saying you prepared moi moi it's ekuru. I wondered what that meant.

Funny I tried to warm it again and was so busy I forgot n d water dried and the plate started shrinking.

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 8:56pm On Feb 28, 2015
candygosh:
I remember preparing moi moi once 4 my bf from home to take to him.

After gathering ingredients ( fish , crayfish, egg and all). I made a silly mistake. Didn't add groundnut oil to the blended mixture.
The moi moi came out good oh but u could still tell it had no oil. He just said pls stop saying you prepared moi moi it's ekuru. I wondered what that meant.

Funny I tried to warm it again and was so busy I forgot n d water dried and the plate started shrinking.

See You grin grin

When you go prepare my own moi-moi (seven lives)?? angry

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 9:16pm On Feb 28, 2015
candygosh:
I remember preparing moi moi once 4 my bf from home to take to him.

After gathering ingredients ( fish , crayfish, egg and all). I made a silly mistake. Didn't add groundnut oil to the blended mixture.
The moi moi came out good oh but u could still tell it had no oil. HE JUST SAID PLS STOP SAYING YOU PREPARED MOI MOI IT'S EKURU. I wondered what that meant.

Funny I tried to warm it again and was so busy I forgot n d water dried and the plate started shrinking.

That guy is just a clown.... He's right sha... #hahahhahhahahahha
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 9:20pm On Feb 28, 2015
Osyxcel:


See You grin grin

When you go prepare my own moi-moi (seven lifes)?? angry

Seven lives ko, twenty-one lives ni... #lol
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 9:25pm On Feb 28, 2015
SisiNini:


Seven lives ko, twenty-one lives ni... #lol

Oya coman prepare for me cry
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 9:48pm On Feb 28, 2015
Osyxcel:


Oya coman prepare for me cry

And u go fit chop am?
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 10:45pm On Feb 28, 2015
SisiNini:


And u go fit chop am?

No, ah go drink am undecided
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:55pm On Feb 28, 2015
SisiNini:


That guy is just a clown.... He's right sha... #hahahhahhahahahha

Lol that day u just need to see the expressions and he was like. It's not bad 4 an ekuru tho!

My moi moi has always been a disaster. Only once it came out fine.
When I was still in school, I peeled d beans n left and went to grind it. The mom was so busy n the dude did the grinding instead. When I got home the beans was so poor I could still see bean fragments in it. And the moi moi came out looking rough.
My roommate couldn't laugh. We just managed it cos of the tuna fish that was in it.
The shame was so much that day when the guys from d other room was laughing. One of the guys who was our close pal came and we offered it to him. He was about taking it out to eat in d room when we both shouted " tayo, abeg chop am 4 here" he just kept laughing but still ate it and said it was good. You know guys will eat anything.

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:58pm On Feb 28, 2015
Osyxcel:


See You grin grin

When you go prepare my own moi-moi (seven lives)?? angry
Guy abeg dey ur own lane oh. I have been moi - disgraced severally grin
But I make mad akara sha...u go chop ur hand join lipsrsealed

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 11:00pm On Feb 28, 2015
candygosh:

Guy abeg dey ur own lane oh. I have been moi - disgraced severally grin
But I make mad akara sha...u go chop ur hand join lipsrsealed

iya alakara lipsrsealed

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:02pm On Feb 28, 2015
Osyxcel:


iya alakara lipsrsealed

What can u do sef. I know guys who can cook proper like my dad and the whole kitchen will be smelling of onions. grin

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 11:12pm On Feb 28, 2015
candygosh:


What can u do sef. I know guys who can cook proper like my dad and the whole kitchen will be smelling of onions. grin

lol... I'm not that bad when it comes to cooking, can do a handful of things.
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 11:24pm On Feb 28, 2015
candygosh:


Lol that day u just need to see the expressions and he was like. It's not bad 4 an ekuru tho!

My moi moi has always been a disaster. Only once it came out fine.
When I was still in school, I peeled d beans n left and went to grind it. The mom was so busy n the dude did the grinding instead. When I got home the beans was so poor I could still see bean fragments in it. And the moi moi came out looking rough.
My roommate couldn't laugh. We just managed it cos of the tuna fish that was in it.
The shame was so much that day when the guys from d other room was laughing. One of the guys who was our close pal came and we offered it to him. He was about taking it out to eat in d room when we both shouted " tayo, abeg chop am 4 here" he just kept laughing but still ate it and said it was good. You know guys will eat anything.

