₦airaland Forum

mizzsmilez:
not in that truck anyway.

Truckpusher:
Enter joor, you too do shakara.

When fuel scarcity show now - na so you go dey hala me for phone up and down.

Baye nu truck biko.

Truckpusher:
You have no idea what girls in a secular Nigerian society can do to you - You dun chop rat poison before? otapiapia...

Our girls these days don't want to even hear it ,they are so selfish and self centered that if you tell them that you're going for a second wife - You have to be ready to face the heat.
Because e no go easy oh

ronald4lif:
No, Nigeria.

Normally, I'm not really interested in having my masters but for the fact that my degree is a Nigerian one and I can hardly practice my profession here without a UK degree, that's why I want one so badly.

mizzsmilez:
You still talk too much I see.
Miss me?
If I call, you pick at first ring.

Justfollowit:
But you have to choose one or you could remain unmarried

Choose later because I think It will so nice to call you Brother Truckpusher

Justfollowit:
What profession is that?

mirexxx:
a virgin girl? i get you sha!

ronald4lif:
Microbiology. Going for a pharmacologist in August.

What are you reading?

kinglekan:

dearpreye:
Why you dey laff like this na?

Why openly and subtly denying what's the truth behind the curtains?

PunkyOh:
Looks can be VERY deceiving. It's like a peacock, pretty to look at but I heard underneath all of that there's fleas, lice or whatever.

A friend of mine got married at 19 & she's now 28 I believe. Anyway, she's been carrying on this 5 year affair with another man she believes is her soul mate because he embodies the qualities that are important to her NOW. People change hence I'm stressing that young ladies out there should wait or they'll find themselves, years down the line, stuck in a nightmare. You will drift apart eventually I promise you. Waiting, wait, wait until you're 100 if that works for you.

Truckpusher:
Everyday choose one - I'm not in a hurry and time is on my side.

Between do they give award?

Iffa hear!

Justfollowit:
Law

Do you plan on going back home afterwards

Hmmm too many lawyers on NL already, you should have gone for something else.

No, I'm here to stay. Only visit home.

Truckpusher:
who misses people like you again - You're like harmattan rain.

Anytime you show up we celebrate

ellechrystal:
Abeg no make me laugh, abegi

stephenqueen:
I go send ma assassin cum kidnap u

ronald4lif:
Hmmm too many lawyers on NL already, you should gone for something else.

No, I'm here to stay. Only visit home.

stephenqueen:
You can ask my wife lagmostkuit, we are both in love with weed

kinglekan:
Make sure say na woman assassin ooo

mizzsmilez:

Aww you are still lustfully sweet.

Justfollowit:
It wasn't my choice per se

All I knew was that I had to attend university by fire or by force

Law is a good one. They can hold intelligent discuss ranging from whatever topic raised.

But them too dey show sense. Always quick to tell when one trample on their rights.

Hope say no be like that we go dey dey.

Justfollowit:
Of course, you are a guy

Before nko, your reward na plenti mini-yous


Ok, what about uncle truckpusher , the bachelor that lives down the street

ronald4lif:
Law is a good one. They can hold intelligent discuss ranging from whatever topic raised.

But them too dey show sense. Always quick to tell when one trample on their rights.

Hope say no be like that we go dey dey.

Truckpusher:
Uncle truckpusher as long as you don't jump into my bed.

Justfollowit:
Uncle truckpisher is it then

Ermmm...Are you paedophile

Justfollowit:
Uncle truckpisher is it then

Ermmm...Are you paedophile

Truckpusher:
How about you?

Are you a registered sex offender in the UK?

dearpreye:
Honestly, I'm deeply saddening you're laughing over a matter so serious as this. .....

Barely 3 months into our courtship, you've developed clay feet? I serious for this matter die...

Justfollowit:


That was an innocent question o

How can I be a kid and at the same time a registered sex offender? That does not follow

Justfollowit:
Ermmm....

Would you rather me keep a vow of silence when I am being unduly exploited

Nah, I'm no exploit, consider it a firm disavowal.

Oh well, I'd rather you speak up when its warranted but not with the high vocabs. Without those disagreement and argument it'll get boring. Dictionary is one of my most dislike read.