Godmother:
My mum would always threaten to take us to one baba when she was trying to find out which child was lying. According to her, the baba would touch all of us with 'something' and the lying child would instanly somersault, hit the floor, hit the ceiling, fall down to the floor again and then die. Omo! See me owning up to things I didn't do then cos I was terrified of even going to the baba's presence. When I remember the beatings I ate for things I didn't do, I weep for my mumuness.

You can't try this with my 4 years old nephew now sha. Cos only him will tell you how he will kick the baba and the baba will go and land in the moon. I love kids of nowadays

chrisviral:



To them sha it doesn't seem like a lie, probably just over using the figure of speech there.

AndreRose:

Don't joor me

Tval:
Till date i don't take Coconut water because of this.

Setaje:
My mum and dad said they had no shoes. They always seem to walk from village to village wiv out shoes. My mum said she been dey beat guys wey mess up anyhow in her village that am a weakling. Meanwhile she was very skinny in the picture I saw of her when she was a kid. I don't no how she was beating men? I thought my mum never talked to any man in life except my dad until when she and my dad quarrels. That's when the truth came out of how she would have married someone else.

Jesuspikin77:
Touching a girl = pregnancy

chelseabmw:
"Don't drink coconut water, it will make you dull" like WTF

searching4love:


REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TOLD ME IF I TOUCH A GIRL SHE WOULD BE PREGNANT. EVER SINCE I KNEW I'M NOT GOING TO DATE A NIGERIAN GIRL DUE TO THEIR RANDY NATURE WHICH MAKES THEM GET PREGNANT LIKE PIGS

THANK GOD I LISTENED TO DAD COS NOW I SEE NIGERIAN GIRLS AS SHIIT


#TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS

englishmart:
my parents never lied to me..

garriboy:

whats d maximum level of foolishness one can come across on d internet? just yesterday i tot i've seen it all and den i see dis ur post. none of d lines makes any sense

hensben:
This sh..it still scare me till date even when my inner mind tells me it's a white lie.

Setaje:
My mum and dad said they had no shoes. They always seem to walk from village to village wiv out shoes. My mum said she been dey beat guys wey mess up anyhow in her village that am a weakling. Meanwhile she was very skinny in the picture I saw of her when she was a kid. I don't no how she was beating men? I thought my mum never talked to any man in life except my dad until when she and my dad quarrels. That's when the truth came out of how she would have married someone else.



Had to modify. They've been married 38 yrs now.

dechandel:

My dad still tells me till date that he graduated with a 1st class!!
I can not actually tell if its a lie,but i only see it as some inspirational ish

nedz:
I normally read 12 hours a day when I was your age

I always come before the teachers during my school days

I was the first man to shake the then Governor of my state when he visited our village

I single handedly rescued 10 people from a burning 2-storey building when I was young and agile

I ate twice per week when I was suffering to become who I am today

I did about 15 bags of cement when I served meson

I built the community church in my without a single kobo from anybody

olad99:
DAD;
during our time Nigeria is easy. if you manage to get A in waec that's automatic scholarship to Cambridge
when am in school I'm brilliant to extent that I had 9A's in waec
i'm the best of my set during my undergraduate at ife.
SON
Dad why don't you school at Cambridge ?
DAD
Sorry did i just say ife , i want to say Cambridge.

Babyboy1986:
Lol..I grow up in Europe not like this happen.