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Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

Dis is nice, but...

rudebouy:
Dis is nice, but...

But?..

msmon:
But?..

Using scriptures to garnish d production process of fornication aint dat funny u know.

do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." it's funny but i don't like making jokes with the Bible