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1bkaye:
Nah, back at work. Forgive my forgetfulness (I don old), have we communicated before? Because I can't place the monicker

tolexy007:
i saw a big white hippopotamus in my cup of garri, but i don't care i just continue drinking my garri, dont ask me how i do it

metallisc:
oh, i see...

well, since you are forgetful, you are forgiven we have communicated severally on different issues and threads..
some of them with this handle - recently and with a previous handle before now so... you ain't that old......yet!

DEWKID:
thread of 2007
10years ago

ellab:
Actually, dis happened like 2 or 3yrs back.one sunday morning,i decided making "oats" 4 d family(jus to hold our stomachs so dat we wouldnt faint in church ). We didnt ve enough gas in our gas cylinder so i decided to use stove.d smoke 4rom stoves normally make ma dad sneeze so i took it outside.

I started ma cooking and some splashed on d floor.i took a broom to sweep away d ones dat splashed on d floor wen sumtin jumped into d pot(ma mistake waz dat i didnt close d pot). I didnt bother bout it bt l8r had to check wat actually fell in. Lo and behold it waz a TOAD. I screamed at d top of ma voice and ma parents came rushing.

I told em wat happened bt ma elder sis found it funny and kept laughing.i didnt enjoy d service in church dat day and i also had terrible Nitemares . share urs.

1bkaye:
What's the previous handle?

1bkaye:
What's the previous handle?

metallisc:
have you rememebered yet?

1bkaye:
Oh ok, yeah your other name rings a bell

tolexy007:
i saw a big white hippopotamus in my cup of garri, but i don't care i just continue drinking my garri, dont ask me how i do it

metallisc:
alrighty then...

just for you....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E

tosinadeda:
found maggots from rosted fish _{eja kika} i bought to drink garri
i was vexed

RichieDaVinci01:
Rat shits in my last garri

Was pained

Tajbol4splend:
While I was preparing tea, a newly born goat kid just fell into the jug and everything just got messed up. I killed it and served it to everyone and it was a good morning

DBlackCeazer:
A roach once flew into my Plantain while I was flying it, couldn't eat it, my friends ate every thing.

xoxo001:
fighting over a cockroach in a stew with my younger brother thinking it was a fish fin. oh boy! until I chew am and everything just busted in my mouth. lol

BABEELOVE:
I threw away the whole bag of rice oh! I was not going to take the chance. Thank God it was only a small bag. God!!!!!!!

1bkaye:
Lool thank you

Ljay1:
A cockroach's egg in the pot of soup and i ate it thinking it was fish.

it is nice because it tastes like sugar.


you can as well try it and feel the taste.

Trust2001:
when I was 5 yrs old

austinosita:
Good cooks don't sleep or even take 2 mins nap while cooking!

mzzhavilah:
toy hippopotamus abi?

smiliyB:
Mr judge...who ur judging don EPP now

Ljay1:
A cockroach's egg in the pot of soup and i ate it thinking it was fish.

it is nice because it tastes like sugar.


you can as well try it and feel the taste.