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How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by njuwo(op): 12:24pm On Apr 26, 2015
An ugly woman walked into my store with her two children, shouting at them. I pleasantly said, "Good morning ma and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?" The woman shouted, "Hell no, they are not. One is 8 years old and the other is 6 years old. Why the hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma, i just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by djeezy(m): 12:29pm On Apr 26, 2015
Could've been from different men. Lol
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by Nobody: 12:30pm On Apr 26, 2015
haha guy for this early sunday morning grin
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by Nobody: 12:31pm On Apr 26, 2015
Niger answer grin
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by justmag(m): 12:31pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lmaooo... grin
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by Oahray: 1:04pm On Apr 26, 2015
djeezy:
Could've been from different men. Lol
exactly
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by cahnellven: 7:02pm On Apr 26, 2015
WICKED AND FUNNY IN EQUAL MEASURE
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by hatux: 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
Njuwo grin
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by MrCork: 7:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
njuwo:
An ugly woman walked into my store with her two children, shouting at them. I pleasantly said, "Good morning ma and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?" The woman shouted, "Hell no, they are not. One is 8 years old and the other is 6 years old. Why the hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma, i just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"
....bRO..no ofeinse to yor picture profile but u wear tick glasses like telescope and then u ended up calling innocent litle twins gay....so why the hell wunt their mother abuse u??.....maybe u shud get rid of thoise glasses!! (no ofeinse) angry
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by holyboss: 7:13pm On Apr 26, 2015
lolz

Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by Nobody: 8:52pm On Apr 26, 2015
Really got me smilling.
Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by Lisaflex(f): 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2015
Dt shade was subtle bt epic! cheesy...Op u harsh o!
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