If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun - Romance - Nairaland
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| If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:17pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? 3 Likes |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:18pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I Proudly did ALL |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Romantic  |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:20pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:Were You Romantic In Your Childhood? |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Haha me do all of dem o!!!  esp. mumi nd dadi drama  |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:24pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udyheart01:so you no longer understand sarcasm |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:25pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:27pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:Lol I don't E-bully  I don't know how his topic manage to relate to romance section |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by babs01(m): 9:28pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
90% getto tinx |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by kingstylo01(m): 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2015*. Modified: 9:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Hehehe.. So on point op lemme add the little ones i remember: - using chewgum paper as money  - driving tire and geregere - playing agalagla (drawing lines on the ground, throwing stones in one of the boxes and juping through with one leg) - playing taperia (weaving thread with your hand and knitting several objects like mortar, cup, e.t.c) - hiding in a corner and licking maggi - going from house to house on Christmas day! O.p, the list too much o! I really miss those good old days |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by SleekyP(m): 9:31pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
tired..let me rest here small  |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:Initially, You Said Its Romantic. How Abt Now? |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by babs01(m): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:no be cow u dey watch wen u dey small |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:37pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:I Did That Too. It Was Fun |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udyheart01:I mean this your topic should be in family section not here  |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:Babe, You And I Don Chop Beef Before? |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:40pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
babs01:who knows |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:Bros I No Get Tp From Here To Family Section |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
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| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:44pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:48pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:Bros This Your Money Too Old, Since 2006 |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:49pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:You? Wonderful. You look like a member of the indomie generation, no 'offeinse' |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udyheart01:lol bad bwoi! |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy: |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
hifaif:Did You Mean Offense? |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udyheart01:I no de lyk to chop beef o! na Pork nd Cat fish i lyk |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udyheart01: oya give me back my money back carry your thread amd trek |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:52pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:Lol bad girl! |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:53pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:I know you always enjoy it |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
nice one op,i did some not al tho especially that mummy and daddy play!! #what of bathng in d rain? |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(op): 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
sinaj:Beef Tastes Better |
| Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
E don tire me to dey read dis post. Why do. U guys keep reccyling dis post? Makes it no longer interesting |
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