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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by sarmiie(m): 5:55pm On Apr 10, 2015

Enoquin:
Lmao. Reminds me of the last wedding I attended where the MC was mis-yarning.

There was a hitch with the food, people were seated but no food. The MC because of this tried to pass time. When the food finally arrived.
He apologised for taking time and said "I had to deliberately waste time for the couple because the food hadn't arrived yet, now it has"
I listened with my mouth agape.
He referred to the chief bridesmaid as a housegirl, so intermittently, you would hear him say 'housegirl, pick that stuff for the bride'
He called the groom's dance a 'coackroach' or 'scorpion' dance; I cannot remember which he actually used and said the groom's dance was a disgrace to mankind.

that guy deserves to be beaten up......

cockroach?? on my wedding day??

Mbanu

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Shakiratemma(f): 5:59pm On Apr 10, 2015

#lollin tosay wata dey comot 4 me eyes... . OP i beg giv dat guy award grin

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 6:10pm On Apr 10, 2015

Nice topic, I have personally mis- heard a couple of statements. I can remember an engagement party where a guest began to shout because there was no meat to go along with his plate of food and some women would have packed food for their families. Though in a bid to spot the misyarn, yes the motive was right; the man felt he had been denied a piece of meat, but did he have to state that he had a house of his own and that he did not eat food without meat? When did hustling over free food at an occasion become a human rights violation? Nigerians & misyarning.

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by annamaria: 6:24pm On Apr 10, 2015

@ op this really had me LOL. Interesting yarn!

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Faposky95: 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2015

You surely have people like us , who get touched by the caption, but go through it , if I can.......
nice topic, real, comic, attentive....
I appreciate
keep rolling em out.

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by jemigold: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2015

lovely17:
I which I know that musicians real name please

Edmund Spice I guess

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Harrychocoberry(op): 6:37pm On Apr 10, 2015

standd:
Oh I love love love this write-up. I hereby donate all the money in my GTB account to harrychocoberry

Well, as for me, I have been begging God to give me this supernatural power that will enable me give people that Mis-yarn(all the time, without control) a brain-formatting slap without them finding out who slapped them

Wow..am about to be paid atlast huh

Even,after I've already lost hope in writing??
W
Thanks..Thanks standd!!!

Let's gist proper,when am I getting my money?
Lol.....

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by lovely17(m): 7:13pm On Apr 10, 2015

jemigold:
Edmund Spice I guess

Thanks he is the one

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Aystarz: 7:13pm On Apr 10, 2015

bigt2:
K. whether you mistalk or misyearn. You have your right for freedom of speech. however, I can't guarantee you freedom after the so called expression

Yea right, till ur misyarns land u in Jail for slander/libel and whatnots

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 7:43pm On Apr 10, 2015

Truckpusher:
Wetin concern me - As I open my mouth na so e go flow and if you vex helep me jump enter Lagoon.

lolz
You don't need to tell sweerie...
I know your type_hahahahaha

I can imagine you misyarning without remorse.

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by SkinnyDude(m): 7:56pm On Apr 10, 2015

u dey yarn dust

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Feraz(m): 8:05pm On Apr 10, 2015

Haha!!! This write-up is very hilarious. The part that made me laugh without control was that of the preacher. . . grin

Reminds me of when my friends were talking, I butted in without knowing what they were discussing. I stopped after realising my folly and pleaded with them not to say a word. grin

Nice one OP!

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Sanguine(f): 8:36pm On Apr 10, 2015

Nnaa mehn! Comprehension passage nkea dikwa long ooo! Chai! Ochi a togbuola'm. Lol.

Now answer the following comprehension questions.
1. Why do Nigerians mis-yarn?
2. What are the health benefits of mis-yarning?
3. What is the implication of mis-yarning?
4. In what way(s) has mis-yarning helped the Nigerian economy?
5. Who mis-yarns more, the male gender? Or the female gender?

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Originalsly: 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2015

The Miss Little part cracked me up! ...must say that cashier was very professional!

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by austinology(m): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2015

this guy sabi cram text book.

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 9:59pm On Apr 10, 2015

tolustx:

Op. Na only u go dey read dat ur post. U think say I get time? I'm out jor...

Then you just missed
I could not stop laughing......out loud at that....the post is very very funny
Read, man, read
sad

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 10:01pm On Apr 10, 2015

AdeniyiA:
if u didn't finish reading it ,click 'like '

It might serve you well to read it ooo
...and it is not "that" long!....and it is funny!
Haba!!!

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 10:03pm On Apr 10, 2015

adconline:
We alway talk without facts. My manager was complaining about the prices of our products.I now asked him what were the prices from our retail customers and competitors, he had no idea. He was still adamant on lowering the prices without knowing the prevailing market price.

Deaddd

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 10:05pm On Apr 10, 2015

Feraz:
Haha!!! This write-up is very hilarious. The part that made me laugh without control was that of the preacher. . .

Reminds me of when my friends were talking, I butted in without knowing what they were discussing. I stopped after realising my folly and pleaded with them not to say a word.

Nice one OP!

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by omaksaith(f): 11:25pm On Apr 10, 2015

The part about "shut up or I will barb you gorimakpa and I will rub it with palm oil really got me cracking up. Am still trying not to laugh even as am typing. Thumbs up jare

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by naijaboyof4life(m): 2:53am On Apr 11, 2015

This is so true.

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by mamajaz(f): 4:07am On Apr 11, 2015

THank you op. In my university days, I used to mc for my department, one day like that oh, I was introducing my lecturerers and was using their complexion, I described a light skinned one and went straight to fall my own hands by introducing the next person 'as the one on the dark side', omo come and hear, ah! I rebuke it IJN. I was so ashamed of myself, that one nah real jam talk

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Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by kalufelix(m): 10:18am On Apr 11, 2015

Nice one op
Nigerians are just about the most clueless people on earth...
Very irritating

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by vivaciousvivi(f): 12:09pm On Apr 11, 2015

Very well written.
I truly enjoyed it.

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Nobody: 12:25pm On Apr 11, 2015

vivaciousvivi:
Very well written.
I truly enjoyed it.

Check ur mail tongue

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by Hoodrat(m): 3:00pm On Apr 11, 2015

Take it easy guy

Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by goryorhal(m): 5:53am On Jun 17, 2015

Shakiratemma:
#lollin tosay wata dey comot 4 me eyes... . OP i beg giv dat guy award

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