₦airaland Forum

superstar1:
I know the topic red cap wearing dude.

I have told you our kids attend private schools and not public schools we left behind decades ago.

Keep celebrating your backwardness. in the olden days Kings College was a school of choice for the creme de la creme of the society. That stopped in 2000.


Celebrating admission into Kings College in 2015, makes you look Ali baba and the 40 thieves.

Sunnybobo3:
Houses in Abuja are registered with the FCTDA and are registered to the names of the owners who fill out their states of origin on the form.

EUROBOMBER:
Igbos are actually doing very well in education but most people don't seem to notice this. I was informed that Imo state has the highest number of professors in Nigeria. I am not sure oo before dogs ponce on me.

eaglechild:
Very expository.

I wonder what would happen if everything was merit based in Nigeria.

superstar1:
I saw the thread and did not want to be part of it, until one joker out of them invited me, running their loud mouths, chest beating anddisplaying their eternal idiocy.

I gladly oblige them.

emmatok:
That Bayelsa result funny.
The same backward Bayelsa.

superstar1:
I saw the thread and did not want to be part of it, until one joker out of them invited me, running their loud mouths, chest beating anddisplaying their eternal idiocy.

I gladly oblige them.

kastonkastrol:
funny people plenty for this nairaland sha. When the heck did ibo people especially the boys started going to school that Imo state suddenly have the highest number of profs in Nigeria? Make I laugh again

superstar1:
I saw the thread and did not want to be part of it, until one joker out of them invited me, running their loud mouths, chest beating anddisplaying their eternal idiocy.

I gladly oblige them.

StBlack1:
Imagine Ebonyi has more more students who passed WAEC than Ekiti and Ondo has.

I'll disgrace these lots with a link showing their region with highest levels of malpractices. Just watch me blow them to smithereens soon with the link. !!

StBlack1:
Imagine Ebonyi has more more students who passed WAEC than Ekiti and Ondo has.

I'll disgrace these lots with a link showing their region with highest levels of malpractices. Just watch me blow them to smithereens soon with the link. !!

Duru1:
Shut up your putrid mouth. You have been longing to join your favorite routine. A ninny such as you does not need any invitation.

superstar1:
Really!!!!! So, El Rufai knows all the houses in Abuja and name of owners of the houses. This is ridiculous. I cant believe that this is coming from another Ariara Market Graduate.

Are majority of best private schools in SW? Yes. Both secondary and Unis? Yes.

That is an undebatable fact, that even a born blind could see.

DOes El Rufai knows the name of all the houses owners in Abuja? capita NO. Is that a fact? Yes.

Make this exercise very easy for us. Ohaneze should tell FCT to publish the names of all the house owners and that will be taken as a fact.

FOr now, it is a fallacy and make-me-happy lies of y1bos.

superstar1:
U dey mid those mofos.

Highest exam malpractices is their land.

Highest election rigging and violence, is their land.

Highest crime is their land.

Highest everything and anything negative in this country, is alaigbo.

We are now complaining that even kids are runniag away from there. Why wont they. Who will like to grow upin such environment.

Even babies will soon start protesting not to be delivered on their soil.

Everything about them is about unnecessary competition, which is an evidence of inferiority complex.

MCMLXXVI:
The facts son, the facts. Get them or shut the fVck up.
Isn't it funny how you were asking for researched documents a few minutes ago but can't show facts that Yorubas attend private schools more than others.
I guess that's the type of poor reasoning you're fed in the South West which is why your students in Osun state are failing massively, finishing at the bottom level nationwide

Please present those facts and stop shooting yourself on the foot.

emmatok:
Ironically, 80% of their student leave in SW and claimed to be Lagos indigines , but when it came to documenting their achievement they denounce Lagos and call their states.

I remember Tinubu telling them the stay in Lagos during the Population Censors, but they all ran to their villages to be counted.

kettykin:
If Nigeria does not break up and if igbos don't make the foolish miscalculation they did in 1966, not only will igbos colonise Africa in trade, education, finance, movies, music etc igbos will also bridge the development gap between Africa and Asia making the first African and black super race in 50 years time.

If Nzeogwu did make the mistake of 1966, Awolowo would have rotted in prison while the south west would have been consumed by state of emergency and operation wetie while igbos would have gone ahead to submerge the west Africa horizon.

