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Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 06, 2015
Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition.


Well, I'm pretty sure you're acquainted with the mantra/maxim, "by their fruits, you shall know..."

Have you ever experienced or seen a pretty girl keep diving from one relationship status to another?

Today, Married; Tomorrow, Single; Saturday; Complicated; Sunday; Married to the Lord

If Yes, I guess you are with me on this wink

This is a common and abysmal situation and I hope to PINPOINT WHAT'S IN FOR THE GUYS.

The PURPOSE of this thread is:

1. To enlighten guys so they figure out the Ready and the Ripe girls lest they keep wasting their time around the heartless and 'homicidal' ones.

2. To understand the body language the lady who sincerely doesn't appreciate your presence and thus pull out as a big boy.

3. To reveal the tactical approach SOME 21st century ladies now use to cheat on guys, friend zone some and break the hearts of the rest.


Without much ado, let's get down to biz:

1. The Truly Engaged


Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most, if not all always go around with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5KM away to touching the soft spot of her heart, immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her dp flashing her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that! cool


2. The Heart Broken

These set of ladies are everywhere, seriously. Most times, the reason is because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars, wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This kind will see a hustling guy that loves her, friend zone him while she cheats with Mr. Bigboy. The hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends, she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. She comes to NL and say, Guys are the same. Very funny! Miss Heart Broken acts repulsively towards guys. Her past experience was painful. Yea! Whose fault? sad


3. Single And Welcoming

She is always nice and kind hearted. You will not hear her say harsh words to guys. To her, "my maga may be watching; the wall have ears, you know."
You may think she is faking it when unlike most feminists supports the motion, " The man is the head and the woman is the "neck", lol ", She is not. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with her heart, perhaps godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on her.


4. Relationship COMPLICATED

This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and trust me, she is no where near becoming that. You see her most of the times walking down with different guys and you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She has a bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl is a bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual. That's not the way hun, be patient with others. Start sticking your neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.


5. Middle Of Nowhere

This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girlie girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely, they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST? She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20, she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean. My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means. You'll see a 19 year old girl saying she wants to "marry" just because of cohabitation. Wetin she sabi?


6. The Single And Desperate

Hmm. I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they can force a guy to love them and get into relationship with them through indulging in the following:

A. Trapping him with pregnancy.
B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing.
C. Going out with married men.
D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.


The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, shaperly! cheesy No time! Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient! smiley


7. The Flirty Flirts

Some call them, "olo...". I just don't use the word. Errrrm...it's not visible on the dp, you know. I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this kind who are there to drain the precious life outa your "battery". You can call them "Delilah" because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for cash but they get so affectionate with you that makes you think you've won gold...you dey dust! She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; plays care freely BUT her heart wanders widely. Do you still think you don't need an extra skill? May you not enter that One-Chance!


In conclusion: Like Barack Obama said, Critics will always rise and they did against his superb idea of, US CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN and IRAN NUCLEAR BOMB DEAL.
As a FREELANCE Writer, I don't care about bashing others. I care more about distributing knowledge, whether perfect or imperfect. I learn and move ahead!

Gracias!

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by TRADELYN: 4:43pm On Aug 06, 2015
shocked
*Researching...
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by DWJOBScom(m): 4:45pm On Aug 06, 2015
The single and welcoming ones always confuses me. Most times I have the feeling they have a better guy waiting for them somewhere so be a cool friend to them and don't push(that's always what I tell myself) and very soon I become the good guy that runs around during her wedding , get introduced to the finally lucky fellow as the caring fellow(who doesn't want anything......lol)

The heartbroken types - I see them and never stay! I RUN

The desperate - never want to see them and they fake it and make it look as if they want to know where the relationship is heading and this request is made less than a week after meeting them - so sad

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by deadZONE: 4:45pm On Aug 06, 2015
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Darlingting: 4:45pm On Aug 06, 2015
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by kossyablaze(m): 4:48pm On Aug 06, 2015
No wonder I av been in wack rlshps*Sobs heavily*Shoulda known all diz b4 thnx OP.

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 06, 2015
kossyablaze:
Flawless


I like that word, thanks!

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by wristbangle: 4:54pm On Aug 06, 2015
Oh God. I swear that this emusmith guy is too good!

I doff my hat for you.

Lmao @ in the "middle of no where"

The single and welcoming are the approachables who have tendency to have a guy put ring on her finger ASAP

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 4:57pm On Aug 06, 2015
wristbangle:
Oh God. I swear that this emusmith guy is too good!

I doff my hat for you.

Lmao @ in the "middle of no where"

The single and welcoming are the approachable that have tendency to have a guy put ring on her finger.


My boss!
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 06, 2015
cheesy Nice one OP
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by wristbangle: 5:01pm On Aug 06, 2015
emusmith:


My boss!

