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Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by CEtoO(f): 2:43pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Someone sent me this so I decided to share. I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______ _______________ _______________ ___ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ ___________ _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ ___________ _______________ _______________ ___ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? _______________ _ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ _______________ __ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ _______________ _______ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _______________ _______________ ___________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?__________ ____________ __ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _______________ _______________ _______________ _______________ _______________ _______ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ ___________ _ _______________ _______________ _______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ _______________ ___________ _______________ _______________ _______ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _______________ _______________ ___________ Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? _______________ _______________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?___________ _________ 3. When can I interview your mum? _______________ _______________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor _______________ _______________ ______ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: _______________ _ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _______________ _____________ __ ____ Email: _______________ _______________ ____ Phone: ___________ _______________ ____ Home: _______________ _______________ ____ Facebook: _______________ _______________ ___ _ BEST WISHES |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by IamOdin: 3:04pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
After reading i'll just smile in chinese. |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by Nobody: 3:24pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Lol that has to be a joke |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by seggzz(m): 3:24pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
I will go ahead to marry her but I will also present my own form 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by Nobody: 3:34pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
I will give the man a sack letter! Does it look like I'm applying for a Job? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by Nobody: 3:41pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
seggzz:I like u guy, i will present her with my form so that let see who will qualify. |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by hatux: 4:29pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
I can never, cos it clearly seen they're ebinnas... |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by CEtoO(f): 4:34pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
![]() seggzz:Can imagine the contents of your own form |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by CEtoO(f): 4:37pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by CEtoO(f): 4:38pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
OGAofBOSS: ![]() |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by hatux: 4:45pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
CEtoO: ![]() |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by Emodeee: 12:03am On Apr 27, 2015 |
I will write "Oga wetin, i no marry ur daughter again". |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by mopelola123: 2:16am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Who does that in this modern day when there are lot of women out there praying for husband......that man's daughter will last in his house if that is his expectation |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by japhmanuel: 5:20am On Apr 27, 2015 |
I will of course. This test no fit spoil my love fr her |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by sinizia: 8:08am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Go ahead and marry her? When i can't even pass the JAMB question above. |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by seggzz(m): 1:02pm On May 30, 2015 |
CEtoO:which type of content will you hate to see? |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by CEtoO(f): 4:31pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
![]() seggzz:I guess all |
Re: Guys, Will You Still Go Ahead To Marry Her? Ladies, Your Advice To Your Parents by tuffgongjo(m): 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
This sh#t was dropped by Femi kuti sometimes last year. |
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