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Top 10 Female rejection lines...

1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.

2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.

3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?

5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.

8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.

9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.

10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

Add yours

I am so sorry please, I don't do romance, I do finance.

Boring

Lmao!
quite funi


um...xori i cnt date u coz m a chorister in choch

Fairgodwin:
I am so sorry please, I don't do romance, I do finance.

Who carry you come here?

dharay99:
0p, 10 lines,.? U recently toasted 10 chiks and dey all declined i guess,


So u come write all of dia replies for here.

Lolzzzz,funny guy
Not true though

ilotriouzAY:
Who carry you come here?

I was only adding my own line, couldn't you see?

So true!!..I use 10,8,4 a lot..

11. I am not looking for a bf, coz i dnt even know wat I want....
So OP, wat is ur translation on this?

I am gay.
I got STDs
I used to be a man
I am waiting on my cancer report
I like father fucking.
I was tested for radiation and I am positive

Pinkiedearie:
So true!!..I use 10,8,4 a lot..

bae MAKA Y?


#YOLO

richommie:
bae MAKA Y?


#YOLO

..MAKA Nothing!!
#ENJOY

Pinkiedearie:
So true!!..I use 10,8,4 a lot..

. So you will use the same lines for me too

MrsChima:
I am gay.
I got STDs
I used to be a man
I am waiting on my cancer report
I like father fucking.
I was tested for radiation and I am positive

georjay:
. So you will use the same lines for me too

..yes o

11. Am seeing my period (abi na duration)
translation: no bleeping today.
12. My battery is low, please hang up the call.
Translation: stop calling me!
13. Ehrrm,, Make una continue, i don try.

Pinkiedearie:
..yes o

. Tender mercy with johnson now abi justice....if you wunt gree sef..just find anoda line give me abeg...

Let's us just b friends...urgghhh I hate been friendzoned with a lady I have a crush on

my education is paramount at d moment..dnt want any form of distraction

u're not my type.

Humiliating

you are still small even with my beards chai

dharay99:
romance section chorister....I hail thee.

one love ma nigga

Chizzy20:
my education is paramount at d moment..dnt want any form of distraction

I said I luv u you haven't answered me

sinaj:
Lmao!
quite funi


um...xori i cnt date u coz m a chorister in choch

do you mean me

Kingklent:
I said I luv u you haven't answered me

ok...since u want a reply so badly...tanx for luvin me.

Chizzy20:
ok...since u want a reply so badly...tanx for luvin me.

is dat all tell me wat I wnt to hear