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General Muhammadu Buhari, the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), on Friday returned to Nigeria on a British Airways flight from London, after almost 10 days in London for a campaign break. In what seems like a twist, the Nigerian twitter as it is fondly called has gone berserk with a trending hashtag #Babawhileyouweregone.

Here are some hilarious stuff from fun loving Nigerians who never like to miss a good moment for laughs.

@Backarray: #BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ told the yooths that Nigeria was no.4 on the list of highest polio cases & they clapped.

@DOlusegun: #BabaWhileYouWereGone Sheyi Shay caused a presidential erection (pun not intended)

@imamdimam: #BabaWhileYouWereGone Adamu Muazu blamed APC for fuel scarcity and later blamed his IT team for saying his mind.

@jag_bros: #BabaWhileYouWereGone Mr Chia that normally calls u "Quarter to Go" died at d age of 46. We wished him R.I.P

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Nigeria became a state in Chad. Our new president is badass

- http://thebusinessaim.com.ng/general-muhammadu-buharis-return-to-nigeria-sparks-twitter-trend-babawhileyouweregone/

I pity d youth of dis generation, an old man as old as 73 is now d saviour ?

O lord have Mercy!!!!.... I don't even understand our Politics any More!!!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I pity d youth of dis generation, an old man as old as 73 is now d saviour ?

#BabaWhileYouWereGone the poster i quoted decided to post nonsense about your age

#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ camped in Lagos for five days sharing dollars, diaris godu oooooo!

macpetrus:
O lord have Mercy!!!!.... I don't even understand our politi any More!!!

#BabaWhileYouWereGone this poster didn't just understand our politi anymore

Sai Baba
Happy to have you back.
Long life GMB
Long life democracy
God Bless Nigeria

#babawhileyouweregone,Fayose was having series of nightmares he had to go eat at Iya Basira's bukka.

#babawhileyouweregone......nigerians know how to turn everythn into a joke. Its good

#babawhileyouweregone Fayose stole my pants

#BabaWhileYouWereGone , GEJ said "Stealing is not corruption" and i still can't believe and educated person said that.

This trend is funny




#Babawhileyouweregone: PEJ called you a dead brain

#babawhileyouweregone one man that called u quarter to go died first and Fayose was shivering and afraid he wud be next.!! ttttt

#BabaWhileYouWereGone the illiterate woman in the villa was saying all sorts of nonsense about your person.

#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ almost removed Jega as INEC chairman.

#Babawhileyouweregone: Fayose did fainted when he saw you delivering your lecture for an hour without collapsing or looking frail











He was spotted being carried to............

[size=20pt] #buhariwhileyouareaway
Nigeria experienced peace and book aram almost got wiped out [/size]

[color=#1980BC] #babawhileyouweregone, APC have been reeling from one knockout punch after another...first From Fayose to FFK even PEJ herself couldn't resist smashing five-hit combos on your person Baba....#babawhileyouweregone, Your Boys boko have been suffering defeat after defeat by our gallant soldiers,the islamists need morale support....#babawhileyouweregone, Thueffnubu youe financier was exposed as a very corrupt politician,now Nigerians in the streets are believing that your party is filled with hypocrites with chains to enslave Nigerians..#babawhileyouwer.... [/color]

#babawhileyouweregone, PEJ said your people dey born pikin troway

#babawhileyouweregone,PEJ lied that her husband built a federal polytechnic and a federal university in Imo state.

#babawhileyouweregone,Fayose said Jega will be removed and heavens will not fall.

#babawhileyouweregone, PEJ said anyone who says "change" should be stoned.

no homo i love my next president GMB

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Nigeria became a state in Chad. Our new president is badass

#BabaWhileYouWereGone we saw 50 SHADES OF SEYI SHAY GEJ trying to use his hands to cover up. ERECTION things

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Obasanjo played a soccer match against Amosu team and scored twice for you. PDP was angry about it."

GEJ TILL 2019

AM JK!!!















Just Kidding

Hahaha

Nigerians are a rare breed indeed. I was on my desk here angry some things went wrong in my office today, only for me to open this thread and momentarily forget my challenges.

Naija must always see the funny side.

OK o, make e no dey like say I didn't participate

#babawhileyouweregone, pej told us to use stones on opponents to demonstrate how 'peaceable' PDP really is

Nothing for you.

#babawhileyouweregone Fayose bought plantain from a woman in the street just for political purpose. And also this is the poster i saw, evidence of the 7 billion GEJ shared pastors. Sai Buhari.

Wahala dey o, Jonah don enter one way

welcome sir

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Patience Said vote for umblerra, don't vote for burroom in Makurdi

I wish I could laugh but am too sad....

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#Babawhileyouwergone Sheppopotamus has invented new English words