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moca:
Lol!
So who is the pastor?
Cococandy
Efe is church admin head.
Chilli na choir mistress.

I am the pastor o.
At least I better pass you
Three years? Chillis 5yrs?

You guys need deliverance.
Sherimamamamama (speaking in tongues)

Efemenaxy. Well I'm all in for girls' night even though I'm drinking my own right now (no church today)
Drunk pastor like me

Edwife ndo. My own level never reach yours. Still easy for now. Next quarter will be the beginning of the stress. Hope I even find time to be online then

cococandy:
I am the pastor o.
At least I better pass you
Three years? Chillis 5yrs?

You guys need deliverance.
Sherimamamamama (speaking in tongues)

Efemenaxy. Well I'm all in for girls' night even though I'm drinking my own right now (no church today)
Drunk pastor like me

Edwife ndo. My own level never reach yours. Still easy for now. Next quarter will be the beginning of the stress. Hope I even find time to be online then

shege!
This babe and alcohol!

Funny, I don't drink alcohol.
Except on two occasions.
One was when AF was seriously disturbing me yet refused to come out. My cous(dr)told me to drink alcohol.
I did after bathing. I remembered I tied wrapper ready to sleep but went to lock the kitchen door.
D next day,i saw myself inside pool of vommit at d sitting rm stark naked.
And d hubby saw me. Cos he went to work so he must hv passed the sitting rm.
Cous was on 2 days call.
Her hubby called her from office to go and know what was wrong with me.
See me see shame .

As per church here,babe I don tire.


This city is very humid.
Abeg,one of u should invite me for a visit na . My body is so hot.
And electricity?
Story for d gods.
Be ready buying fuel always.

u need to see the bill. I pay almost 10k every month.
Now add fuel. For a young and growing family.
Don't forget inverter u spent around 160thousand buying. U might be unlucky and buy fake battery.

For me it is usually two glasses tops

That's when it kicks in. I stop there.

moca:
shege!
This babe and alcohol!

Funny, I don't drink alcohol.
Except on two occasions.
One was when AF was seriously disturbing me yet refused to come out. My cous(dr)told me to drink alcohol.
I did after bathing. I remembered I tied wrapper ready to sleep but went to lock the kitchen door.
D next day,i saw myself inside pool of vommit at d sitting rm stark naked.
And d hubby saw me. Cos he went to work so he must hv passed the sitting rm.
Cous was on 2 days call.
Her hubby called her from office to go and know what was wrong with me.
See me see shame .

moca:
Lol!
So who is the pastor?
Cococandy
Efe is church admin head.
Chilli na choir mistress.

If you hear me sing, you will weep.

You can even give me your arm card just to make me stop.

edwife:
SOMEONE IS DRUNK....

Guilty as charged, ma'am.

edwife:
No church for moi today,laziness and soccer.God understands.
I can't tell you how excited i am,this is my last week then off to 2 weeks break.I have two assignments to submit after the break but who cares? as long as i am home.
It can only be you thinking about Edwife Bday,that's why you my bae anyday anytime JUNE babies rocks...Beevan, and I.

Lucky you.

I had to go today. And next week. But after that...

Re: the bolded - Ditto. I know I messed up last year, so I'm hoping to make amends this year.

Chillis:
My own church don reach 5yrs sef.

Efe, I tried to do the run this morning but I settled for biking. 1hr 5 min.

I think my body prefer biking because I get to cover more distance and see some coro coro ways.

And it doesn't take a toll on my joints.
Anyway, summer should come soon. I Don begin dust all my heels.

It's good when kids get bigger.
Edwife, efe and chilli ready.

coco is busy reading
Moca busy .....

Ifyalways how far na

1hr 5mins?

Good on you, Chillis!

But come o, I hope you're a considerate cyclist? Whenever I go jogging through the parks, I get some crazy cyclists whizzing past like they either want to run you into the bush, or like they haven't got breaks. I know we're all trying to keep fit but even so..

Chillis:
I never get your time yet. I Don repent sha .
I forgive you all your sins.

**Yimu**

Chillis:
Hmmm
Easy ma'am.

My eyes are on you .

N'a the same stalker dey follow you with different username.

Again??

Edwife, why didn't you say something na?

moca:
Lol!
So who is the pastor?
Cococandy
Efe is church admin head.
Chilli na choir mistress.