My oga!
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2015
wristbangle:


My oga!


Just trying to exercise my fingers o wink
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:03pm On Aug 06, 2015
Sassybae:
cheesy Nice one OP


Fnx
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 06, 2015
hmmm...very ok


@ the flirty flirts is so funny, there are babes like that, it takes a sharp & smart guy not to fall into one chance with them.
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Isaacmacdon(m): 5:05pm On Aug 06, 2015
Bn dealing with d heartbroken ones lately... Likewise d engaged... Well.. nice one o.p
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by naijaboiy: 5:09pm On Aug 06, 2015
That number 7 ehn!

A girl will just be too free with you even on the first day of meeting. Although I'm not the type that's quick to judge and call her names because after all,,its what both of us will enjoy.

Now,,while that's a little bit relieving as it will make the work easier it's still somewhat a put off for me.

Put up a little defence before you give in so as to make the task a bit hard.

Even the Lion doesn't feel victorious when he gets a very easy prey to feed on. lipsrsealed

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2015
Isaacmacdon:
Bn dealing with d heartbroken ones lately... Likewise d engaged... Well.. nice one o.p


Lool...it's not easy at'll ryt?
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Aug 06, 2015
Midehi:
hmmm...very ok


@ the flirty flirts is so funny, there are babes like that, it takes a sharp & smart guy not to fall into one chance with them.


Hmm... That's right
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:22pm On Aug 06, 2015
DWJOBScom:
The single and welcoming ones always confuses me. Most times I have the feeling they have a better guy waiting for them somewhere so be a cool friend to them and don't push(that's always what I tell myself) and very soon I become the good guy that runs around during her wedding , get introduced to the finally lucky fellow as the caring fellow(who doesn't want anything......lol)

The heartbroken types - I see them and never stay! I RUN

The desperate - never want to see them and they fake it and make it look as if they want to know where the relationship is heading and this request is made less than a week after meeting them - so sad


The S&W ones: You should state your purpose naa smiley
The issue is, you get to like them as a friend before you sat Jack Robinson wink
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by DTOBS(m): 5:24pm On Aug 06, 2015
Op! That was a brilliant write up. I wonder wia our ladies have run to?
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
That number 7 ehn!

A girl will just be too free with you even on the first day of meeting. Although I'm not the type that's quick to judge and call her names because after all,,its what both of us will enjoy.

Now,,while that's a little bit relieving as it will make the work easier it's still somewhat a put off for me.

Put up a little defence before you give in so as to make the task a bit hard.

Even the Lion doesn't feel victorious when he gets a very easy prey to feed on. lipsrsealed



That's true o...when it's easy, the victory might be abused smiley
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by bqlekan(m): 5:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
wow, nice write-up....
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by DWJOBScom(m): 5:30pm On Aug 06, 2015
emusmith:


The S&W ones: You should state your purpose naa smiley
The issue is, you get to like them as a friend before you sat Jack Robinson wink

Sometimes they tell u the kind of guys they like and these guys are not gentlemen in most cases or they want certain height, complexion.
Don't mind me - am a little shy , am only outspoken in my work place or with very close friends
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by naijaboiy: 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2015
emusmith:



That's true o...when it's easy, the victory might be abused smiley
Yea!

And from there you get the signal and walk away shaps. grin

If you've noticed,,it's most of those type of girls that end up becoming side chiqs. That's for the guys that were sharp enough to detect her type.
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:33pm On Aug 06, 2015
naijaboiy:

Yea!

And from there you get the signal and walk away shaps. grin

If you've noticed,,it's most of those type of girls that end up becoming side chiqs. That's for the guys that were sharp enough to detect her type.


Hahahaha...You nailed it! cheesy
Sharp guys; 21st century guys cheesy
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Aug 06, 2015
DWJOBScom:


Sometimes they tell u the type of kinds of guys they like and these guys are not gentlemen in most cases or they want certain height, complexion.
Don't mind me - am a little shy , am only outspoken in my work place or with very close friends


They discuss qualities with you and you know by yourself that you don't qualify...lol...very funny!

Shy ke?

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Aug 06, 2015
bqlekan:
wow, nice write-up....


Fnx bro

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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by naijaboiy: 5:35pm On Aug 06, 2015
emusmith:


Hahahaha...You nailed it! cheesy
Sharp guys; 21st century guys cheesy
Yes boss! cheesy
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by cutieberie1(f): 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2015
am i no.4
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2015
Emusmith haf come again eoooooo... now tell me, which category are you chyking?
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2015
Nice 1 op cheesy
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 5:54pm On Aug 06, 2015
LaDivva:
Emusmith haf come again eoooooo... now tell me, which category are you chyking?
haha cheesy...wey my drink na?

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