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sinaj:
lol... fenkz buh i stil nid d matchbox coz d paper i used to wrap d wee iz small.

Oya take buh make e no tay 4 ya hand cuz Acekidc4 and others dey queue

ronald4lif:
I no know wetin man pikin go do ohh. Maybe na to just dey drink orijin and pammy dey go.

Baba, today na Sabbath day. . .we go dey shack that one tomorrow

sinaj:
u sef eh!
did i tell you dat iz alberto2k dat taught me

dharay99:
chased her away? Small small abegi.

alberto2k:
Oya take buh make e no tay 4 ya hand cuz Acekidc4 and others dey queue

sinaj:
lol dat guy de lie for Africa

hope say no be yhu be d girl...

dharay99:
u shouldn't av chased her away den,

Yhu wicked o

kastonkastrol:
hmmm... Eggovimma is kinda ok sha. Btw 99.9% of nairaland girls are freaking ugly, classless and arrogant. I met a nairaland chick yesterday along awolowo way, damn, the chick was so over-bearing that I didn't even know when I chased her away.

dharay99:
hope say no be yhu be d girl...

Acekidc4:
You no fit learn dis tin on ya own, some1 must have taught u na

And to think you are an acquaintance of Alberto2k says it all.

sinaj:
99.8% of nairaland guyz can lie
nd d remainin 0.2% exaggerate deir lies nd it pisses me off

99.8% of NL must have being telling you some sweet lies that you are pretty.

sinaj:
lol no o! i no evn lyk guyz wey de form lyk gurls

better pikin.

dharay99:
better pikin.

kastonkastrol:
99.8% of NL must have being telling you some sweet lies that you are pretty.

sinaj:
lol i de come ma enta bush go do am dere ...

gimme mah matchbox first

alberto2k:
gimme mah matchbox first

sinaj:
take ya matchbox...

u care for tom tom?

oya bring amu

Ah swear Orijin101 don teach u errything

alberto2k:
oya bring amu

Ah swear Orijin101 don teach u errything

dey use style cyke my babe, u hear ?

sinaj:
lol dat wasnt necessary bwoy
m not d type of bae dat listen to what piple fink bout me coz i knw...
Ai gat evritin a d.ope gurl eva nid

where did you meet that baboon bae

Orijin101:
dey use style cyke my babe, u hear ?

me

Chyke my own sister

alberto2k:
me

Chyke my own sister

Alberto, abegii dem don nack you bottle for head before

Orijin101:
where did you meet that baboon bae

alberto2k:
oya bring amu

Ah swear Orijin101 don teach u errything

Orijin101:
Alberto, abegii dem don nack you bottle for head before

nah... Buh stephenqueen dn try am, ask amu how e take end

alberto2k:
nah... Buh stephenqueen dn try am, ask amu how e take end

Orijin101:
Shey no be dat time i hear say him land for LUTH

Ehen... So u even know

0lo5hi, where ma Easter orijin?

alberto2k:
Ehen... So u even know

0lo5hi, where ma Easter orijin?

ronald4lif:
Bro, please don't take offence with my earlier submission, it's just that it's becoming almost a daily occurrence on this forum where guys just come up with threads akin to this one. Apologies.

bomsilaga:
Its ok apology accepted. I just want her to know I want to woo her publicly. Thanks

Orijin101:
Shey no be dat time i hear say him land for LUTH: o

alberto2k:
nah... Buh stephenqueen dn try am
, ask amu how e take end