Too much responsibility abeg. I'm happy to be a backbencher or a seat-warmer. Anything else is just too much work for moi.

cococandy:
I am the pastor o.
At least I better pass you
Three years? Chillis 5yrs?
You guys need deliverance.
Sherimamamamama (speaking in tongues)
Efemenaxy. Well I'm all in for girls' night even though I'm drinking my own right now (no church today)
Drunk pastor like me
Edwife ndo. My own level never reach yours. Still easy for now. Next quarter will be the beginning of the stress. Hope I even find time to be online then

Choi!

See all these babes enjoying themselves this fine Sunday at home.

So Efe is now the Sister Felicia of the group, bah? Issoright.

Chillis:
If you hear me sing, you will weep.

You can even give me your arm card just to make me stop.

i just knew it you can't sing....

Chillisauce you are a case!

EfemenaXY:
Guilty as charged, ma'am.

Lucky you.

I had to go today. And next week. But after that...

Re: the bolded - Ditto. I know I messed up last year, so I'm hoping to make amends this year.

Lol,i will go during thanksgiving.I had an accident today,i am still in shock,God saved me.

I don't even want to think about it ,my kids were all i could think of because it was the back of the car that got messed up.

**Sigh**

cococandy:
I am the pastor o.
At least I better pass you
Three years? Chillis 5yrs?

You guys need deliverance.
Sherimamamamama (speaking in tongues)

Edwife ndo. My own level never reach yours. Still easy for now. Next quarter will be the beginning of the stress. Hope I even find time to be online then

Oh dear,i am working on it though,but i can't go tomorrow- won't be able to concentrate.i have to go to the mechanic...

This week will be so stressful for me.

Chillis:
If you hear me sing, you will weep.

You can even give me your arm card just to make me stop.

Lol!

Yours can't be worse than mine. My singing shocked an entire Catholic church. Over 20 years ago but the memory is still as fresh and embarrassing like it happened yesterday.

moca:
As per church here,babe I don tire.
This city is very humid.
Abeg,one of u should invite me for a visit na . My body is so hot.
And electricity?
Story for d gods.
Be ready buying fuel always.
u need to see the bill. I pay almost 10k every month.
Now add fuel. For a young and growing family.
Don't forget inverter u spent around 160thousand buying. U might be unlucky and buy fake battery.

Oya come over here na.

It's still a bit cold and fresh, just the way I'm sure you'll like it.

Just wondering, is JOS Plateau the coldest part of Naija? I've always wanted to go there - before the meltdown and issues with "up north".

edwife:
Lol,i will go during thanksgiving.I had an accident today,i am still in shock,God saved me.

I don't even want to think about it ,my kids were all i could think of because it was the back of the car that got messed up.

**Sigh**

Oh dear!

What happened? Road Rage driver hit you? Thank God you're okay abeg.

Shuo!

edwife:
Lol,i will go during thanksgiving.I had an accident today,i am still in shock,God saved me.

I don't even want to think about it ,my kids were all i could think of because it was the back of the car that got messed up.

**Sigh**

Wow that is some serious ish right there.
I'm glad you and them are alright.

Sorry babes

EfemenaXY:
Oh dear!

What happened? Road Rage driver hit you? Thank God you're okay abeg.

Shuo!

I would have prefer someone hit me but it was all my fault.

I was trying to park and there were no parking outside my house,had to go to the next street and bang!i hit a wall.

I thank God for the lady leaving in the house,she did not call the police and we settled.I have to go fix my car tomorrow.

The kind of expenditure i did not plan for.**sigh**

God was my shepherd today.

edwife:
Oh dear,i am working on it though,but i can't go tomorrow- won't be able to concentrate.i have to go to the mechanic...

This week will be so stressful for me.

Take it one day at a time dear.

edwife:
I would have prefer someone hit me but it was all my fault.

I was trying to park and there were no parking outside my house,had to go to the next street and bang!i hit a wall.

I thank God for the lady leaving in the house,she did not call the police and we settled.I have to go fix my car tomorrow.

The kind of expenditure i did not plan for.**sigh**

God was my shepherd today.

Amen, dear.

Sigh. Unexpected expenditures cropping up when you least expect them. I understand sis.

It is well...

So sorry edwife.
I also thank God.

Abeg,hope edhusband is around o to wrap his hands around u so ur heart beat can normalize?
It's well dear. It's well.

.

