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ronald4lif:
Kinglekan this is work of fiction right? Apparently.

Although she came off boring all those password talk was just green light for you to make a move on her. What's your business with her password and facebook. Why you no ask for a dinner date.

alberto2k:
ehmm.. Kinglekan abi Kinglemeji

Wehrey! Wetin this story teach me us now?

Babe dey give u ggrin light and u dey dull abi?
Infact u need slap from Sango, the type way dey reset dat ur smoke filled brain

Chiam55:
Lol! Is that what this damn green light is all about? Sounded like the girl was giving a pelican crossing light

Hehe! Her intention may have been to give him a pelican light but she ended up giving him a toucan crossing light. And he ruined the entire show by not giving her a zebra crossing amber light.

ronald4lif:
Kinglekan this is work of fiction right? Apparently.

Although she came off boring all those password talk was just green light for you to make a move on her. What's your business with her password and facebook. Why you no ask for a dinner date.

danyel09:
Kinglekan I like ur thread but I also fink u need dis to clear ya head

ronald4lif:
Hehe! Her intention may have been to give him a pelican light but she ended up giving him a toucan crossing light. And he ruined the entire show by not giving her a zebra crossing amber light.

kinglekan:
Well hard as it is to believe which really doesn't matter cos this is just a forum, it really happened.

And I wasn't really interested in her. She had a great figure but there wasn't really any attraction. Plus like I pointed out, I had always seen her around but our paths never crossed.

Chiam55:
Lol! We need to report these Africans to dvla cause they failed

kinglekan:
Nooo sweetie mii. I can't fit to cheat on you naaa.

Chiam55:
And you sir king was feeling yourself more than she was feeling you so she lost before she start.

Chiam55:
Another thing if you thought she fine but no brains then why didn't you just tell her lol. Should've jst cut her story short with a ' are you crushing on me?"

Chiam55:
If I can have the guts to call a guy out amongst his friends damn once I get the number only two things will happen.... S.N.m

alberto2k:
ehmm.. Kinglekan abi Kinglemeji

Wehrey! Wetin this story teach me us now?

Babe dey give u ggrin light and u dey dull abi?
Infact u need slap from Sango, the type way dey reset dat ur smoke filled brain

hehehe leave that guy joor.. See free gift
kinglekan.. A fish at hand is better than others in the river..

cutieberie1:
so u are also cheatin...talk strike
only u..

ronald4lif:
Okay. Since there was no attraction the wasn't any reason to take it further then. But you must be a gentle man not to be interested in a woman of such attribute coz of no attraction. That's good. Some guys will just eat the cookie regardless.

i wount think twice.. I would eat the cookies and lick the kom kom join

countsparrow:
Kai... See as I waste MB on top dis thread...


God!!!
Wetin be d pato of this thread now
Kini ere ti o wa ni be?

Beennkumar:
A titanic crush? It can sink, bro.

kinglekan:
Cc:
tohpahz, falconey, ronald4lif, tosyne2much, sandrahnaub, missclasssy, rokiatu, mizkeleke, sinaj, blebleswag, baebiehot, Darkangel86, daviyjones, Blackett, andystudentggrin


And Orijin101 and the rest of the gang.

Ipledge,fabdedon,kingtom, jacksparrow1207,prettythicksme (jacks boo), stephenqueen, alberto2k,2dice, etc..

And my beautiful NL sweethearts and crushes.

Twaci, Lala247, chiam55, Sleekyshuga, Cutieberie1, Vickybee, lanicky, ggrin, gracile, midehi, mirexxx, Tandullceblog,
SubbieD, Judie7654, etc...


And my Lovely E-fiance
Beamborla.


Make all of Una kindly hit the Like and share ooo on the post on top!! I don count all of una ooo.

ronald4lif:
Okay. Since there was no attraction the wasn't any reason to take it further then. But you must be a gentle man not to be interested in a woman of such attribute coz of no attraction. That's good. Some guys will just eat the cookie regardless.

mirexxx:
if you have a crush on me, it should be mee and mee alone! I don't share crushers

kinglekan:
Am just too greedy hun, guess I should have been named oliver twist.

Fabdedon:
hehehe leave that guy joor.. See free gift
kinglekan.. A fish at hand is better than others in the river..

mirexxx:
if you have a crush on me, it should be mee and mee alone! I don't share crushers

wristwatch:
Reading....

kinglekan:
Make I nor feel fly? . Its not everyday you get a hawt curvy babe crushing on a guy and giving the pelican light like you actually put it. That got me ROTFL.




Hehehe, well as much as this sounds really cool, if I had done it she probably might have said yes and I would have to tell her I wasn't into her. That would definitely burst her bubble.




Hahahaha, Plzzzzz tell me oooo.

And full meaning of S.N.M?
Hehehehehe, Well that might have

Chiam55:
I told one man in my life and the rest was history.

He was the bouncer at a club I was working in.

I spent weeks thinking of all the things I would say lol.

So one night at work I see him and my heart does a somersault as usual and I decided tonight is the night.

I took a shot of tequila for some dutch courage and when he walked past again like he always does.

I called him over to the bar. He was on the other side of the bar and I said; "I have something to tell you." He smiled and said, "what?"

I looked down then looked up and motioned him to come closer.

I then went to whisper in his ear but nothing came out lol. He pulled away and I grabbed him and pulled him back and shouted in his ear " I HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON YOU"

He laughed and said, "I'll chat to you later. " and walked off. I felt so much relive to get that out of my head.

Club closed at 4am and as I was cashing up in the office he came in and asked if I wanted a ride home. Yes please I replied.

On our way to the car he asked if I wanted to go for a drink with him and I accepted.

Everywhere was closed at 4 in the morning so he took me to a gentlemen's club (Rhinos I think it's called) I saw my first strip club that night. We had a laugh. He took me home and I got a kiss good night. We dated for a year. He was trouble but the wickedst slam thus far in my life.

Fabdedon:
GREEDnessimanazation

kinglekan:
Am just too greedy hun, guess I should have been named oliver twist.

Lala247:
Nice one

kinglekan:
Boo booo, awayuu?? You knw am too faithful

Chiam55:
Lol yeah. So have you ever told a guy you crushing?

mirexxx:
if you have a crush on me, it should be mee and mee alone! I don't share crushers