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Blackett:
No matter how deep into the river you go, to release a fart, the bubbles must expose you.

Dimples192:
Yes HE walked

Lala247:
Disgusting

Yuck

So this is what u gt to cheer dimpz up

Darkrebel666:
Solve this


A man had a dog named 'He' and a Donkey named Got.

The man went on a journey. He rode on Got and sometimes he walked...

- Was the dog present?

Blackett:
It's a proverb.

Wait, you don't fart? Your ass is sealed?

Lala247:
Hw u go ask chic dis kind question lol

lmao. Answer.

missclassy:
this lady is really dumb

Dimples sorry

Lala247:
No

Blackett:
lmao. Answer.

Darkrebel666:
.

lol ..failed ..

the dog was present..
remember the name of the dog was 'HE'... and the story said the man rode on a donkey and sometimes 'HE' walked..

nice try though

Lala247:
Ok but in a sexy way looool

Darkrebel666:
this was gotten from a rap battle on nl

I want y'all to decipher The punchline in it


First one is this..what's the pun and homophone in this--

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/
My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act
tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the
facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when
you holding your dïck /



Second one is this ..what's the wordplay and punchline in this--


Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your
bearing defies physics/What's happened to you,
son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But
since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like
white women /

Blackett:
Rofl.

And the smell?

Lala247:
Ok

Another one

Lala247:
Ok

Another one

Lala247:
Omo roses baby lol

Abeg get off d floor

Dimples192:
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22...
How is this possible?

Blackett:
Roses kor. Lol

Dimples192:
This ain't a riddle it's a test or an assignment on music so I'm out.

Dimples192:
Do my riddle please

Lala247:
2 twins as in 2 sets

Blackett:
A guy who had a small dick took a girl home. His dilemma was how to tell her his dick was very small, even at full erection. So he switched off the lights. He started kissing and touching her. Soon, all their clothes were off. He took her hand, and guided her to his erect dick. She touched it and said "sorry, I don't smoke"





She thought it was a cigarette.

Darkrebel666:
if y'all can't solve mine..say so now so I can explain

meanwhile.. lemme crack this Dimple's riddle
*cracks neck twice *

Lala247:
Stay there come n smell better fart

Your foundation will be shaken by mine tho.

Blackett:
Your foundation will be shaken by mine tho.