₦airaland Forum

It is no news that the First lady Dame Patience Jonathan has not been seen publicly since the presidential elections was won by the opposition party, APC.

I wondered what happened to her and if she decided to stay away from public. I know the latter cannot be the case since she is known to be a very public woman.

My first thought was she might have gone for a medical trip since it is a usual practice in Aso villa for Nigerians to be kept in the dark with regards to the health status of our leaders while they are away on treatment. I got gisting with some friends in the Police force in Abj who said someone reliably informed him that Madam had collapsed at one point and was immediately flown out of the country.

The story makes perfect sense as it was expected of the first lady to atleast show up with hubby for Easter service which her hubby showed up alone. At this point, it is highly convincing that she might have faced a health challenge and was flown abroad as usual, leaving Nigerians in the dark.

Really??

Please whoever knows the whereabouts of our first lady shall be rewarded handsomely. I want to shoot a movie and a very funny character is highly needed. Patience Ebele Jonathan is the comedy character that fits our description. She is fat, plump and funny.

Pls whoever locates her shall be handsomely rewarded with not less than 100,000 (JD)
JD= Jonathan's Dollar?

Her health condition is Buhariphobia
Treatment prescribed is immediately evacuation from Nigeria

Why should we look for her when the constitution doesn't know her

Power is indeed transient. Few months ago, she thought herself the most powerful woman in Africa.... Look at her now.

Wish her what she wished others when she was in Aso Rock.

that is her "persona matter"

seunlayi:
that is her "persona matter"

It concerns you and me as Nigerians. No matter how bad she was we wish her full health.