₦airaland Forum

rokiatu:
I will pinch myself immediately and wake up from that nightmare.

naijaboiy:
i hate snakes.

So I kill what I hate

falconey:
I will sing india songs to make it go away.

daviyjones:
toughman

That's how we roll

Orijin101:
Talk to the snake one on one and it will fvckin get the hell out of my apartment

Abbamizy:
it can only be done when you av taken 10 bottles of orijin

alberto2k:
I know the exact corner where I can find my GORA or machete

[color=olive]U keep machete in ur room?
Come 2 tink of it...... Are u residing in the northen part of Nigeria? [/color]

Sugarpeaches:
If d snake was on de floor of de room, I'll jump on my bed and scream!! Till someone comes to my rescue! U know dat kinda "Jesus!! Snake!! snake!, de person wul probably come with a torch and a big stick ! If nobody comes na jus to remain on dat bed n pray n cry! Cos trying to leave the room with de lights out can make me step on de snake mistakenly cos d snake might be looking for a way to go out too!

Abbamizy:
Don't worry i will come when u scream................................ Dats if i even know where u live

handzomee:
:oWhat would you do? Imagine you're alone in a room and you saw a snake, just about when you want to kill it, the power goes off!![color=#550000][/color]

Sugarpeaches:
Lol! Then you would be my knight in shiny Armour.

Godvilla:
[color=olive]U keep machete in ur room?
Come 2 tink of it...... Are u residing in the northen part of Nigeria? [/color]

rokiatu:
I will pinch myself immediately and wake up from that nightmare.

qadeerkug:
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em

qadeerkug:
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em

Kingklent:
What else am I gonna do if not call in my dogs to do justice