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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:
Give us a clue undecided


gringrin

Okay, turn the numbers upside down and tell who is the criminal. When you turn them upside down, the numbers will form a sentence. wink
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2015
Bill is boss he sells oil
Lol so Bill is the criminal grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Emaprince: 7:16pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:
I never knew emaprince was the flirting type..


* Missclassy...still waiting for what you said you were gonna upload
flirting is not my forte. I'm a learner here. Btw, I care about cherryice.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2015
cherryice:

b I like your rugged wink

wish I could see more of below embarassed tongue

Lol ladies grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:18pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:


Hmmmmm strong man . Dimples u have to woo this one . He wud pick u up fling u the air and ..... grin

wink
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 7:34pm On Mar 09, 2015
Emaprince:
flirting is not my forte. I'm a learner here. Btw, I care about cherryice.
pls dnt mind. I dont see why its his headache..
Besides I knew you before him..ignore pls
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
Emaprince:
flirting is not my forte. I'm a learner here. Btw, I care about cherryice.


. . meanwhile tell that person you care about to stop crying.. she's getting childish and more paranoid daily cos i wasn't referring to her
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666, I just composed this cypher as I came back from work, what do you think?
Sorry about the drawing I will post it tomorrow

I dedicate this piece to darkrebel666 for inspiring me with his talent
Love you honey kiss

I also want to dedicate this to dimples192 for creating this thread in the first place. I respect you a lot and I admire your level of wisdom and maturity

Finally I dedicate this to blackett, for hating on me from the first day I registered. Thanks alot dude coolgrin

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Cypher

Blackett is a fake dude, a childish wanna be
He thinks he's got game,he should go play killer bee
Just watch, my rhymes gonna leave him silent, breathless,stiff and cripple
like the parthenon sculptures in the london, you wanna see them, just go visit dimple

The guy ain't got guts, a fvcking learner and spare-part seller
Like the apocalypse, he so dreads me. if you doubt go ask miss jenner
The dude is a loner and a _pervert, _wanking everyday at pictures of lala
My words will tear his groins, leaving him half-dead and bleeding,like those white cows on salah.

Blackett is a broke nigger, a jobless hater, forming ajebutter, when he actually lives in a gutter, gosh what a madafvcker
He is just all up on my case, trying to bring me down, scared to show his face.
Hiding behind blades and skulls,while I explore cities and malls.
I am gonna blow his cover,leaving him sad, sober and mute
Like james tyler I am gonna expose his lies, cause I am the truth.

Cc
Darkrebel666
Dimples192
Blackettgrin
Lala247
Sinizia

Pls note that I didn't post this to _diss or insult blackett
Its just for fungrin

Blackett sorry o, na jokegrin

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
I dont get this riddle
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2015
missclassy:
Darkrebel666, I just composed this cypher as I came back from work, what do you think?
Sorry about the drawing I will post it tomorrow

I dedicate this piece to darkrebel666 for inspiring me with his talent
Love you honey kiss

I also want to dedicate this to dimples192 for creating this thread in the first place. I respect you a lot and I admire your level of wisdom and maturity

Finally I dedicate this to blackett, for hating on me from the first day I registered. Thanks alot dude coolgrin

-----------------------------------------------------------
Cypher

Blackett is a fake dude, a childish wanna be
He thinks he's got game,he should go play killer bee
Just watch, my rhymes gonna leave him silent, breathless,stiff and cripple
like the parthenon sculptures in the london, you wanna see them, just visit dimple

The guy ain't got guts, a fvcking learner and spare-part seller
Like the apocalypse, he so dreads me. if you doubt go ask miss jenner
The dude is a loner and a _pervert, _wanking everyday at pictures of lala
My words will tear his groins, leaving him half-dead and bleeding,like those white cows on salah.

Blackett is a broke nigger, a jobless hater, forming ajebutter, when he actually leaves in a gutter, gosh what a madafvcker
He is just all up on my case, trying to bring me down, scared to show his face.
Hiding behind blades and skulls,while I explore cities and malls.
I am gonna blow his cover,leaving him sad, sober and mute
Like james tyler I am gonna expose his lies, cause I am the truth.

Cc
Darkrebel666
Dimples192
Blackettgrin
Lala247
Sinizia

Pls note that I didn't post this to _diss or insult blackett
Its just for fungrin

Blackett sorry o, na jokegrin

@bolded
I'm Glad my talent inspired you and not my ruggedness or how buff I am like some other people cheesy


You tried a lot really.. You just need to work more on your rhymes and lyricism..try doing multi-syllabic rhymes and work on your disses .. include a lot of similes and incorporate puns and wordplays in your scripts.
You had flow and you had some soft punchlines but you need to learn how to compose haymakers and K.O punches.

