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| Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by CuteMaryJ(op): 7:08pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
See guys, there is a difference between a girlfriend and a wife. Some guys even love their gf more than their mother forgetting that a mother's tears affects the heart, while a gf tears affects the pocket. If you are over 30 and you don't know this difference, then there is a problem with you o. A wife is accommodating, but a gf can be. . . . . (i no talk anything o) Take watching football with them for instance: Husband: Oooooooooohhhhh!!!!! Messi is a fool! That simple penalty he cannot score. During my days ehn. . . Wife: Honey, you will give yourself heart attack o {five minutes later, Suarez scores} Husband: GOOOOOOOALLLLL!!!! Suarez!!! Wife: Baby, did they score? Husband: No, they were only having voice training. Wife: Hehehehe, funny you. Let me go to the kitchen and make your favourite food so you can enjoy the match. Love you. °°°°°°°°°°° See nice talk. But if nah some girlfriend °°°°°°°°°°° Gf: which teams are playing? Guy: Arsenal vs Manchester united Gf: oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal. Guy: that's a good team... Gf: is drogba playing? Guy: he doesn't play these for these teams... Gf: okay boo...is that chris brown? Guy: [bored] no he is chamberlain... Gf: okay but they look the same.. Is ronaldo still playing for Man U? Guy: No! He is playing for Real Madrid Gf: Mtcheww. . . No wonder their players are not sexy. what's that yellow card for? Guy: its a warning to the player... {After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united....} Gf: [cerebrates in high mood] is that chamberlain who has scored? Guy: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united...!! Gf: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Guy: [silent] Gf: what is that red card for? Guy: [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for his misbehaving... Gf: then is he going to be a coach? Guy:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaarrrgh NO... Gf: its the same with traffic lights, yellow=warning ,red=danger. Guy: exactly darling ... Gf: what about the green card? Guy: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Gf: I want arsenal to win the world cup sha... Guy: [silent] Gf: who is that man standing who looks like mr bean? Guy: [bored] it's the arsenal coach ....arsene wenger. Gf: that means the other opponent's coach is manchester wenger? Guy: AH GOD!!! O baby, e don do. Ngwanu, can you please leave my house. I never marry you yet, see questions, If i marry you nko? You go turn FBI? I no do again. Nah by force to love? I no love again. It's OVERRRR!!! Shey I lie? Wetin sef? Even me wey dey type don dey vex! (Gotten from facebook.com/hopesignatures) 2 Likes |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Oahray: 7:12pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Ok... *plugs nokia charger* |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 7:22pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
I din laff;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;me cannor even ask dah kin mumu question****anyways is Okocha still playing for Liverpool@ Tallesty1? |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by williamspaul22(m): 7:23pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
U dn burst my head oh  |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Houseofglam7(f): 7:39pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Did anyone actually read this  Just saying |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Cutehector(m): 7:54pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Houseofglam7:the babe sef jus dry. Leme contribute one laff sha. Ha 1 Like |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Oahray: 7:55pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
1 Like |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Houseofglam7(f): 8:00pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Oahray:You badt |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:01pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Tallesty1(m): 9:24pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
FLAWLES:
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| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 9:38pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=32653339][/quote].lolz |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 13, 2015 |
na wa for this comedy o, hmm I no laf but my rib dey shake. e dey do me like e wan fall, cos e Neva understand if na to laf or cry. this comedy dry o, some people fit kill person wahali. |
| Re: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Oahray: 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
tchidi:Tchi-Tchi? Chai! Where have you been? *relishing the thorough smothering* |
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