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people no dey sleep?.... I dey even sleep as I dey type

LeoFish92:
AND IT NOURISHES BABES MORE THAN CHICKEN AND EGGS AND A BALANCED DIET, ,no wonder why this girl in my neighborhood suddenly started developing flesh even though she admits she doesn't each much

each or eat much?

chymystique:
[color=orange]Yes I did oo and I hope u did too.. and I ' ve asked the ones I can rem.. u be sperm professor?? [/color]

Lol. Nah. The course no dey my school.

First day I saw my sperm I was scared as shiit, thought I had sum kinda toilet infection from d boys hostel toilet.

Non d less, God has always bin a genus, see as him carry d scrutal sac put 4 outside.

odiagabros:
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SuperSuave:
congrats

Come, who is there? JOSHUA!!!!! Get me the key to the brand new jeep I bought last week. We have an FTC here!
Isi aki.

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LeoFish92:
AND IT NOURISHES BABES MORE THAN CHICKEN AND EGGS AND A BALANCED DIET, ,no wonder why this girl in my neighborhood suddenly started developing flesh even though she admits she doesn't each much

Oh dear! I laughed hard & fell off the bed when I read this one. Bros, you be nutritionist

Ok. Noted!

Good post.

Good one.

what if a guy licks his sperm or dat of another guy's? ;Dwhat if a guy licks his sperm or dat of another guy's?

Ok we don know

kayswag100:
This guy should know when to use ''Do'' and ''Does''.

It's quite annoying. THIS IS NAIRALAND.

... No offence. Nice enlightenment; by the way...

n wot if he doesn't know,

dondemex:
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dondemex:
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whats the price of this land?

kilokeys:
it makes girls pregnant..

so i heard.

Hehehehehehe hehehehehehe he

Gboskee:
;Dwhats the price of this land?

How much can you pay

DjAndroid:
I once told my girl that guys menstruate for two days monthly. She believed me.

lol! Which kain girl be that? She be under age?

gurunlocker:
people no dey sleep?.... I dey even sleep as I dey type

that is sleep typing...it hs happenned to me before

emmyblings:
what if a guy licks his sperm or dat of another guy's? ;Dwhat if a guy licks his sperm or dat of another guy's?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

kayswag100:
This guy should know when to use ''Do'' and ''Does''.

It's quite annoying. THIS IS NAIRALAND.

... No offence. Nice enlightenment; by the way...

u sick Bro

dondemex:
How much can you pay

how much per- doller?

does the thickness determine the fertility or the count?

During sex, when a woman reaches orgasm first before the man there are high chances that the male sperm cell Y-chromosome gets to the egg faster without many of them dying off in their way to the ovum. This is because the sperm cells survive well in alkaline environment. Woman's womb or body system is acidic in nature and kills off sperm cells both X and Y chromosomes when a woman does not reach her orgasm first before the man's orgasm.

Can the sperm bag become full and what are the best and healthy ways of discharging d excess? if not discharged, any side effect?[Olosho don finish 4 mkt, if yes huzle 4 bbe or better still grab ur vaseline and do the needfull. No matter how hard u try u will remain restless till u discharge] sip origin

chymystique:
[color=orange]I have questions to ask? Faradexs09



Is it true using sperm as body lotion makes the skin smooth esp the face??

Is it true that taking it in orally makes one put on weight and gives the female a nice shape with making sense booty and boobs??
(though most peeps say it aint true)

Is it true one can store it in a cold room for later use??

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Is it true that swimming in sperm makes you the richest individual around? #isittrue

I,remember a gurl who put sperm in her cream,for sure her skin is as smooth as egg, interesting to know

chymystique:
I have questions to ask? Faradexs09



Is it true using sperm as body lotion makes the skin smooth esp the face??

Is it true that taking it in orally makes one put on weight and gives the female a nice shape with making sense booty and boobs??
(though most peeps say it aint true)

Is it true one can store it in a cold room for later use??

How an average Nigerian girl think...

whizfache:
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Have you tried doing that with a torchlight? Heard it's so effective...

where are your references...... proves?

How many cells did I waste on those cond*m before I got married? #justthinking

Nice writeup