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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Atk01(f): 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2015
I reserve my comment. angry angry
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by adtiezy1(m): 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2015
Ok..we will surely survive
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by jnrbayano(m): 1:07pm On Apr 14, 2015
Onyeala cheesy

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by thefakestan: 1:08pm On Apr 14, 2015
I nominite the Patrick Obadiaghon as minister of Information!

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by cocokiller1(f): 1:11pm On Apr 14, 2015
this man sef,him no dy tire
what's the need of realising statements wen most people won't understand ur grammar
na only u understand urself sha
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by phemmy88(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2015
Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker


my brother, because u find it hard to understand doesn't mean the words doesn't exist...why not try and develop yourself too...He was once like you....

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by XBLadez: 1:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
Very soon he won't be needing his shirts again, just pull the trousers above his shoulders and button them around his neck
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by 9jatatafo(m): 1:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
Hear yarnings. All hail the igodomigodo of Bini Kingdom. So na chest come be your waist wey you drag trouser go there? Not funny at all!

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by ignis: 1:16pm On Apr 14, 2015
Mad man
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by asidere(m): 1:16pm On Apr 14, 2015
if we can't interpret what he is saying then the communication process is not complete.I hope he becomes the next governor of edo state

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Elnino4ladies: 1:17pm On Apr 14, 2015
This man can speak sha!!!
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by martineverest(m): 1:17pm On Apr 14, 2015
Igodomigodo has spoken........dis man would have made a perfect couple with mama peace

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by larrygee(m): 1:17pm On Apr 14, 2015
Wait a minute, is it Obahiagbon that spelt the words of these "big-big" English for the journalist or the person just used his/her discretion! anyway this man must be operating in another realm of human parapoism. Abeg make i run before Obahiagbonism spirit enter me.

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by tunnary(m): 1:18pm On Apr 14, 2015
Na only u go sch? He should go nd compete wit wole Soyinka. Nor tak grammer confuse me 4 here
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Vikky014(f): 1:20pm On Apr 14, 2015
Gets pen and jotter to cram it later for intimidation in my departmental whatapp group chat
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by darlenese(f): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2015
So there no one has been able to cure this man
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:27pm On Apr 14, 2015
Wetin dis man talk now?
Ur explanationation is only for urself, d public doesn't gain from it.
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:28pm On Apr 14, 2015
martineverest:
Igodomigodo has spoken........dis man would have made a perfect couple with mama peace
Make oga jona catch u.
Anyways, e go b disaster
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by OkunrinMeta: 1:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Ratiocination - the process of exact thinking
Vaudeville - a type of entertainment popular chiefly in the US in the early 20th century, featuring a mixture of specialty acts such as burlesque comedy and song and dance.
Ballyhoo - extravagant publicity or fuss
Phantasmagoria - a sequence of real or imaginary images like those seen in a dream.
Sui generis - unique
Irrefragable - not able to be refuted or disproved; indisputable
Fructification - the reproductive organs or fruit of a plant
Suzerainty - is a situation in which a powerful region or people controls the foreign affairs of a tributary vassal state while allowing the subservient nation internal autonomy.
Going by the meaning you have provided, it seems "publicity ballyhoo" might be a tuotology

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by isi4(m): 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2015
Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

not sure if you are communicating either... grin.......i still need my dictionary to listen to you both.. tongue
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by richard870(m): 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2015
This man needs urgent medical attention
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2015
Patrick Obahiagbon after Germany v
Brazil match
2) “I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted
and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic
crinkum crankum that characterised the
Glo CAF awards culminating in an
odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The
jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya
Toure instead of our very own prodigy John
Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must
be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis
homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity
of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is
not only repugnant but also insalubrious!
I said to my self: What an anathematous
disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable
descent from the sublime to the ridiculous!
Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of
this machavellian and mephistophelean
cabal in the Confederation? With this state
of affairs, i dare say that African football is
swimming in a pestilential aqua with a
disastrious terminus ad quem inherently
laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs
and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and
lugubrious!!!”

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 14, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Ratiocination - the process of exact thinking
Vaudeville - a type of entertainment popular chiefly in the US in the early 20th century, featuring a mixture of specialty acts such as burlesque comedy and song and dance.
Ballyhoo - extravagant publicity or fuss
Phantasmagoria - a sequence of real or imaginary images like those seen in a dream.
Sui generis - unique
Irrefragable - not able to be refuted or disproved; indisputable
Fructification - the reproductive organs or fruit of a plant
Suzerainty - is a situation in which a powerful region or people controls the foreign affairs of a tributary vassal state while allowing the subservient nation internal autonomy.

If the Hon Patrick becomes president of Nigeria by 2023.......business for bookshop owners would improve.... grin

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:34pm On Apr 14, 2015
martineverest:
Igodomigodo has spoken........dis man would have made a perfect couple with mama peace

Ah...I can see the flames rising!
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by groundnutoil(m): 1:35pm On Apr 14, 2015
Vikky014:
Gets pen and jotter to cram it later for intimidation in my departmental whatapp group chat
ur head dey dia na wetin i d give dm dm go cun d say i dn do oversabi lol
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Youngsage: 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
bushdoc9919:


Translation: more people turned out for the presidential election because it was the main event.

Anyways....I like Hon Obahiagbon. He should run for President in 2019....so that we can enjoy the English language.... smiley

P.S...His wife must be one patient woman.

Modified....A great orator from Nigeria's past was the late Chief K.O Mbadiwe....the man of Timbre and caliber.... grin(1915-90)

Some gems from the worthy gent...(Sauce)

''Logic and illogicality can never meet. If you want the Presidency, that is the logical sequence. If you throw in any other thing, it can never meet, and illogicality and logicality will produce tautology".(1977)

On Zoning..."If all my proposed rotational zones, in their turn, produced Presidents over the years, the need for zoning could perhaps no longer arise, and we would have zoned to unzone".

And a bit of rather un-comprehensible stuff..."When the come, come to become, the unbecome, must become."

May our political sphere be blessed with more orators!




grin grin
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Ndawe(f): 1:37pm On Apr 14, 2015
This is what they call grammatical higi-haga...

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 14, 2015
Patrick Obahiagbon after Germany v
Brazil match
2) “I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted
and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic
crinkum crankum that characterised the
Glo CAF awards culminating in an
odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The
jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya
Toure instead of our very own prodigy John
Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must
be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis
homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity
of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is
not only repugnant but also insalubrious!
I said to my self: What an anathematous
disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable
descent from the sublime to the ridiculous!
Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of
this machavellian and mephistophelean
cabal in the Confederation? With this state
of affairs, i dare say that African football is
swimming in a pestilential aqua with a
disastrious terminus ad quem inherently
laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs
and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and
lugubrious!!!”
.
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Ishilove: 1:40pm On Apr 14, 2015
isi4:


not sure if you are communicating either... grin.......i still need my dictionary to listen to you both.. tongue
tongue
Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by michoade(m): 1:41pm On Apr 14, 2015
This is just rubbishhhhhhh.

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