I can imagine the embarrassment... Lol... Yes o, guys can eat anything (poison) and still pretend that all is well...

While in school, I prepared 'jollof' spaghetti and served my guy... Instead of him to say he doesn't like spaghetti, he kept eating and his facial expressions continued to change the more he ate the food... I asked him if he doesn't like d food, he said the food is delicious and super... Not until he started using bread to eat the spaghetti that I felt so sad... A while after eating, he vomitted the spag and the bread... #Lol...

Preparing custard in a cup always disgrace me... D tin will neva form unless I put it on a burner... Na so so river niger ooo... Not until my elder bro taught me...

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 11:30pm On Feb 28, 2015
Osyxcel:


No, ah go drink am undecided

Whichever way... My own be say make u ingest am without any complaint... #smiles
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:43am On Mar 01, 2015
SisiNini:


I can imagine the embarrassment... Lol... Yes o, guys can eat anything (poison) and still pretend that all is well...

While in school, I prepared 'jollof' spaghetti and served my guy... Instead of him to say he doesn't like spaghetti, he kept eating and his facial expressions continued to change the more he ate the food... I asked him if he doesn't like d food, he said the food is delicious and super... Not until he started using bread to eat the spaghetti that I felt so sad... A while after eating, he vomitted the spag and the bread... #Lol...

Preparing custard in a cup always disgrace me... D tin will neva form unless I put it on a burner... Na so so river niger ooo... Not until my elder bro taught me...

Lmao @ the custard...i can imagine and it's even worse if it has lumps. The trick is just add enough water n ensure its not flowing(less viscous ) from the start and once the hot water starts getting into it stirr fast so the hot water is evenly distributed into the starch
Even if it doesn't look thick after adding hot water just cover up for a few seconds.

I have had my better days with ogi and custard but now I hardly flaw it. One doesn't become a pro overnight

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:45am On Mar 01, 2015
Osyxcel:


lol... I'm not that bad when it comes to cooking, can do a handful of things.

When do I come visiting. I like pounded yam and eggs to bad. Shey u go send me ur addy on whatsapp.

Happy new month btw
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Osyxcel(m): 1:58pm On Mar 01, 2015
candygosh:


When do I come visiting. I like pounded yam and eggs to bad. Shey u go send me ur addy on whatsapp.

Happy new month btw

Come na, I will entertain you. But you must not reject the food o, you must chop am as e be tongue

HNM to you too..

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by peterjero(m): 4:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
Mine was the worse I guess on earth, it happened way back when I was in jss 3(yr 1999) as I reach house no food, I went to the kitchen boiled beans for like 10mins then the put oil on fire to heat then added the beans and salt and the result was disaster but I still eat am o.

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by peterjero(m): 4:51pm On Mar 01, 2015
But now I'm a pro, my babe even plead I cook for her even though she's a good cook as well.
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 8:11pm On Mar 01, 2015
peterjero:
Mine was the worse I guess on earth, it happened way back when I was in jss 3(yr 1999) as I reach house no food, I went to the kitchen boiled beans for like 10mins then the put oil on fire to heat then added the beans and salt and the result was disaster but I still eat am o.

I can imagine how d half-done beans looked like... Cook of lyf... #Lol

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 8:31pm On Mar 14, 2015
peterjero:
But now I'm a pro, my babe even plead I cook for her even though she's a good cook as well.

Feeling like Executive Chef right (I don't mean d veg oil o)...? #Lol
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by peterjero(m): 9:11pm On Mar 14, 2015
SisiNini:


Feeling like Executive Chef right (I don't mean d veg oil o)...? #Lol
Yes o, I just discovered one small masterpiece no one will dare try to do, using periwinkle on stew is bliss.

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 9:18pm On Mar 14, 2015
Peri-WHAT...? That blue snail...?! *squeezes face* I can't take it o... Seeing d flashy colour blue in soup repels me...

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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by peterjero(m): 9:22pm On Mar 14, 2015
SisiNini:
Peri-WHAT...? That blue snail...?! *squeezes face* I can't take it o... Seeing d flashy colour blue in soup repels me...
Just give it a try
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2015
peterjero:

Just give it a try

Hmmmmnnn... I'll try it one of these days... My issue is the colour of the snail...
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by peterjero(m): 1:39am On Mar 15, 2015
SisiNini:


Hmmmmnnn... I'll try it one of these days... My issue is the colour of the snail...
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