Someone sent me this so I decided to share.
I fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until i made
my intention known to her father & being
a learned man, here is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____
years
old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _______________ ____________
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
_______________ _______________ ____________
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_______________ ___________
_______________ _______________ ____________
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money for my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
_______________ _ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _______________ ____________
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5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_______________ _______________ ____________
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6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_______________ _______________ ___________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?__________ ____________
__
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. _______________ _______________
_______________
_______________ _______________ _______
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_______________ _______________ ____________
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_______________ ___________
_ _______________ _______________ _______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
_______________ _______________ ____________
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10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_______________ _______________ ___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
_______________ _______________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?___________ _________
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ _______________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor
_______________ _______________ ______
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: _______________ _
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: _______________
_____________
__ ____
Email: _______________ _______________
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Phone: ___________
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Home:
_______________ _______________ ____
Facebook: _______________
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BEST WISHES

After reading i'll just smile in chinese.

Lol that has to be a joke

I will go ahead to marry her but I will also present my own form

I will give the man a sack letter! Does it look like I'm applying for a Job?

seggzz:
I will go ahead to marry her but I will also present my own form

I like u guy, i will present her with my form so that let see who will qualify.

seggzz:
I will go ahead to marry her but I will also present my own form

Can imagine the contents of your own form

hatux:
I can never, cos it clearly seen they're ebinnas...

Huh

OGAofBOSS:
I will give the man a sack letter! Does it look like I'm applying for a Job?

CEtoO:

Huh

I will write "Oga wetin, i no marry ur daughter again".

Who does that in this modern day when there are lot of women out there praying for husband......that man's daughter will last in his house if that is his expectation

I will of course. This test no fit spoil my love fr her

Go ahead and marry her? When i can't even pass the JAMB question above.

CEtoO:
Can imagine the contents of your own form

which type of content will you hate to see?

seggzz:

which type of content will you hate to see?

I guess all

This sh#t was dropped by Femi kuti sometimes last year.