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4. Another said that the best exit strategy is to stuff her vee jay with tissue paper to simulate her period.

Bullshoit

I want to f.uck my wife and she dey form?

No Problems. Time to call My Calabar Sidechic.


F.UCK MONOGAMY!!!

Herzumpther:
Lol.

When the time comes I will follow the "forming vex" group and "listing all I want" group.

Na for those and not for thoses.

I get silly excuse
She gets one too

If your not in d mood and he is
Talk him off nicely
if not n next door will open soonest

God.
Men are so childish.
So your wife is not in the mood therefore run after the nearest ashawo because how dare she not be in the mood when you want sex?
How dare she?!?

Men are childish biko. If una like vex. I haven't even seen one mature response from them since I started reading.
Women will definitely try to avoid sex with you once in a while because male sex drive is typically greater than female sex drive.
They will employ strategies when trying to avoid sex because they don't want to hurt your feelings by outrightly telling you they don't want to sleep with you. Simple reasoning you kids cannot carry out.
She doesn't want sex every single time you ask so you want to start cheating immediately instead of using your head.

kika23:
Lmao!! Charm will just kill you

Who's charm?

Ilekeh:
Bullshoit

Bullshoit indeed
I will simply cary or drag her to shower
Wash it off myself

Eyah...in my own case;na dem de disturb...na me dey run sef...wot she"ll be lookn 4 is a way to always seduce me n nt the other way round...don't av tym! Afta I don service 3 chiks outside already!! Hah!

JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn...

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi?

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd live happily ever after.

Sisters should calm down already. This their bedroom antics is too much. Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration starts. Abegi!

Joe Obumneme!
It's official: You Don Kolo (YDK)

I remember doing that. He was really frustrated. Jeez! Brother almost died.

JoeCutie:
Who's charm?

Charm is....... The husband

kika23:
I'd definitely learn something new today

Ok. Learn very well....

ROCKSTAND1:
Wife: Darling, i'm not up to anything tonight cos i have a headache

Husband: I don't need your head.

I haven't stopped laughing

ROCKSTAND1:
Wife: Darling, i'm not up to anything tonight cos i have a headache

Husband: I don't need your head.

I haven't stopped laughing

kika23:
I'd definitely learn something new today

of course you have, but do you think those rubbish written up then can stop him from screwing you again tonight. I dont think so. Women attitude are different but the same thinking. Men attitude are the same but different thinking.

JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn...

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi?

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd live happily ever after.

Sisters should calm down already. This their bedroom antics is too much. Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration starts. Abegi!

LOOOOOL

You're a comedian with a difference.
Don't let this talent waste away just like that.

kika23:
How? Don't you get tired too? Haba! It's not everyday one would be in the mood....

I knw but if there wont be any match let d goal keeper make d striker know dat she is tired expressly & not thru giving attitude.

Jst passing by

kika23:
Charm is....... The husband

"The husband"? Hmmm. Does he use charm?

JoeCutie:
"The husband"? Hmmm. Does he use charm?

Loool!! Naaah, I call him charm

MissMakas:
Joe Obumneme!
It's official: You Don Kolo (YDK)

I remember doing that. He was really frustrated. Jeez! Brother almost died.

Hehehe. I laff in Latin.

Don't do that to a brother again.

kika23:
Loool!! Naaah, I call him charm

Lovely. Romantic.

Maybe he charmed you earlier, or he charms you still.

PhweshyJ:
LOOOOOL

You're a comedian with a difference.
Don't let this talent waste away just like that.

Lmao. Merci, ma chez.

Will you sponsor me?

JoeCutie:
Lovely. Romantic.

Maybe he charmed you earlier, or he charms you still.

I'm sure he did and is still doing!!¡ I'm loving it....

what are they escaping from?

kika23:
I'm sure he did and is still doing!!¡ I'm loving it....

Aww, I can relate to that.

fellis:
God.
Men are so childish.
So your wife is not in the mood therefore run after the nearest ashawo because how dare she not be in the mood when you want sex?
How dare she?!?

Men are childish biko. If una like vex. I haven't even seen one mature response from them since I started reading.
Women will definitely try to avoid sex with you once in a while because male sex drive is typically greater than female sex drive.
They will employ strategies when trying to avoid sex because they don't want to hurt your feelings by outrightly telling you they don't want to sleep with you. Simple reasoning you kids cannot carry out.
She doesn't want sex every single time you ask so you want to start cheating immediately instead of using your head.

how can men be kids madam

Some men can so funny when their desperate for s*x


You don't know konji na bastard

Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol

Sharp woman...I like your style!

reaky:
Bullshoit indeed
I will simply cary or drag her to shower
Wash it off myself

LOL. Bros ee, cool down now. Haba, na so the thing do you reach

HMMMM.... you just wont understand........capacity to pay wat bills?.....u dey hire nitey customers ne?

komek:
Tommorrow u will expect this same man to show you love? What is wrong with women self. This is one reason I keep begging God to give me the capacity to continue paying my bills.

Hmmm

KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..

Just hope my wife doessnt read this thread or read ur post
She go abuse me tire.

ladies today I caught you..I will never accept any of your excuses.