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urchbarbie:
Lolx! Funny dude. Thats how to treat them sha. One efcc prosecutor here blasted d judge ones. I felt for him smhw. The judge kept rulling in favor of d accused as to tendering original doc(statements) instead of ctc. The efcc guy was always angry. One day he told d judge 'my lord i knw if i appeal against dis ur decision, ild win'
yekpa!!!! I felt bad cos he undermined d judges efficiency. Sometimes dese judges need to take a chill pill, they aint God despite the 'my lord' "winks

emusmith:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:


1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.


2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days
are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.


4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?


6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.


7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that.


I dedicate this thread all my learned colleagues in NL: Females and Males- in no particular order

ctman:
barr penssuwa..... hw far

Megaphone:
You must be very ignorant. so most kids who study law abroad did so cos they couldn't pass jamb? do you know what it takes to get accepted to read law at Kings College London or the London school of economics?. You need a minimum of 3 As at GCE A-Levels. Yes Madonna is a backwater school. where they had to queue to get into the law school? do they even study there at all? you know no thing about careers and career counselling so you cant understand why parent pay millions of naira to send their wards to top schools in england. have you seen a jobless oxford law grad? (for ur info its called BCL at oxford) ,or one who went to cambridge? even in england schools have class and there are rankings. Swansea is down the rankings in the in uk. u go to top schools not some backwater school and then u com here to blab. do you know what it takes to get into Harvard law school or Yale or Princeton?

Tosinville:
complete plain bullshitt

Blackbeauty:
some lawyers really know how to push their luck!you can't try that in effurun high court 3 in delta state.the female judge will wash amd hang that lawyer with her caustic tongue!

dharay99:
lawyer kor, pilot ni..

emusmith:
Oh boy, 100 likes for you sha

I remember those days

dharay99:
lawyer kor, pilot ni..

geepee11:
haters

emusmith:


Liz, diplomacy is the watchword.
In communication, there is a very powerful sentence; It's not what you say but how you say it.

Lawyers are "/ipitemis/" of that

emusmith:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:


1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.


2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days
are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.


4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?


6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.


7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that.


I dedicate this thread all my learned colleagues in NL: Females and Males- in no particular order

emusmith:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:


Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that.


I dedicate this thread all my learned colleagues in NL: Females and Males- in no particular order

Justfollowit:
I am not a good story teller and I suck at writing

Kay17:
I'd assume you are a lawyer.

Justfollowit:
Not yet

Kay17:
What school?

Justfollowit:
Hmmm

I can't say

Kay17:
You mean publicly?!

dechandel:
You didnt call me on time.. And i dont comment on a post that already has back page

Truckpusher:
And another super trash hits the fp

Boyooosa:
they dont have the power to decide on case, can only solicit.

Peppyluv:
yea.....i rather marry a truckpusher than mr charge and bail