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isalegan2:
someone's starting to annoy me. you know who you are. pfft. tongue.

back to being m.i.a. lol.

Olaone1:
I'm sorry jare

isalegan2:
naaaaaiiijabaaaaabe! Awori princess!!! hmmph!

Kilode1:
This is still here?

Congratulations OAM4J's people.

I hope you have all saved money for the Inauguration Aso-Ebi

isalegan2:
Naijababe
I'm yelling o. fyi. A little addled cos I'm posting from phone. Saw ya reply on the other thread kinda late. So. Um, was gonna tell you a coupl'a things. My post-election activities.
My best tool is to recreate it:
Isale waiting in line (a queue) somewhere in Nowhere, USA.
Man on cell phone: Hello. En, mo si n duro. Won ni won o le see. Je n ma lo o jere. Ma try later.
Isale: E kaale o. (Oops. Its sunny outside but almost 5pm.) I mean, e ku'role.
Man: Ah! E kaasan o.
Isale: Oh, yeah. E kaasan. Hahahaha.
Man: S'alaafia?
Isale: Mmhmm. Yes. Daada la wa o. S'en follow election?
Man: Ha! Buhari ti wo'le. O ti wo'le!
Isale: That's great. E mi na n monitor results. M'on follow news. Se won ti confirm e ni?
Man: (Into phone while looking and laughing/smiling at me) En. Ara'le ni mo n ba s'oro. En, o da bi pe o ti pe ni bi. Yoruba enu won o don.
Isale: (What?! Baba nla insult! as my mother would say.) What? Hahaha. Yoruba mi dan! (Don? Gan? Wtf's he saying anyway? )

OAM4J:
Kilode? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Welcome to season of change jare.




lol You see ya life lode?

wonlasewonimi:
Bros mi, how far long time no speak. Bawo ni Jamaica?

isalegan2:
Wait. Who's in Jamaica mon? Omo Eko via Epetedo or Omo whotheheckknowswherekilodeisfrom?

OAM4J:
I was in Jamaica for while but no more there o. And while there, I wasn't nyanshing pumpum o.

I be omo Eko, Jeje lo mo Eko nlo o.

wonlasewonimi:
What were you doing with the pumpums then? snailing them?

OAM4J:
Asewo, what is this pumpum sef? I thought it is another name for Jamaica pumpkin fruit. I didn't touch that fruit all the while I was there o, or is pumpkin not pumpum?

wonlasewonimi:
lmao I leave you o.. Congrats on the successful election.

isalegan2:
O ye o ye, my people! All is well. Katsumoto has been located. He resurfaced in Politics section.
Good thing. And not a moment too soon, 'cos I was about to send out a search party for him. You know. . . a 'posse' of his greatest admirers and compadres, including the knights of my round table.

isalegan2:
You've got some nerve, buddy.

Look at him with his shiny teeth.

OAM4J:
Kilode? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Welcome to season of change jare.

Katsumoto:

I hope everyone is doing well and in good health.

wonlasewonimi:
lmao I leave you o.. Congrats on the successful election.

wonlasewonimi:
lmao I leave you o.. Congrats on the successful election.

Kilode1:
Akogun stranger? Is that you? Awon wo lo n pe o l'asewo?

LaraiBoluwaji:
This thread was fun. I wonder what happened to it.

OAM4J:
Lol, You can bring back the fun

How have you been?