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hmmmmmmm, wats d topic self?

And the other way round too

#ItsCalledMarriage

#AbsolutePeace

Nice write-up

*yawns* tell me something else....ave seen this like a thousand trillion times.....

Nice one

OP no more politics talk here if anyone feel like yu no where to find Buhari and GEJ will need nice post like this be4 I 4get GEJ still 2019

ok I've heard, I'll consider some not all.

Aprime:
No kiss smiley & No YouTube video?

Som-Tin-Wong.

chan hu chi we wi wa nya?

Aprime:
No kiss smiley & No YouTube video?

Som-Tin-Wong.

chan hu chi we wi wa nya?

I have never done any of these

NEVER DENY HIM HEAD AND ANAL SEX

No 6 will give her HBP.

No 9, abeg future wife no try am o.

1stCitizen:
11: Never come to Nairaland to seek advice over mundane issues. Those giving advice to you here might be enduring worse situations than yours. Remember every marriage is unique. What works for Mrs A might not work for Mrs B.

12: [b][/b]Finally, Never dare open an infidelity thread on Nairaland. We are worn out already.

Preach on preacher, you are in the spirit!

Gosh its about time we stop seeing such cockamamie stories as "I slept with my wife's/hubby's best friend, will God forgive me?"

I don't know when God recruited social media goons to take his messages. If you shit for church go for the church and confess na, y do it on NL?

If only they will adhere.

Never discuss ur marital issue with your friends. It adds more Salt to injury.

Never go to bed with anything like pant ,nightgown or just anything, always keep it plain.

voltron:
1: Never put your Pastor, Prophet or Choirmaster's needs ahead of your Husband's

2: Never compare his level of success with that of his more successful friends. encourage him to build his dreams.

3: Never stand in support of your family's decisions over his especially in the area of Financial Assistance. God said make a new family not breast-feed yours

4: Never keep secrets about your personal projects such as land acquisition, buildings, shares, bonuses, charity works, business deals and winning lottery tickets

5: Never ask for more children male or female or gay because you feel like or your friends have more than you. consider the Financial prospects and Economic conditions of the present.

6: Never go through your husbands email, phones, diaries or office drawers with his knowledge. if you do it without his knowledge, do not get caught.

7: Never hurt his pride in front of his friends or your friends. always keep his image clean even if you detest it. otherwise file for a divorce

8: Never parcel old quarrelsome issues for years only to burst them open on his head without warning on a day peace has reigned on. that is a traitors character

9: Never deny your husband sex because you are trying to make a point. He can also make many points between the office and home and you will not be one of those points

10: Never miss every waking moment to pray for him and wish him long life and prosperity. because he won't pray often and when he does he only asks for money and contracts. you know God listens to women better.

Peace

sagacious Nugget.....

1stCitizen:
11: Never come to Nairaland to seek advice over mundane issues. Those giving advice to you here might be enduring worse situations than yours. Remember every marriage is unique. What works for Mrs A might not work for Mrs B.

12: Finally, Never dare open an infidelity thread on Nairaland. We are worn out already.

Na so my brother

unfortunately, they do not even respect themselves let alone their husband... Smh

OK cept no.6. Wat has he got to hide wen married?

NEVER cheat on your husband!!!
Never gossip him/report him to anybody

voltron:
1: Never put your Pastor, Prophet or Choirmaster's needs ahead of your Husband's

2: Never compare his level of success with that of his more successful friends. encourage him to build his dreams.

3: Never stand in support of your family's decisions over his especially in the area of Financial Assistance. God said make a new family not breast-feed yours

4: Never keep secrets about your personal projects such as land acquisition, buildings, shares, bonuses, charity works, business deals and winning lottery tickets

5: Never ask for more children male or female or gay because you feel like or your friends have more than you. consider the Financial prospects and Economic conditions of the present.

6: Never go through your husbands email, phones, diaries or office drawers with his knowledge. if you do it without his knowledge, do not get caught.

7: Never hurt his pride in front of his friends or your friends. always keep his image clean even if you detest it. otherwise file for a divorce

8: Never parcel old quarrelsome issues for years only to burst them open on his head without warning on a day peace has reigned on. that is a traitors character

9: Never deny your husband sex because you are trying to make a point. He can also make many points between the office and home and you will not be one of those points

10: Never miss every waking moment to pray for him and wish him long life and prosperity. because he won't pray often and when he does he only asks for money and contracts. you know God listens to women better.

Peace

voltron:
5: Never ask for more children male or female or GAY because you feel like or your friends have more than you. consider the Financial prospects and Economic conditions of the present.

...remove the capitalized word so that i will comment!

zeb04:
Lol nothing seperate me from my patner's chest and trouser pockets.
you never come back empty.I think they purposely leave gold there.

You ll always be disappointed with someone like me

Right on point

You just said it all, I cnt repeat cos u said all I wanted to say.

Ishilove:
Hokay


Okay, but that does not mean he should swallow the spirit of the poverty of his father's house.


I thought you don't believe in God?


Why? I won't keep secrets from my husband, neither will I be an open book.
Is not everything one can just cum out to say, cos u might think u ar being sincere and he turns it on u and keeps reminding u of it. Abeg GI!

Okay o


Nothing will separate me from hubby's mails, text messages, trouser and shirt pockets, diary etc. Noooothing!!!
If he does not agree, we will fight it out.

Certainly.


Okay.


So I should 'do',even if I'm not in the mood?



Come, voltron, when did you become religious?

All this commandments on top one person?Hmmm,it is well o.

Truckpusher:
Never go to bed with anything like pant ,nightgown or just anything, always keep it plain.

Lol at no nightgown......Ok truck pusher,i've heard your own. As long as you promise to always take a good bath whenever you come home from your"business",no nytiees,no nothing all the way

Bellalistic:
sagacious Nugget.....

thanks ** nugget swollen twice the normal size"

No7 ohhh, dats true talk. a woman who hurts d pride of her husband in d presence of his/ her friends is a KILLER.

[size=18pt] HUSBAND NKO[/size]

sammieguze:
if it feels, smell and acts like a counter thread, then it is a counter thread

Unless Chuck Norris says otherwise

NobleAky:
...remove the capitalized word so that i will comment!

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