EfemenaXY:
Amen, dear.

Sigh. Unexpected expenditures cropping up when you least expect them. I understand sis.

It is well...

Come,madam, im serious o!
I will pay u a visit soon.

As per Jos,i read somewhere here that a town in the same plateau state is colder than jos.
Even snows too.
Haven't been there,so I don't know how the weather is but I heard it's good. Very good.
Unlike this humid lagos.
Just don't like this city.

Thank you guys,cococandy,efemena and moca.
Eddy is in nigeria dear,i am all alone with the kids.

I have never been so afraid all my life,i cried today eh...

It is well.i am a ok.I am celebrating my life and the kid's.

moca:
Come,madam, im serious o!
I will pay u a visit soon.

As per Jos,i read somewhere here that a town in the same plateau state is colder than jos.
Even snows too.
Haven't been there,so I don't know how the weather is but I heard it's good. Very good.
Unlike this humid lagos.
Just don't like this city.

Really? What's the name of that town?

If not for the upheavel, I would have suggested you relocate there sef. You're even used to the north so it shouldn't be a big deal for you.

Me, I love peace and quiet o!

edwife:
Thank you guys,cococandy,efemena and moca.
Eddy is in nigeria dear,i am all alone with the kids.
I have never been so afraid all my life,i cried today eh...
It is well.i am a ok.I am celebrating my life and the kid's.

(((Pats her soothingly on the back)))

There...there...it's all over. Try not to worry about it.

Have a cup of hot Coco if you can.

edwife:
See o,it's dark but hope you can have a glimpse.

I have to cover it for today like that until tomorrow

Why cover it?
The whole back is open?

Ewh,nne,its well.
At least nobody is in the hospital. That is great news.

He would have done d magic if he is around.

Where is Chillis?

I hope she hasn't run off to bed (again)?

moca:
Why cover it?
The whole back is open?

Ewh,nne,its well.
At least nobody is in the hospital. That is great news.

He would have done d magic if he is around.

The whole back window is broken,so i had to cover it to protect the car.

Yea,at least-that's why i am even able to talk about it.

EfemenaXY:
Really? What's the name of that town?

If not for the upheavel, I would have suggested you relocate there sef. You're even used to the north so it shouldn't be a big deal for you.

Me, I love peace and quiet o!



(((Pats her soothingly on the back)))

There...there...it's all over. Try not to worry about it.

Have a cup of hot Coco if you can.

Relocate to Jos?
I can now see that u don't like me not to talk of love. *cries* .
Will be moving back to abj soon sha.
And our area is very quiet and spacious. As I love it.
Not to worry. I have a limited time in nigeria God's willing.

EfemenaXY:
Where is Chillis?

I hope she hasn't run off to bed (again)?

My dear, still reading bed night story and singing abc

So fagged out

edwife:
The whole back window is broken,so i had to cover it to protect the car.

Yea,at least-that's why i am even able to talk about it.

Chei!
Nne,its well.

Edy pls come back and do the needful.
I know how it feels.

moca:
Relocate to Jos?[quote author=moca post=31897873]

Yes na. At least the weather is much cooler there, isn't it?

moca:
I can now see that u don't like me not to talk of love. *cries* .

Yimu.

You nor see where I say before the upheaval?

moca:
Will be moving back to abj soon sha.
And our area is very quiet and spacious. As I love it.
Not to worry. I have a limited time in nigeria God's willing.

Abuja isn't that far from Jos na is it? But yeah, quiet and spacious sounds really good though.

Chillis:
My dear, still reading bed night story and singing abc

So fagged out

What time is it at your end?

Na India you dey so?

Chillis:
My dear, still reading bed night story and singing abc

So fagged out

I don't do that. Lucky me.
Bedtime is always with daddy except if he is not around and once I say time to sleep,close ur eyes,minutes later he don sleep.
Hope it continue like that o.

edwife:
I would have prefer someone hit me but it was all my fault.

I was trying to park and there were no parking outside my house,had to go to the next street and bang!i hit a wall.

I thank God for the lady leaving in the house,she did not call the police and we settled.I have to go fix my car tomorrow.

The kind of expenditure i did not plan for.**sigh**

God was my shepherd today.

Wow, thank God for life.
And insurance won't cover this.
Sorry dear, can't type much. Screaming my name already.
Bise
Coco, efe, moca
Be back if I don't sleep off in their bed