All hope is not lost as igbos have learnt the hard lesson in a hard way of minding their business on issues not involving them.

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Taming The Menace Of Examination Malpractice In Nigeria.

By Saintmoses Eromosele


Inside the school hall in a typical Nigerian examination centre, young men and women are seated with rapt attention as they listen to a middle aged, well built man, clutching a folder containing some sheets of paper. He is surrounded by other ladies and gentlemen numbering about five who apparently are waiting for the middle aged well built man to give the go ahead to start the distribution of examination question papers and answer booklets. He clears his throat, pointing his fingers to nobody in particular as if sounding a warning to a recalcitrant child who refused to heed his mother’s scolding, ‘If you like, go ahead and cheat in this examination!” He blunted out ‘Remember that whosoever is caught in examination malpractice will face 21 a year imprisonment. It is the legislation.’ Inside the crowd of seated candidates waiting to take the Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE), someone retorted, sarcastically “Na today?” implying that that threat was a brutum fulmen.. And the others giggled while the examination official who has been addressing the candidates tries to resist a frown.

This is the kind of ceremony that usually precedes examinations. Examination officials, invigilators, school authorities as the case maybe, drone the ears of candidates with sermons against exam malpractice. All the time, candidates pay attention, except occasional side talks and ensuing giggling. As the examination commences, candidates are seen making frantic efforts to outsmart each other in the exam malpractice that follows, on some occasions, the officials had just finished sermonizing sadly participates in the easy flow of the malpractice.

Examination malpractice in Nigeria has attained a frightening proportion, it is sophisticated and institutionalized. Efforts by government administration and stakeholders in the educational sector to curtail the ugly trend have not yielded any fruit.

It is saddening to note that examination bodies, government functionaries, school authorities, invigilators, parents and students all participate in the iniquitous exam malpractice. This article will however concentrate on exam malpractice in the senior school certificate examinations.

We can extrapolate to some extent from the present trend that examination malpractice will utterly destroy the quality of education in Nigeria if decisive steps are not taken to checkmate the trend. The intractable nature of examination malpractice has resulted in high turnover of half-baked graduates by institutions of higher learning.

Apparently appalled by the spate of examination malpractice, the Nigerian Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB), in 2001, introduced variations in question numerations from candidates to candidates sitting for the same matriculation examination. That year, candidates’ performance in JAMB examination was very poor. But it did not take long for the syndicates to devise another means to beat JAMB’s innovation and that, without gainsaying, was with the effective collaboration and connivance of JAMB officials.

Exam malpractice has long graduated from the normal ‘gyraffing’ at neighbors’ work, using key points notes or text books or copying on sheets of papers referred to as ‘microchips’, or copying on desks also known as ‘desktop publishing’, etc., to a more advanced and more organized system of buying question from examination bodies or corrupt bank officials entrusted with the safe-keeping of the examination question paper. Also syndicates have been able to arrange ‘special’ centers for their ‘special’ candidates they enrolled for the exam with the connivance of examination bodies for the easy flow of malpractice. These MIRACLE centers enjoy the patronage of some corrupt school administrators and examination officers.

These syndicates have made it very easy for somebody to acquire a Senior School Certificate of Education certificate without necessarily entering the examination hall as mercenaries abound to impersonate the candidates. This trend has, sadly, crept into foreign organized examinations like the British and the American sponsored examinations (City and Guilds, SAT, TOEFL, etc) organized in Nigeria. These syndicates have also devised mind-boggling means of impersonating and cheating during these examinations. The Nigerian SSCE is worse hit by this menace.

That is the reason many students refuse to take SSCE in the school they attended instead they become external candidates in another school where they pay exorbitant fee in order to perpetrate examination malpractice. Many schools have tagged fee charged candidates for examination malpractice, “cooperation fees”. The best explanation students give for changing their schools is that students don’t pass examinations there hence they go to a place where their ‘success’ is guaranteed.

The boggling question is whether examiners pass candidates on the basis of the center an examination was written. Little wonder over 50% increase in SSCE enrolment is recorded in such center (schools).

