Dear future husband, Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life;

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook but I can write a hook..
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Future husband, better love me right.

- Meghan Trainor

ImBae:
Dear future husband, Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life;

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook but I can write a hook..
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Future husband, better love me right.

- Meghan Trainor

Op, wake up abeg.

@op get ready to remain single

How many wraps of weed and what type?

steppin:

Op, wake up abeg.

What happened to "I'll do anything for you"?

IF YOU TREAT ME RIGHT i will be the perfect wife




sometimes, treating a woman right brings out the demon in her.

sounds lyk a gold digger

....and Jesus wept..............[so some nairaland ladies do smoke too].......

Tallesty1:
IF YOU TREAT ME RIGHT i will be the perfect wife




sometimes, treating a woman right brings out the demon in her.

So its best to treat her wrong?

kendrick9:
sounds lyk a gold digger

Do you know what "gold digger" means?

ImBae:


So its best to treat her wrong?

You are truly not a perfect wife if you wait for him to treat you right first.

ImBae:


Do you know what "gold digger" means?

No.. u tell me

Tallesty1:
You are truly not a perfect wife if you wait for him to treat you right first.

Someone has to do it first - He

kendrick9:
No.. u tell me

Aint nothing wrong in wanting to be spoilt, doesn't mean I don't have my money. No gold digging bro.

ImBae:


Aint nothing wrong in wanting to be spoilt, doesn't mean I don't have my money. No gold digging bro.

ok..fair enough.

ImBae:


Someone has to do it first - He

Why He?

Tallesty1:
Why He?

Aren't husbands the leaders?

Will you allow him to be leader in every other thing?

ImBae:


Aren't husbands the leaders?

I was taught to do what I know is good without waiting for anybody to start because that same person could be waiting for me to start.

A good husband or wife do not wait for the other to start, he or she does what is right because they are wired that way.

Only pretenders wait to be treated right first.

Tallesty1:
Will you allow him to be leader in every other thing?I was taught to do what I know is good without waiting for anybody to start because that same person could be waiting for me to start.

A good husband or wife do not wait for the other to start, he or she does what is right because they are wired that way.

Only pretenders wait to be treated right first.

Wired? We are wired to do what we like but are required to do what is right. Since women are usually the weak ones, we have to look carefully and make sure he is the type that treats us right.

ImBae:


Wired? We are wired to do what we like but are required to do what is right. Since women are usually the weak ones, we have to look carefully and make sure he is the type that treats us right.

Ok

and I told u not to post this topic ooo......

torchwave:
Op, u said you never learnt to cook. Hmm. Then you don't have the map to your future man's heart. Food is the fastest way to a man's heart. Weren't you told?

That aside, your affection and wifely duties towards him, your future husband, are conditional, dependent on specified actions that he must take which, in my opinion, is rather selfish. You never mentioned what you'd do for him just for the love of him. I doubt there is, you know why? Everything you said you'd do for him is only a reward for his actions that please you. In the event he does anything contrary to your expectations or when he wrongs you, it is clear you will not 'reward' him with the unconditional love he deserves as your husband.


Anyway, wish you luck in finding your man.

Thanks, my future husband is not a Nigerian man. He loves me, I love me too.

ImBae:
Dear future husband, Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life;

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook but I can write a hook..
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Future husband, better love me right.

- Meghan Trainor

The pipe dreams of a self-absorbed narcissist who believes the world should revolve around her.

Meghan Trainor wants to be cared for like a puppy, and at the same time desires to be seen as a strong independent woman.
Worse than being a narcissist who seems to get a high feeding off any attention that reinforces her vanity, Meghan Trainor is also dumb and quite confused.

If her happiness and complete satisfaction is dependent only these dreams, it's advisable that she remain single.
Unless of course she plans to commit suicide before her twentieth year anniversary...that's if she doesn't go through a divorce before then.

crackhaus:

The pipe dreams of a self-absorbed narcissist who believes the world should revolve around her.

