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kinglekan:
sounds so so fake. Self servicing at age 7?? Wetin go comot??

He does it in a cab too?? Na baby him dey follow talk. Or he meant an abandoned cab.

Wonder if a 7 years old can feel anything.

wheesin:
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You better change,self servicing is a terrible thing, its better i have sex with a prostittute and go to hell than fvck my hands and still go to the same hell. Change girl..dnt just read and criticize, the earlier the better

OK

diamondtutu:
If you know what Ii have bee through,you ll see d reason I ll serve this God for life!

Good

diddydiva:
Wonder if a 7 years old can feel anything.

I tire ooooo.

Must you lie you do it it ten times daily for 17 years ?

Ipledge:
So you start self servicing at age 8,i didnt bother to read when i saw ur age and ur supposed self service experience.wetin u dey jack at age 8

I wonder o. When John Thomas never start to dey receive call. Who him dey flash that time when the phone never get battery?

omo you be addict well tank Jah dat those demons has quit ur life but you need a lot of blood tonic and sperm booster drugs cos u don waste a lot of sperm and blood.

rokiatu:
You have really wasted a lot of spr.e.m.

...lol... indeed

How sperm dey take pour for 8 years bikonu??

But dis guy dey lie sha

you don dey see sperm at 8

you masturbate 10times a day (sperm no dey finish for your body)

but... seriously... ur elder brother showed u d way to this.... wow.... I thought elder siblings r meant to set a good pace for their younger ones

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eazysmiles:
Must you lie you do it it ten times daily for 17 years ?

Na wa o bros and he's still alive to tell the story,let's do the maths 10 times a day that's 3650 times in a year and then for 8 years?? Guy you for don die tey tey naaa...

Some kind questions some men dey ask this OP dey make me wonder if dem get preek

plais masta chisos

diddydiva:
why do i have this feeling this story is fake . All the same ,thank God for ur life

fake or nt fake the story jst won my best super story of the day.... Congrats

diamondtutu:
My names is Desmond,am from delta state,25 yrs old,today I write this article to all with joy and regrets to what I have lost in these past years I have lost to a very bad habit. MASTURBATION.

How it all began.

I was only seven years old,we were five in the family,i am the 3rd child. I had two elder brothers above me. My eldest brother,who happen to be a lecturer now was more of a problem child,then he was very stubborn,he stole,from my parents and even from my neighbours,it was so bad that then. My parents tried their best but to no avail.
One afternoon,he came home when my parents wasn't around as usual,he took me to the parlour and ask me to watch him. He then brought out his penis and masturbated,i saw sperm for the first time. I never knew anything about sex,because I was just seven. After he left,i was still wondering"what is the meaning of what he did". Now I believe that demons can multiply in a man. We all knew then that he steals,but now he has added mastubation.

Two days after,i decided to try it. I did.(tears) it felt good. I continued,everyday,later 3 times a day,before I knew,it became a strong habit,it was like I was under some spiritual influence. It got so bad that whenver the urge comes,anywere I am,even in the church,i wud look for a corner to please myself and masturbate.

I masturbated from my early primary school till I finish tertiary,there was no dat I didn't masturbate at least 8-10 times daily. I hated girls,hated relatinships,infact then when I see any girl I like,i ll just go home,imagine her face,and masturbate.to me I have slept with her. I could masturbate even in a cab,on benches in the farm,mum's shop etc.

Everyone saw me growing up,as an innocent boy,but no one knew what I was passing through. As I grew older,i started making enquiries about it. I discovered it was a sin before God,and it was harmful to my health,my eyes went blur,i loose so much weight,even when am weak,i masturbate.
Later in my teens,it bacame a form of cure to depression,wenever am depressed,i masturbates,then slept off. I was a very active brother in the choir,i was made the choir director twice. Everyone loved me,but I was dying slowly. During the year 2000,i swore never to do it anymore,but wen the urge comes,it overcomes me,and I yeild.

Later in life whenver I do it(masturbates) I felll guilt afterwards,i felt dirty. Then I knew I had to change... To be continued

Your brother also seems to have homosexual and incestuous tendencies

1miccza:
Na wa o bros and he's still alive to tell the story,let's do the maths 10 times a day that's 3650 times in a year and then for 8 years?? Guy you for don die tey tey naaa...

is possible me I do 30 times per day and I started when I was 4 yrs old nw am 28

I've seen a boy of less than eight years get erektion. He mustn't ejac, maybe stop when he's tired or something. Self service is very bad.

lordhugo:
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Hahaha, nairaland una go kill person with laugh.......buhahaha

Hw can a 7 yr old self service? Can he produce sperm??

Tandullceblog:
To b continued? There's still more to dis story?

BEEFER, "there's still more to dis story?"
You ain't the one cooking the story, so let him cook whatever story and dish out, either cold or warm.

M so happy for you now, you have overcame d demoic menace by the Blood of the Lamb and the testimony of your mouth. My prayer for you is that you won't fall a prey and be gripped by the devil agin in Jesus name. U r victorious

So many lousy readers here. Does it matter wat age he started? What a normal reader should be concerned about is the moral of the thread. Not all this self-righteous, discouraging, nd i-too-know comments dats flying about. Smh!

But wait...25-17=8. It this possible?

Johniyke2flex:
So many lousy readers here. Does it matter wat age he started? What a normal reader should be concerned about is the moral of the thread. Not all this self-righteous, discouraging, nd i-too-know comments dats flying about. Smh!

i admire your mentality.

rokiatu:
You have really wasted a lot of spr.e.m.

You won drink am?

Hmmm,so I read some peeps comment,I'm not a male,but curiousity got a better part of me,and I decided to google how possible a boy of 8years can produce sperm.so I found this: (MORE)
Answered in MALE PUBERTY
Can an eight year old boy
produce sperm?
Yes, it is early but very well possible. Just
like 8 year old girls can get their first
period.


All I know is lots of stuffs do happen,you can't just call someone a liar,if you have no knowledge about what you are arguing about.with my research ,I would say its possible he produced sperm at 8.

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I here to improve my space booking/Land buying skill.

Hmmm. . . . . Beautiful lies from a beautiful liar.

You may produce sperm @ 8, but aba!! U neva get work? Shey u are always idle? Okay. Lets say yes.

Do you carry vaseline/engine oil/olive oil/cream/soap and water about? If truly you self service in a cab,na saliva you use? Again, lets say yes,u need to apply the spit unto your palm & rub your MEMBER. dont you get caught? How come. Even in an airplane, you use the toilet for such, how much more A CAB.

Do you know how many calories you burn when self servicing? If you did it 10 times a day, its like saying: I USE 80% OF THE FOOD I EAT DAILY TO SELF SERVICE. If you mast.urbate 3 times in the morning, 3 in the afternoon, and once before going to bed, where were the urges coming from? Cos, I.M.O, self servicing as much as 3 times--lowers your urge. No matter hw addicted, there would be some times when you just dont feel like doing it.



I can go on, but i dey vex. .

Find better lie.Thanks

diddydiva:
why do i have this feeling this story is fake . All the same ,thank God for ur life

It is so fake.. Masturbating at age 7? How na!! Your sperm don de come out that time? Who you wan give bobo drink this morning?

youmour:
Some kind questions some men dey ask this OP dey make me wonder if dem get preek

I just tire for them my guy.