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PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by kodded(op): 5:21pm On Apr 17, 2015

Few days ago, Denzel Michael took to his twitter page to share how he avoided his mum catching him when he was watching porn on his laptop.
Denzel said he had to break the screen of his laptop to prevent his mum from catching him.
Surprisingly, the top porn site responded to him by sending him a brand new branded laptop. According to the Vice President of the porn site;
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.”We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R
“As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”

https://i1.wp.com/septin911.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Broken-screen.png?resize=528%2C798
https://i1.wp.com/septin911.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Denzel.png?resize=502%2C152

https://i2.wp.com/septin911.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Branded.png?resize=550%2C750

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by olu77(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2015*

shocked

soon, he will make the list of the most influential youths in the world

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Basildvalour(m): 5:27pm On Apr 17, 2015

...And he'll be carrying that laptop with those logo on it around?

That's not honourable either

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by teemanbastos(m): 5:28pm On Apr 17, 2015

ppl now qet awarded 4 dishonourable things.

EndTIMES

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 17, 2015

Pornhub, i also broke my iPhone 6 when dad almost caught me watching mojo. . .

Do the needful plz angry

angry

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:34pm On Apr 17, 2015

grin

grin

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by estyvino(m): 5:36pm On Apr 17, 2015

Weyting be porn sef?

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by danbrowndmf(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2015

Are they Encouragen porn?. cheesy

cheesy

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by godofwar666(m): 5:39pm On Apr 17, 2015

Nothing to yarn!

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2015

lets welcome the season of smashing laptops for pornsite in.

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Cutehector(m): 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2015

Lucky guy

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2015

Well, he was dumb.
He could have actually removed the laptop's battery.

Such a world we live in.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 17, 2015

.

danbrowndmf:
Are they Encouragen porn?.

.
They own the porn site. Of course they are encouraging porn.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by dechandel(f): 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2015

So what are they tryna promote?? undecided

undecided

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by sexynabila(f): 6:09pm On Apr 17, 2015

.

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ramdris(m): 6:12pm On Apr 17, 2015

I swear devil get power. Imagine someone getting compensated for watching porn.
*runs in to break old laptop*

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Brymo: 6:13pm On Apr 17, 2015

hell made easy.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 17, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Are they ~~Encouragen~~ porn?.

And do you speak dutch? cheesy

cheesy

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ammyluv2002(f): 6:20pm On Apr 17, 2015

olu77:
soon, he will make list of most influential youths in the world

I dey tell you grin

grin

Crazy world undecided

undecided

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ammyluv2002(f): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2015

Brymo:
hell made easy.

1,000 Likes

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2015

sexynabila:
.

r u high

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by goodmorning40: 6:22pm On Apr 17, 2015

How will he pull that out without the mother
Getting to know about the whole story

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by valmunich(m): 6:37pm On Apr 17, 2015

So the dude couldn't just close the lappy ni ? undecided

undecided

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by danbrowndmf(m): 6:42pm On Apr 17, 2015

Brandnew2:
And do you speak dutch?

No Igbira. sad

sad

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by FrenchyL(m): 7:01pm On Apr 17, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Are they Encouragen porn?.

#YesTheyAre cry

cry

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by GIYAZZ(m): 8:29pm On Apr 17, 2015

This is Hilarious cheesy

cheesy

Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 8:31pm On Apr 17, 2015

abeg make una tell xvideos say I smash ma android too when I dey watch p*rn

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