Meghan Trainor wants to be cared for like a puppy, and at the same time desires to be seen as a strong independent woman.
Worse than being a narcissist who seems to get a high feeding off any attention that reinforces her vanity, Meghan Trainor is also dumb and quite confused.

If her happiness and complete satisfaction is dependent only these dreams, it's advisable that she remain single.
Unless of course she plans to commit suicide before her twentieth year anniversary...that's if she doesn't go through a divorce before then.

I don't see her that way

She's someone who accepts herself the way she is, if the society won't make her feel good about herself, she will and she does. She believes she's beautiful despite what the society definition of "beautiful" is and she deserves to be treated like a Queen. Considering her environment where being skinny is the main thing, imagine how growing up being the fat kid would have been. She's right to be confident in herself and if that makes her a narcissist, its fine.

I'm not sure she claims to be independent...she likes "boys"

ImBae:

I don't see her that way

Of course you don't.

I have nothing against her but her words do her a great injustice.

She's someone who accepts herself the way she is, if the society won't make her feel good about herself, she will and she does.

Actually, what she now feels about herself is dependent on how a man should treat her - false confidence and self-esteem.

She believes she's beautiful despite what the society definition of "beautiful" is and she deserves to be treated like a Queen. Considering her environment where being skinny is the main thing, imagine how growing up being the fat kid would have been. She's right to be confident in herself and if that makes her a narcissist, its fine.

So because she is beautiful, she deserves to be treated like a queen?
Do you not see the narcissism in that?

If she's truly confident in herself, she wouldn't need a 'future husband' to remind her how beautiful she is every night.
Like I said above, false confidence.

I'm not sure she claims to be independent...she likes "boys"

Well she said this right?
"You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I.
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies"

That right there is a woman towing the line of strong independent 'working' woman who has a problem coming home to cook for her man, the same man whom she wants reminding her how beautiful she is every night BTW - hence I said she's also quite confused in addition to being a self-absorbed narcissist.

ImBae:
Dear future husband, Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life;

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5 but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook but I can write a hook..
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Future husband, better love me right.

- Meghan Trainor

The whole bolded, what do they even mean?

The day I forget to treat you right, you'll unleash the hidden demon inside you okwa ya?!!

When it is obvious you are wrong, you are never wrong?? Man!!! This is hilarious!!!

I may get kisses as a reward for opening the door for you? What relationship are we in? A master-slave relationship? The last bolded, looks more like a threat!!

And as crackhaus said:

crackhaus:

The pipe dreams of a self-absorbed narcissist who believes the world should revolve around her.

Tallesty1:
IF YOU TREAT ME RIGHT i will be the perfect wife




sometimes, treating a woman right brings out the demon in her.

Marry the right one then

@OP: selfish

ImBae:


Thanks, my future husband is not a Nigerian man. He loves me, I love me too.

hahaha. Lav yur sense of humour.

Tallesty1:

sometimes, treating a woman right brings out the demon in her.

Allow me to disagree. Treating a woman right means ignoring all that tosh in the OP, dismissing it with a laugh of ridicule and demanding your meal. She'll be the submissive little dove she was created to be.

However, if you are bent on impressing her with your floor-mopping skills, your Akpan days have just begun. Prepare to start cutting ewedu leaves and sundry activities

ImBae:

She believes she's beautiful despite what the society definition of "beautiful" is and she deserves to be treated like a Queen. Considering her environment where being skinny is the main thing, imagine how growing up being the fat kid would have been. She's right to be confident in herself and if that makes her a narcissist, its fine.

my sister, anyone can believe anything, doesn't make it reality. Ok, let's you and me believe we are as rich as Dangote, how's that working out for you? A fat, ugly wench is just that, fat and ugly. No amount of self-believe, positive reinforcement and projection will change that. Ugly is ugly and beautiful is beautiful. Monique can try to project that she's beautiful but if you left a red-blooded male in a room with Monique and Heidi Klum and told him to choose, Monique would know how really beautiful or not she is. Just saying

You can't cook
After fight, he apologies to you
He opens the door for you. And tell you he loved you every day?
Hmmm so what is your own sacrifice for the relationship