Like Eminem said and I quote- 'You have to be able to say the sickest and most ridiculous sshit that would make your opponent wanna quit"



I did a hasty topical verse 4 weeks ago in KOP.. Read it and check out the rhyme scheme, it would help you
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


@bolded
I'm Glad my talent inspired you and not my ruggedness or how buff I am like some other people cheesy


You tried a lot really.. You just need to work more on your rhymes and lyricism..try doing multi-syllabic rhymes and work on your disses .. include a lot of similes and incorporate puns and wordplays in your scripts.
You had flow and you had some soft punchlines but you need to learn how to compose haymakers and K.O punches.

Like Eminem said and I quote- 'You have to be able to say the sickest and most ridiculous sshit that would make your opponent wanna quit"



I did a hasty topical verse 4 weeks ago in KOP.. Read it and check out the rhyme scheme, it would help you

Thankscheesy
This is actually my first time doing something like this
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
See wt u guys r doing to Dimples192 thread

Let her catch u lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:
See wt u guys r doing to Dimples192 thread

Let her catch u lol
gringringrin
How are you doing lala?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


hello.. what's up?

im alryt. howz u?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 09, 2015
missclassy:


Thankscheesy
This is actually my first time doing something like this

nice..

check out this topical verse I did weeks ago..its my third attempt though ..

Title: Coming back home


It may seem enigmatic..... But I feel moistened and
rimmed/ rotten and bleeped/ while I'm voicing this
hymn/ but still toss me that Ink/ to Pen this Scorpio
verse....to leave Poisonous stings/
I'll put my heart on a tape....and my engine's the
stage/ for telling this tale/ so get this 'acidic' played...
on the 'MTV 'BASE'/
Back in 2008, when I ain't emptied the rage/ was still
frenzied and crazed/ packed some clothes in a
box...and was getting away/ Sister blocking the
gate.... Mama begged me to stay/ Liquid dripping her
eyes......as she stared in my face/ but fore' she
hugged me and wailed....and blessed me or prayed/
my youthful exuberance....had led me astray/
Hit the road with my goons....and we spoke our lingua
franca/ as we drove through the summer/ and rode in
the mazda/ chewing ecstasy pills...as we smoked
marijuana/
Doing 90 on the freeway...we delightedly insane/ with
no anxiety or pain/ and we weren't frightened or
afraid/ to sniff the white powder..now we high on
cocaine/ that sshit spiked up our strength/ and soon
we kerb-crawling...once we sighted a dame/ Sharon
was her name....I touched her bom bom first/ tore her
dumb Sun dress/ rubbed her awesome bbreasts/ and
had my boredom swept/ with her broom-like
ccunt....it's like bon bon, yes/ but my hands still
stretched.... to where the Condom's kept/
She was a dutiful lover/ sucked my juicy banana/
I even had Shtup with the Scrubber.....after removing
the rubber/
Toured Red light areas...ffucked every ho with my
thing/ and got blows every min/ It was the 'Sweetest
Taboo'...with no Sarcarrine/ That's like Sade
Adu ....was a beast and young lad/ ...testerone
high...never sleep or slumber/ and never even
stopped...to think or ponder/ If Perversity was
lumps...they surely were on me....like a Sea
Cucumber/ (and then it hit me)
The waywardness must end...The corruption as a
whole/ self mortification was my goal/ Purification of
my bones/ and emunction of my soul/
Ate that Pepperoni Pizza.... as I stepped into the kitchen/
soaked in sweat..though the temp was freezing/ then
I paused to listen...took a sec to reason....then I was
reminiscing/ smiling and thinking....of them seasons
we were feasting/
But it ain't about my crew...or the boys or my clique/
it ain't about Sharon...or how my ccock slammed her
clit/ or how we ffucked happily/ but its about my
home...my beloved Family/
I miss Anna and Jake/ miss my Uncle's jokes..Susanna and Faith/ I miss Demi and
Kelly...Charlie and Kate/ I miss my Gardener too...the
Butler and maid/ I missed mama's complaints/ with
Papa's Slaps...and Grandma's Pan Cakes/
I miss the bustling and bubbling/ the buzzing and taunting/ I missed spending holidays....with my troublesome cousins/
I recall Demisha...when she 6 or like 10/
She had a really big head/ and used to pee on the
bed/ then She'd wake up very early...and hurried
really slow/ to change her pyjamas....so Nobody
would know/ we played games on sands...was never
bored I swear/ Boju Boju...in the mud and dirt/and If
we didn't 'Bathe'...it wasn't a cause to fear/ ...cos our
Parents 'Showered' us....with Love and Care/
I feel like a subberdegullion...a wet dyke and a
bbitch / I feel horribly shamed....with these lines that I
speak/ and this life that I picked/ But I'm no
Dentiloquent.....ain't gon' lie through my teeth/
I just need to belch...take a deep breath/ Polish my
faded sneaks.....and take a bold step/
Bolt to the park...board a cab....While holding mum's
pictures/ Look at it...shed a tear...sob then i kiss it/
I'm like "P.diddy" now....and "I'm Coming Home"
Bbitches ! /
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:25pm On Mar 09, 2015
@darkrebel666
Another nice cypher. Nice one dude

