Darkrebel666:
Three friends decided to lodge in one of the hotels in town after a very stressful day.
One was Akpan, the other was Faruk and last but not the least was Akpors..

unfortunately, the elevator of the hotel was damaged and the only room available was on the last floor. The building had 200 floors

so they decides to tell each other a story to while away time as they used the stairs..
they decided Akpan would start first with a Comic story, then Faruk would tell a love story before Akpors rounds off their stairs trip with a sad story.
.
Akpan told them a comic story...they all laughed. and when they got to the 120th floor, Faruk took over and told them a love story.
They were on the 197th floor when it was Akpor's turn to tell them a sad story..
and he said- The Sad story is that I forgot our room's key on the first floor

Darkrebel666:
Three friends decided to lodge in one of the hotels in town after a very stressful day.
One was Akpan, the other was Faruk and last but not the least was Akpors..

unfortunately, the elevator of the hotel was damaged and the only room available was on the last floor. The building had 200 floors

so they decides to tell each other a story to while away time as they used the stairs..
they decided Akpan would start first with a Comic story, then Faruk would tell a love story before Akpors rounds off their stairs trip with a sad story.
.
Akpan told them a comic story...they all laughed. and when they got to the 120th floor, Faruk took over and told them a love story.
They were on the 197th floor when it was Akpor's turn to tell them a sad story..
and he said- The Sad story is that I forgot our room's key on the first floor

Dimples192:
Blackett kedu?

Blackett:
Chioma, odinma. . . Gi wa kwanu - and you?

Blackett:
Chioma, odinma. . . Gi wa kwanu - and you?

Dimples192:


Same as you

Lol. Just say odinma or adim nma. . .

Go get your self an igbo man. I'll soon start charging for these classes.

Dimples192:
Psstwhat did you say. . .. translate

Dimples192:
I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin?

Liar.

Nl has a messaging system.

Blackett:
Liar.

Nl has a messaging system.

Dimples192:
I like that. Tell me more Naija jokes or proverbs

No matter how deep into the river you go, to release a fart, the bubbles must expose you.

Dimples192:
Missclassy tells the best stories

Blackett:
No matter how deep into the river you go, to release a fart, the bubbles must expose you.

missclassy:


Thanks
Do you want to hear another?

Dimples192:


It's not instant thou
Now tell me a joke. I'm down today left my spirit

A guy who had a small dick took a girl home. His dilemma was how to tell her his dick was very small, even at full erection. So he switched off the lights. He started kissing and touching her. Soon, all their clothes were off. He took her hand, and guided her to his erect dick. She touched it and said "sorry, I don't smoke"





She thought it was a cigarette.

Dimples192:




I will try to prove this wrong

Dimples192:


Be nice thou

Blackett:
A guy who had a small dick took a girl home. His dilemma was how to tell her his dick was very small, even at full erection. So he switched off the lights. He started kissing and touching her. Soon, all their clothes were off. He took her hand, and guided her to his erect dick. She touched it and said "sorry, I don't smoke"

missclassy:

Nice about what

Dimples192:


When you ask me a question I find it hard to trust you.I think you'll be mean or annoying

Darkrebel666:

Figure out this pun if you can

You called me a Cat,but I'm a 'WOLF' and I don't 'FLOW 'BACKWARDS'

Darkrebel666:

Figure out this pun if you can

You called me a Cat,but I'm a 'WOLF' and I don't 'FLOW 'BACKWARDS'

missclassy:


You called me a cat but I am a wolf, I don't flow backwards

When you rewrite the word WOLF backwards, it becomes FLOW

Dimples192:


Wolf backwards is flow.

Darkrebel666:

Solve this


A man had a dog named 'He' and a Donkey named Got.

The man went on a journey. He rode on Got and sometimes he walked...

- Was the dog present?