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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by AmakaDNB(f): 9:40pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Lolss |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by iwezor1(m): 9:40pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
sirRiddy:is for house |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by yuzjet(m): 9:41pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
chrisviral: I fear DAT ur mama ooo! 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:41pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
ah trecked 5miles to nd fro to school...nor b lie sha buh hw du yu xpect me to treck? 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Chipsy1(m): 9:43pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My parents told me Jesus is comming soon...since den till now, nothing! Now I've realized dat "soon" isn't wot it seems 2 mean |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by maxdozie(m): 9:43pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My Dad was like Maxwell don't go close to Any iron when its raining ,if u do it would shock u ..... Mosquito transfers Acid into the body.. This way I don't go close to the Net at home 2 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ramalot(m): 9:43pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by iamsherif101(m): 9:43pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:wish kind pikin u be ? 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by cokacoola(m): 9:44pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My parents especially my mummy and daddy did not lie to me plesea |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by jauntty: 9:44pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My Dad once lied (Jokingly tho)to me that Christmas have been cancelled. I cried. I think I was abt 5 or 6 then. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by moderatorr1: 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
very true
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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chrisviral(m): 9:46pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
yuzjet: My mama no too lie sha, if call those stuff lie, her usual line was how she would trek from Umuahia to Enugu to fetch water and M like, Heeeey Mama Easy naa 3 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Godmother(f): 9:46pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My mum would always threaten to take us to one baba when she was trying to find out which child was lying. According to her, the baba would touch all of us with 'something' and the lying child would instanly somersault, hit the floor, hit the ceiling, fall down to the floor again and then die. Omo! See me owning up to things I didn't do then cos I was terrified of even going to the baba's presence. When I remember the beatings I ate for things I didn't do, I weep for my mumuness. You can't try this with my 4 years old nephew now sha. Cos only him will tell you how he will kick the baba and the baba will go and land in the moon. I love kids of nowadays 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by mytime24(f): 9:47pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Bt all dose lies was for their child/ern gud, sme hw sha it helps |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by leggo: 9:47pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
mcdokwe:i would love to point out the ignorance in your statement but i'm busy watching Obama a long time toker..When he runs mad i'll call you 2 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
lie ke...they av never lied to me, they only advice me. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ibrahimofic(m): 9:47pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
If you go out in the night masquerade will catch you. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by VickyRotex(f): 9:47pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Seriously, My Parents never told me any of this lies... If they did, maybe I cant remember... |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by allanphash7(m): 9:48pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Lwkmd oooooo Omo a se iru e fun e ooooooooo Cant just stop laffin here EroticAngelina: 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by egopersonified(f): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Oya, pen and paper so I can jot down some convincing lies for future purposes. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by iwezor1(m): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
jauntty:so funny 3 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Tval(m): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
chelseabmw:Till date i don't take Coconut water because of this. 3 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by yuzjet(m): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
chrisviral: Lfmao, na my granny used to make DAT punch lines. She'll be like, they'll wake up @3am, then trek from a far distance like DAT which is a market. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by iwezor1(m): 9:51pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
ibrahimofic:omor ur own sure pass o! |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by AndreRose(f): 9:51pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
emusmith:Don't joor me |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:51pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
imaging my mum telling me dont av sex yet to avoid hiv nd pregnancy when i am even tired of all sex style, and i was like yes its against d bible self 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by lexy070(m): 9:52pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
I guess there was only one position den dat is 1. Dat means dere was only one alphabet den dat is A |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by talented143(m): 9:52pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
#Neveragain will Buhari smell ASO Rock 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Psalmmie001(m): 9:52pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Op sef.. Lmao!! 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by yurme(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Godmother:*faints* 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chrisviral(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
yuzjet: To them sha it doesn't seem like a lie, probably just over using the figure of speech there. |
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