Invigilators, exam officials, police, ministry of education inspectors who have been settled from the ‘cooperation fee’ fund allow malpractice to go on without hitches. It is only those centers that could not pay the cooperation fee that examination bodies give media publicity when one or two candidates are unfortunately caught in malpractice.

Most private schools, if not all, invest huge sums of money, which students contribute to cooperation fee fund to sponsor exam malpractice in order to maintain a high performance in certificate exams, sometimes they record as high as 100% exam success.

Recent statistics indicate that Zamfara State tops the list of exam malpractice with 47.89% and closely followed by Abia State with 41.71%.

The National Consultative Committee on Education (NCCE) held a meeting in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State Capital recently and it was attended by stakeholders in the educational sector. ...........

LOLLLLLLLL @ bolded... These Igbos wont finish me off with their kamikaze WAEC success. I laugh violently in Pekinese.

superstar1:
The funny thing i do hear nowadays that sounds weird to me is '' I am Lagos Ibo'' -- as if that is an ethnic grroup.

Jokers and jesters.

emmatok:
The last election has really expose their fallacy about Lagos.
In-fact we have more Northerners in Lagos than Igbos.

superstar1:
The funny thing i do hear nowadays that sounds weird to me is '' I am Lagos Ibo'' -- as if that is an ethnic group.

Jokers and jesters.

How can people be celebrating admission into Kings College in 2015. This is ridiculous.

superstar1:
Some things are simple logic boy. If you cannot figure it out, then you need to grow up or upgrade your pentium 1 brain.

How will your site your business where there is no customer base or need for it? the schools are located where they have market for it. Simple as ABC. Simple logic that s not common.

Proof to us that Y1bos own 75% of Houses in Abuja? The same way you told us you own 101% of Lagos, 100% of PH, 99% of Kano and 90% of Warri.

superstar1:
Yoruba kids are attending private schools, nyamiris kids are still rushing to public schools, that is not even on their soil, rather on foreign lands like the blessed land of Oduduwa.

Spot the difference.

StBlack1:
A GOOD RESPONSE TO Sunnybobo's overbloated ego is this link:





See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/waec-distinctionmerit-awards-whenll-public-schools-bridge-gap/#sthash.Q07K5h5z.dpuf

superstar1:
You this old dude suffering from cerebral palsy, due to your post war traumatic stress, respect yourself tonight.

MCMLXXVI:
Dunce!!! Is this the research paper detailing the number of Yoruba Children attending more private schools than others you were supposed to present?
Have you forgotten you said this?...



Why not spare yourself the embarrassment by providing evidence to your claim?
You sound like a classic idioot, and your epistles are not helping matters. Chei! DULLARD

StBlack1:
OYA OOOOOOO. E DON COME OOO. State with high level s of malpractices. Take it.



See more at http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/TAMING_THE_MENACE_OF_EXAMINATION_MALPRACTICE_IN_NIGERIA.html

LOLLLLLLLL @ bolded... These Igbos wont finish me off with their kamikaze WAEC success. I laugh violently in Pekinese.

superstar1:
They are becoming professors in their 2by2 shops located in Ariara, Ladipo, Aspamda and Alaba.

Na so people dey become professors?

You dey mind those people that all their lives revolves around unwarranted competition, born of inherited inferiority complex.

Duru1:
It is a fact that jackasses such as you quarrel with statistics. The undisputable numbers do not give your silly propagandist endeavor to maneuver.

kastonkastrol:
I don't understand ibo people anymore. Before I thought is inferiority complex that is eating a whole lot of them up, but with the way and manner they are going about this days, I believe there something more to it..

How can any sane person say ibos are more brilliant than yorubas? That's pure madness and gross _stupidity. From my nursery till my last day in the university, no ibo person has ever come top of my class, they are always left behind. The most intelligent one among them I hav ever come acrossed(a girl obviously) graduated with a 2nd class lower back in university days.

Just visit any of their schools in the east and see how ibo people are buying good merits that they never worked for. Even their kids that usually pass waec, neco and jamb exams in alaigbo are exposed to expo. Ibo people are funny though

superstar1:
LOl.

I am done with you imbeci1es. You lack the mental capacity to play in a game like this.

That is why i love that dude called chino11 or oneeast. You are a neophyte in this game. Try arder next time, Ariara spare part seller during the day, highway robber during the night.

Get off this thread.