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Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Amodsun(m): 12:06am On Apr 09, 2015 |
For goodness sake we can be likened to many things but not condom. Those were my exact thought when I came across a discussion on why lawyers are like condoms on Rollonfriday.com. I quickly read through the discussion and couldn't help but agree with some of the reasons that were adduced on why lawyers could be likened to a condom. Out of the many reasons given, I decided to share these four points I personally believe to be true. So here they are: 1.People get to use both lawyers and condoms because they have to, not that they want to If given an option, most folks would rather not use both lawyers and condoms. So it now becomes a question of them being left with no other option than to use them; because if they don’t, they would be screwed. 2.Both lawyers and condoms are only used at critical moments We don’t get to use them every now and then. We only remember them when we find ourselves under certain critical situations. When everything is going on well we don’t remember them; but at those key moments, we quickly reach out for them. 3.When the deal is done, both lawyers and condoms are cast off in disgust This particular point flows from the above mentioned points. If both lawyers and condoms are only used because people don’t have an option than to use them, and their usage is only needed under critical moments, it becomes predictable that once they have been used, they will be discarded; most times with disgust. More like- “The deal is done; I have no further need of you”. 4.When lawyers and condoms are neglected, the consequences are grave. Neglect a lawyer and you are most likely going to get yourself into a lot of trouble. Folks have lost great fortune, been cheated, duped, suffered great injustice because they never got a lawyer involved. In the same manner, unwanted pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, broken marriages are some of the consequences of neglecting the use of condoms. As much as comparing lawyers with condoms might not be the cutest thing to do, but hey, you can’t help but to also agree with me that we share some similarities. Let’s hear your opinion on this, and probably other ways we share similarities with condoms.....#Legooo 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by richol(m): 12:20am On Apr 09, 2015 |
okay...liken dem to virgins too na 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Tattooboy: 12:21am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by jamex93(m): 12:48am On Apr 09, 2015 |
So lawyers and condom perform d same duty for my life Now I See... 2 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by 9aijaboi(m): 6:05am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Artistic Simile |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
. Very Wicked OP. OP your ex na lawyer, why evils? 4 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Only 10k for dis hectare 2 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by toluxa1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Hmm... Thought I'd see some great points but.... https://www.nairaland.com/2337074/new-audiobeats-rugby-design-wireless 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by shalomm: 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
and it made front page 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Doctors also share this comparism 3 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Adesiji77: 12:23pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by steppin: 12:24pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Condoms indeed. 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by ololololoo: 12:24pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
still wandering how OP came about this 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by jerflakes(m): 12:25pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
[size=15pt]SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF I HAVE SEX WITH A LAWYER WEARING A CONDOM? [/size] 2 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by ShakurM(m): 12:25pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
At least people buy condoms Everybody has a price |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by bestman09(m): 12:25pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
See comparison! ;DSee comparison! |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Condoms? Five years in school (6years if strike no let u), a year in law school and a year of NYSC. And you get likened to a condom? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Tintinnoty(m): 12:26pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
ok mo ti gbo |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by NaLaugh: 12:26pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
I've never heard "AIDS is real, use a Lawyer" though. 3 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Same with police officer... |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by STEVENcrack(m): 12:27pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
What about lawyer wey never get pikin for 10years shey he go dey use condom. 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by DEngineer(m): 12:28pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
I hate corrupt lawyers |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by NaLaugh: 12:28pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
jerflakes: You automatically win a N10 recharge card to any network of your choice. 2 Likes |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Swagk101(m): 12:28pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
kennygee: jamex93:Yes ooo 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Brugo(m): 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Where is my crush FirstEVA? Check this out. |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Amodsun(m): 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Scrypt:my ex Nobi lawyer ooh,am one..a baby lawyer sha,God see me through |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by hensben(m): 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
This write up nor just make sense at alllllllllllllllllllllll. 1 Like |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
kennygee:Nothing personal love |
Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Tobetoe(m): 12:31pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
5. Both Can burst during a rough goinq action. |
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