Perhaps one day I would compose better cool

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
missclassy:
@darkrebel
Another nice cypher. Nice one dude

Perhaps one day I would compose better cool

its not a cypher..

its a topical verse -- Coming back home..

thanks anyway.. School work has not been giving me enough time to write.


There was shooting in Unilag some minutes ago.. most of the students have ran home... I'm holed up in the sculpture studio with some of my class mates..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:30pm On Mar 09, 2015
HizMissy:


im alryt. howz u?

I'm good dear

how are you doing?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:32pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


its not a cypher..

its a topical verse -- Coming back home..

thanks anyway.. School work has not been giving me enough time to write.


There was shooting in Unilag some minutes ago.. most of the students have ran home... I'm holed up in the sculpture studio with some of my class mates..
Really?
please just make sure you are safe where you are.

What could have caused the shooting?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:


Hey sweetie hope you're well grin

I'm very fine thank you.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 09, 2015
missclassy:

Really?
please just make sure you are safe where you are.

What could have caused the shooting?


some cultist Boys ...
.I'm safe.. the police have come and it has died down.. I'm just waiting for my driver . no classes tomorrow
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:39pm On Mar 09, 2015
missclassy:
Darkrebel666, I just composed this cypher as I came back from work, what do you think?
Sorry about the drawing I will post it tomorrow

I dedicate this piece to darkrebel666 for inspiring me with his talent
Love you honey kiss

I also want to dedicate this to dimples192 for creating this thread in the first place. I respect you a lot and I admire your level of wisdom and maturity

Finally I dedicate this to blackett, for hating on me from the first day I registered. Thanks alot dude coolgrin

-----------------------------------------------------------
Cypher

Blackett is a fake dude, a childish wanna be
He thinks he's got game,he should go play killer bee
Just watch, my rhymes gonna leave him silent, breathless,stiff and cripple
like the parthenon sculptures in the london, you wanna see them, just go visit dimple

The guy ain't got guts, a fvcking learner and spare-part seller
Like the apocalypse, he so dreads me. if you doubt go ask miss jenner
The dude is a loner and a _pervert, _wanking everyday at pictures of lala
My words will tear his groins, leaving him half-dead and bleeding,like those white cows on salah.

Blackett is a broke nigger, a jobless hater, forming ajebutter, when he actually lives in a gutter, gosh what a madafvcker
He is just all up on my case, trying to bring me down, scared to show his face.
Hiding behind blades and skulls,while I explore cities and malls.
I am gonna blow his cover,leaving him sad, sober and mute
Like james tyler I am gonna expose his lies, cause I am the truth.

Cc
Darkrebel666
Dimples192
Blackettgrin
Lala247
Sinizia

Pls note that I didn't post this to _diss or insult blackett
Its just for fungrin

Blackett sorry o, na jokegrin

This is fĂșcking good for a first timer!! Keep it up. I'm impressed.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:
Bill is boss he sells oil
Lol so Bill is the criminal grin

You're right. angryangry

Why didn't you fail it? grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
sinizia:


This is fĂșcking good for a first timer!! Keep it up. I'm impressed.

Thanks so much
I am honored cool
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:
I dont get this riddle

Turn the numbers upside down, you'll get the clue. Try it.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:46pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


I'm good dear

how are you doing?

very well dear. taking things easy.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:52pm On Mar 09, 2015
HizMissy:


very well dear. taking things easy.

good for you .
so did you get any wooer in that thread?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


good for you .
so did you get any wooer in that thread?


nooooo

im kinda invisible
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:57pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


its not a cypher..

its a topical verse -- Coming back home..

thanks anyway.. School work has not been giving me enough time to write.


There was shooting in Unilag some minutes ago.. most of the students have ran home... I'm holed up in the sculpture studio with some of my class mates..

That was nice. You're good with words. You'd write a novel.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
HizMissy:



nooooo

im kinda invisible

eyahhhh ... lol ..

you'd have to make yourself known then ..

do something crazy.. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


eyahhhh ... lol ..

you'd have to make yourself known then ..

do something crazy.. cheesy

such as?

examples pls

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