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prettythicksme:
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey #jacksparrow1207 and stephenqueen come share una lie oooo :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne2much

KingTom:
Mumu! Try me then for 2002 when I dey 200 level! I for kill you, now I don retire sha

prettythicksme:
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey #jack.sparrow1207 and stephen.queen come share una lie oooo :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne.2much

Hehehe

Or u gat any experience to share ?

prettythicksme:
God dey

tosyne2much:
KingTom I hail ur ministry ooooo

More strength 2 ur joystick

tosyne2much:
Hehehe

Or u gat any experience to share ?

KingTom:
Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds,

kinglekan:
Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse.

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!

KingTom:
Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds,

majalisa:
u be robotcum?

kinglekan:
Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse.

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!

KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you?
Anuofia!

stephenqueen:
No mind amu na learner

kinglekan:
Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse.

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!

Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah

KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you?
Anuofia!

tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah

KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah

kinglekan:
Werey ni doci yi sha ooo!!!

Chaii so u use am.

*speaking in tongues*

jieta:
for nairaland u go see proffessional liars and amature liars.

kristen12:
I'm here to read lies.
Another female bashing thread by tosyne2much

Bwhahahahahaha rofwlkmd

You call this female bashing thread ?

KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you?
Anuofia!

tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah

jacksparrow1207:

Dokita!!!

tosyne2much:
Bwhahahahahaha rofwlkmd

You call this female bashing thread ?

stephenqueen:
U be mumu o dat mean u no fit lash for hours,

KingTom:
Why you dey shout?

stephenqueen:
U be mumu o dat mean u no fit lash for hours,

kinglekan:


Lagmostkuit how many seconds does this mumu last in bed with you?