johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do **

wiegraf:
This is all good and fine op, but can you make a donkey talk?

iamtewwy:


n0 first u need t0 luk for a virgin and Bleep my lord and saviour the 0minip0tent and 0miniscience i can 0ffer u my sister shes a virgin. which style wud u use 0n her ?

kevoh:
Kikikik This Johnydon22 sef!

Pr0ton:


Lmao It's indisputable.

Yours is special and more socially accepted in that your girlfriend helped you.

johnydon22:


You are calling the creator of the universe by name ba

kevoh:

I'm not sorry. You can send a gilgamesh , sorry I mean't noah's flood to wipe me off.

johnydon22:


eeeeehn so una go build submarine deh chill ba?

Thugnificent:
Shut up

Hopez456:
Your inconsequential opinion has been
duly noted and subsequently discarded as incognizant.

johnydon22:


Uuuhmm i am god i can do anything i want, i can even make the stars fall down to earth, you heretic you cant prove that i cant

wiegraf:


I'm still skeptical

If 42 children called one of your bald prophets, bald, would you send 2 she-bears to kill them?

That would be the only logical thing to do, no?

realtem:
johnydon22 is crazzy sorry Lord.

I'm dying to know what your commandments would look like ; will it be 10,20,30? Will you support slavery? If I self service, will I burn in your blast furnace for the rest of eternity?

DProDG:
Sorry Johnydon22 but, no matter how ridiculous you try to sound, someone is always gonna 'out-ridicoulous' you and be serious about it.

https://www.nairaland.com/2163386/african-blackroots-science-religion-science

johnydon22:


Kill them? Naaaaaaaaah thats a very irrational thing to do, They just talked for crying out loud

wiegraf:


This is why I doubt your claims. You are neither of egotistical,:psychotic or illogical enough to be god

God should be able to maul 42 kids using she-bears for calling a dude bald and it will make sense. Why? Because GOD!? SHIKENA!!

Next you'll be telling me that despite being omnipotent you'll be unable to flee, tail between your legs, from a battle against mere mortals because they used technology superior to yours. Namely; iron chariots

Or that you can't sacrifice yourself to save us from yourself when you could simply forgive us.

If you cannot do the above then you're no god. Petty tricks like making donkeys talk will not suffice. You need to be able to make even illogical abstracts logical

wiegraf:

This is why I doubt your claims. You are neither of egotistical,:psychotic or illogical enough to be god

God should be able to maul 42 kids using she-bears for calling a dude bald and it will make sense. Why? Because GOD!? SHIKENA!!

Next you'll be telling me that despite being omnipotent you'll be unable to flee, tail between your legs, from a battle against mere mortals because they used technology superior to yours. Namely; iron chariots

Or that you can't sacrifice yourself to save us from yourself when you could simply forgive us.

If you cannot do the above then you're no god. Petty tricks like making donkeys talk will not suffice. You need to be able to make even illogical abstracts logical

johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do **

NumberOne2:


There are MANY seeminly mean portions of the Bible. However, in you own HYPOCRITICAL analysis, you deem it right to pick out ONLY the bad portions of the bible. How about the good portions like the Good Samaritan, the Book of Esther, Proverbs or beautiful love songs and poems in Songs of Solomon?

This is my problem with so called Atheist on NL. You are basically RELIGIOUS FALLOUTS who probably belonged to one faith or the other but was frustrated out. The anger and frustration is always obvious in your post. I wonder how one can live with such anger?

johnydon22:


blasphemy !!! where are my christian crusaders this dude needs to be burnt at the stake where are my islamic jihadist behead this dude

NumberOne2:


While I understand the Sarcasms in your post it shows how MYOPIC your thinking is. It this how theories are proposed in scientific or religious fields? No one needs to disprove your theory of creation, all you have to do is publish it in a book or journal and distribute globally as many copies as the Bible.
Then we will take you seriously but until then stop being a RELIGIOUS BIGOT. It is NOT a character consistent with Atheist. You probably are a CHRISTIAN fallout (not an Atheist). Well, so as most NL "Atheist" anyways.

NumberOne2:
^^ Guess you didn't see that one coming.

johnydon22:
Nobody have disproved my claim yet since 2015 Johnydon22 and his girl friend are God and they are the only God, they created the universe.

Still waiting for atheists and others to prove me wrong

reallest:


Nah u didn't create universe buddy,all those things u mentioned were created by me & me only.pls stop blasphemy against my holy name or else I will cast u into hell fire

Hopez456:
The fool says in his heart that there's no God.