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Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by liljboy(m): 8:54am On Mar 20, 2015 |
i. Just smiled and ans red fried rice... lwkmdho nifeseun u no go kill me abeg |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by harffie(m): 9:02am On Mar 20, 2015 |
SisiNini:shakara for where When I was serving that attracted a lot of girls to my house.......after cds on friday......hmmm! Sweet |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by tomzman: 9:04am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Very funny thread. I don't remember making any serious cooking blunders. Just d normal salty food and watery pap/ custard. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by joinnow: 9:06am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Do you know one married woman always peel an drop in maggi like that without squeezing it.the husband always end up picking it thinking it small particles of meat but unfortunately the husband will shout another maggi again. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Psalmwise(m): 9:18am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Even tho d tin bad ...ee go say e good so dat una no go feel bad candygosh: |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:23am On Mar 20, 2015 |
ORIENTNIGERIA:u no lie at all, I could remember those dys in school when I normally cook 4my guy whenever his babe wants to visit. It's fun shaa though the guy don't wanna learn. But, come to think of it, it's like ur mum & my mum have sumtin in common. She do say atyms that I don't cook for her anymore that I'm now lazy but I do laugh becos she no no sey man don becum Prof.4 cookiology & Prof's for cookiology cook when their spirit tells them to cook. It's fun cooking ateeyu.. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 9:32am On Mar 20, 2015 |
BeeBeeOoh:Really fun I must say, quite a coincidence between your mum and mine. mum would always be mum. I really get surprised when some young men cant even boil water. #teamcookingmen# |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by benethugochukwu(m): 9:35am On Mar 20, 2015 |
[/color][color=#550000]I started working in my father's resturant at the age of 9 now I dnt eat any girls food apart from my mother and sisters I wonder how I will do with my wife when I get married I started working in my father's resturant at the age of 9 now I dnt eat any girls food apart from my mother and sisters I wonder how I will do with my wife when I get married |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by olareed(m): 10:02am On Mar 20, 2015 |
candygosh:eat anything ke..he just didn't want u to feel rejected with ur "beans and moi-moi".... |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Emmanueledu(m): 10:08am On Mar 20, 2015 |
I remember those days in school,I was at my neighbour's room and he said he wanted to make custard and asked if I was interested I said yes!he entered his kitchen and after some time he came out with a bowl of custard that looked so rough with seeds!I was so curious and asked how he prepared it?I couldn't believe my ears when he told me he poured hot water into the raw custard without mixing it with cold water first!I laughed that day that my ribs kept hurting all day..... |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by BeeBeeOoh(m): 10:27am On Mar 20, 2015 |
ORIENTNIGERIA:atelsu. My guy that don't know how kitchen looks, after peeling yam 1 day asked me "Shey Makai Transfer The Yam Inside Pot Then On Top Stove. He no add water oh, guy I laf dat day taya. E no funny oh. #teamcookingmen# |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:29am On Mar 20, 2015 |
finestiyke: They ear wheat grains like rice Maybe the type that she purchased was not the one meant for boiling |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:30am On Mar 20, 2015 |
homesteady: |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by nickishire: 10:31am On Mar 20, 2015 |
the first time i wanted to fry akara, i added oil in the blended beans... i come dey wonder why the akara just flat for frying pan and no gree rise... Na only me chop am 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by aceswagg: 10:57am On Mar 20, 2015 |
zeburudaya:The origin of rice krispies 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by jobsat34(m): 11:48am On Mar 20, 2015 |
SisiNini: laziness stops me from cooking.. but i do cook whenever i feel like.. funny enough, the only soup i cant prepare is okro (reason being that we dont eat it in our family) .. people says its the easiest.. i can proudly say i cook better than some ladies out there.. just that laziness wont let me be.. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by jobsat34(m): 11:49am On Mar 20, 2015 |
nickishire: maybe becos yu add excess oil.. while the blended beans also became too light... |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by finestiyke(m): 12:11pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Justfollowit: Dunno there are different species, but the one she cooked got harder with boiling |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Imoy(m): 12:49pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
candygosh: Wow! U sounded like my then girlfriend (now my wife). I had similar experience with her. And to aggravate matters her nickname is candy. But una no look alike sha, after checking ur Dp. Nice picture anyway. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by oluwanoni: 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Omo e plenty ooo, There was one time my mumsi told me to cook ogbono, i told her i was busy that am a guy, na so i instruct my sister, To cut it short, she just poured water and palmoil straight into ogbono, see gbege, the soup was watery and looked nothin like ogbono, when she called me she was crying, i couldnt help but laugh my head out, but i later taught her. Another incident was ogi i.e pap, no matter how much i mixed it, the koko was much ehn, and mumsi wasnt around, my pops had to take it like dat, i could hear him grumbling... I later found out i had to mix it before pouring the hot water.. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by nifeseun(f): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
liljboy: Abi naa, wetin i for say. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by chubbypearl(f): 2:46pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
oseiwe:Lmao |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by chubbypearl(f): 3:04pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Andrew3:This time...i really really laughed out loud |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by ethylene: 5:14pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
SisiNini:noooo dear, am Emeka. I heard Ali now drives for Dangote I missed that your classic hair style. Will u still plait it? |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by pbs4real(m): 6:09pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
SisiNini:u luk so innocent in ur dp,i bliv say nah ur old u be dt,cos u wey i knw nw dn change. |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:08pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
; I don laugh tire, so tey, tears dey comot for my eyes. Na so una dey cook!! |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 8:06pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
pbs4real: Hahahahhahahahahhahahaha... Took d pix abt 4 months ago... |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by elantraceey(f): 9:59pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Emodeee:it is o , I always knew this mods don't like me |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by pbs4real(m): 10:34pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
SisiNini:u luk lyk sum1 who cnt hurt a fly. . |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by Nobody: 12:55am On Mar 21, 2015 |
BeeBeeOoh: That's because it's an impossibility - there's no such thing as "over-peppering". If you, or anyone else believes in that fallacy, they should understand that the flaw is with their tongue & taste buds. Not the pepper/spice |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by SisiNini(f): 7:29am On Mar 21, 2015 |
ethylene: Emeka wey dey sell car spare parts...? Good to hear frm u... #Lol |
Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by ethylene: 11:32am On Mar 21, 2015 |
SisiNini:how u dey ? |
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