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Lies Women Tell by Iheakonye(op): 6:59pm On Mar 03, 2015

1. I don't watch porn
2.Stop it/what r u doing during fore-play if u r about to sex dem
3. I cant mastubate
4. I can't cheat on my guy
5. I am done with him
6. Am not after his money
7. I am busy
8. Am not single.
9. I can't admire my fellow lady
10. Fake voice when dey receive call

Re: Lies Women Tell by Mhizizzy(f): 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2015

Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 7:03pm On Mar 03, 2015

lol @ 10. Very true.

Re: Lies Women Tell by fuckshit: 7:16pm On Mar 03, 2015

fücking nice one OP; numbers 4, 5 & 6 usually gets me laughing grin

Re: Lies Women Tell by IAmBhijay(m): 7:38pm On Mar 03, 2015

Spot on!

Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 7:45pm On Mar 03, 2015

Elantraceey is it true huh

Re: Lies Women Tell by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2015

Following

Re: Lies Women Tell by elantraceey(f): 8:14pm On Mar 03, 2015

AgapeCharis:
Elantraceey is it true

Don't mind the op jare at least yyou've confirmed no 10 tongue

Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 8:17pm On Mar 03, 2015

elantraceey:
Don't mind the op jare at least yyou've confirmed no 10

Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 8:24pm On Mar 03, 2015

yawns

Re: Lies Women Tell by Chizzy20(f): 8:44pm On Mar 03, 2015

so Op if a lady tells u she isnt single, dat means she is isnt tellin d truth?

Re: Lies Women Tell by JOKLEVIZ(m): 8:47pm On Mar 03, 2015

Chizzy20:
so Op if a lady tells u she isnt single, dat means she is isnt tellin d truth?

Ar u sinqle dear?

Re: Lies Women Tell by michphenomena(m): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2015

Chizzy20:
so Op if a lady tells u she isnt single, dat means she is isnt tellin d truth?

98 percent of ladies claim dat they are single which is pure lie......majority of ur ladies are bn attached in one way or the other.....

Re: Lies Women Tell by cyprianlah(m): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2015

Op on point grin

11. Am a virgin
12. I was raped
13. I don't go out
Etc...

Re: Lies Women Tell by Chizzy20(f): 9:12pm On Mar 03, 2015

michphenomena:
98 percent of ladies claim dat they are single which is pure lie......majority of ur ladies are bn attached in one way or the other.....

read wat d op posted b4 quotin me..he said ladies claim dey re nt single...