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He's Not Your Father by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 02, 2015

[b][color=olive]Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want
to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter...
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."

Son Fainted...!!![/color][/b]

Re: He's Not Your Father by KrazyBone: 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2015

[color=#150000]Ok.

Not funny. [/color]

Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:24pm On Apr 02, 2015

too long to read

Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2015

mirexxx:
too long to read

pls read it grin

Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:29pm On Apr 02, 2015

zyzxx:
pls read it

the color is soo dull and makes it hard 2 read

I'm sorry i can't

Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:34pm On Apr 02, 2015

mirexxx:
the color is soo dull and makes it hard 2 read
I'm sorry i can't

Don't u mind dis?

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want
to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter...
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!!

Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

zyzxx:
Don't u mind dis?

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want
to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter...
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!!

Lol that's so funny cheesy

i read it all tongue

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Re: He's Not Your Father by Houseofglam7(f): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

Issorait

Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:58pm On Apr 02, 2015

mirexxx:
Lol that's so funny
i read it all

wao

Thanks for reading ma'am

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Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2015

zyzxx:
wao
Thanks for reading ma'am

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Re: He's Not Your Father by cokacoola(m): 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2015

zyzxx:
Don't u mind dis?

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want
to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter...
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!!

your these boy, woman wrapping will key you sad

eve am i do one thats ask you go rewrite these stupid jokes will your greed huh

Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 9:27pm On Apr 02, 2015

cokacoola:
your these boy, woman wrapping will key you eve am i do one thats ask you go rewrite these stupid jokes will your greed

I will sire

Re: He's Not Your Father by misshoree(f): 9:28pm On Apr 02, 2015

U tried for your level(kidding actually)

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