Actually, dis happened like 2 or 3yrs back.one sunday morning,i decided making "oats" 4 d family(jus to hold our stomachs so dat we wouldnt faint in church ). We didnt ve enough gas in our gas cylinder so i decided to use stove.d smoke 4rom stoves normally make ma dad sneeze so i took it outside.

I started ma cooking and some splashed on d floor.i took a broom to sweep away d ones dat splashed on d floor wen sumtin jumped into d pot(ma mistake waz dat i didnt close d pot). I didnt bother bout it bt l8r had to check wat actually fell in. Lo and behold it waz a TOAD. I screamed at d top of ma voice and ma parents came rushing.

I told em wat happened bt ma elder sis found it funny and kept laughing.i didnt enjoy d service in church dat day and i also had terrible Nitemares . share urs.

A bloody dead gecko in my bag of rice! HUH!

lol, thats terrible. i once saw a dead bug inside my pot of soup.

@babeelove,hope u didnt add d gecko along wit ur ingredients.

ella.b:

@babeelove,hope u didnt add d gecko along wit your ingredients.

I threw away the whole bag of rice oh! I was not going to take the chance. Thank God it was only a small bag. God!!!!!!!

@babeelove,throw away ke,sum ppl dey wey need am.abi Wetin u tink

ella.b:

@babeelove,throw away ke,sum people dey wey need am.abi Wetin u think

Sorry my dear sister, If I cannot eat the contaminated food, I refuse to give it to someone else. What if the person dies? Talk about good samaritan turned bad samaritan. I no fit judge case oh. You know Naija mentality with juju!!!!

lol.i hear u.

Have you ever seen earthworm in fresh vegetable

A cockroach's egg in the pot of soup and i ate it thinking it was fish.

it is nice because it tastes like sugar.


you can as well try it and feel the taste.

O M G!! I will die

found maggots from rosted fish _{eja kika} i bought to drink garri
i was vexed

I've once seen maggots in smoked fish too. And I hate those insect that comes out of stocked fish when you put them into hot water.

And generally those beans bugs. they once took control of the kitchen when my wife wasn't around. Because I'll never cook beans so they multiplied in millions.

hmmm let me see

Roaches in rice

A live bat in the bag of semovita

loisamy:

A live bat in the bag of semovita

for film or real life

Hahaha chei!

Lalasticlala FP please.

loisamy:
A live bat in the bag of semovita

Naija people sef. Una try o.

i saw a big white hippopotamus in my cup of garri, but i don't care i just continue drinking my garri, dont ask me how i do it

ellab:
Actually, dis happened like 2 or 3yrs back.one sunday morning,i decided making "oats" 4 d family(jus to hold our stomachs so dat we wouldnt faint in church ). We didnt ve enough gas in our gas cylinder so i decided to use stove.d smoke 4rom stoves normally make ma dad sneeze so i took it outside.

I started ma cooking and some splashed on d floor.i took a broom to sweep away d ones dat splashed on d floor wen sumtin jumped into d pot(ma mistake waz dat i didnt close d pot). I didnt bother bout it bt l8r had to check wat actually fell in. Lo and behold it waz a TOAD. I screamed at d top of ma voice and ma parents came rushing.

I told em wat happened bt ma elder sis found it funny and kept laughing.i didnt enjoy d service in church dat day and i also had terrible Nitemares . share urs.

dirty girl, your house na bush? how come toad enter your house sotey e jump enter your pot? u wan dey form ajebo for us say una get gas abi? no be firewood u use?

Thread of 2007

Glorya:
lol, thats terrible. i once saw a dead bug inside my pot of soup.

bug abi cockroach



wee know its the same.. but ... yuck.. talk am as e be

BABEELOVE:


I threw away the whole bag of rice oh! I was not going to take the chance. Thank God it was only a small bag. God!!!!!!!

Oh really? a quarter bag of rice? 22k divided by 4 is what? 5500 naira? omo i no trust you

Rat shits in my last garri

Was pained

I once saw cockroach in my soup while eating eba, I was just laughing like and idiot wen I saw it, at least I don chop d soup already, I jejely remove the cockroach and eat my food in peace, I Still dey fresh

I saw a life mosquito inside my indomie
I use the mosquito do experiment that day eh

Thread ati 2007
Q. The ***s must be crazy..
Ans. (A) mods (B) A
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Tufia

Ljay1:
A cockroach's egg in the pot of soup and i ate it thinking it was fish.

it is nice because it tastes like sugar.


you can as well try it and feel the taste.

Yuck! That's gross!!!!!

bidex:

dirty girl, your house na bush? how come toad enter your house sotey e jump enter your pot? u wan dey form ajebo for us say una get gas abi? no be firewood u use?

You dey vex oooooo

Wetin come dey gas na wey person no fit get

iamphotoshoot:
Thread of 2007

really don't understand o, mods be outta relevant thread to push to fp I guess...