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A stiff d1ck handles a nagging woman better than any of those solutions you listed. According to research from the porn institute nagging is a round about way of d1ck craving. Just give her what she demands.

AmakaDNB:
Burst into laughter and make her feel stupid...talking out of experience. I no more nag.

Amaka u sef d nag too much....

agarawu23:
I am sorry I am not that patient to follow the above

definitely u nag too

Men we cant win when a woman start to nag so just stand there like a figurine and dont ask if she has finished

tintingz:
For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.

Agree with her

Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.

Tune it out

When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.

Pick your battles

You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.

Strike when the iron's hot

If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.

Give deadlines & meet them

You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.

Hug her & make a move

Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.

Surprise, surprise

Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.

Just communicate

Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.

Turn the tables on her

Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.

Show her the alternative

Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.

Take it or leave it

Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.

Take a break

Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Shape up

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.

http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html

Reset her..























Restore her to factory settings *












Don't ask me how!!

Just walk away till she comes back to her senses - La simplè..

Wht of nagging husband

Me compliant on sum1 dat s wastin her tym... If she doesn't touch me good if she nag and touch me na beat if she talk too much I get a padlock and lock her mouth @ nite... Lolz jst kiddin

Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

. I see. Ur moniker explains ur writeup.

a nagging wife would surely make her husband make several strange decisions which could ultimately be detrimental to their family life. Living with a nagging woman is not easy as it can surely shorten one's life

chiedu7:
Prevention is better than cure.

No marry nagging woman

Somebody has got to do it. Knowingly or otherwise.

As for me, none of the above listed

eyaaaa.....carry u'r cross sha

Dyt:

Sweety pie

Kentrasso:

Thats all you ve got? Hope you don't/won't nag though.

Nice thread

fzero:
Sweety pie

phintohlar:
difinitely u nag too

See one of them...

great post.

Dyt:

Hw hv u been

fzero:
Hw hv u been

Unthinkable (I'm ready) ft drake

Petra23:
Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down

this your nigerian film sweet o,




Please leave african magic and come back to real life

ilovecritics:
Reset her..























Restore her to factory settings *












Don't ask me how!!

Sounds bossy

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

**spills Chapman on TM Lewis shirt

Bwahahahhahahahahahahaha

Dyt:
Unthinkable (I'm ready) ft drake

Hehehe. I will hit u up soonest

Timbuktou:
How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:

Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:


OR:

1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.

2. Say nothing.

3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.

4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.

5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.

6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.

7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.

8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.

9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.

10. Repeat as required.

This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen-pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.

seunfly:
Yeah, some of your point are meant for Nigerian girls but most can work in Nigeria.

The best things is silence or walkout to receive fresh air.

Best solution become Mohammed ali

You know what I mean

the best way to avoid a nagging woman is to not marry her simple, cos i have been with a nagging woman,they are ustopable,and they make a young man at 30 grow white bears like a man in his sixties...

Petra23:
Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down

Who has the time to do all that.. Beat the living daylight outta her that's the way forward.