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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:54am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.
Shiiiii...Don't disturb my husby..He is fast asleep after we did that thing wink He will reply you tomorrow cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:55am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
You sure?
I think am sure grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:56am On May 05, 2015
bastien:
oga Orijin I no sure if you vex pass me for this level oh, them just they waste like anyhow, my like too expensive to waste wink
[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like grin
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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:57am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Shiiiii...Don't disturb my husby..He is fast asleep after we did that thing wink
He will reply you tomorrow cheesy
What tin shocked ? Is it that same tin dey do in 50 SOG
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:57am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like grin
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grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:58am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
I think am sure grin
You may be right
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by poiu77:
[size=28pt]The national team of the Independent country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria[/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 12:58am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
ok, forget about him cos I'll keep him to myself.
shocked I will report you oo
Have you forgotten rule number 22 of NL?



It says and i quote:
A nairalander is not allowed to snatch a member's husband!
Break the rule and see wah will happen to u! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:59am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like grin
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Quite thoughtful.... You gave them the "like" of their lives!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 12:59am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Shiiiii...Don't disturb my husby..He is fast asleep after we did that thing wink He will reply you tomorrow cheesy
Are you sure? he licking honey here
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 12:59am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
You may be right
Oya lemme confirm it .. U on IG ? grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 1:00am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
Are you sure? he licking honey here
Una no go kill this guy ..
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ronald4lif(m): 1:00am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[size=15pt]since when i don join NL, na only 2 babes pix i don like before, but you know the reason why?

Dem no get any like for their DPs na why i jez manage give them my charity like grin
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Haha. Joker cheesy grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:00am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
Are you sure? he licking honey here
In your dreams cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:01am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
shocked I will report you oo
Have you forgotten rule number 22 of NL?



It says and i quote:
A nairalander is not allowed to snatch a member's husband!
Break the rule and see wah will happen to u! cheesy
I can break any rule for my love , he said I should tell you he dumped you immediately he set his eyes on me.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 1:01am On May 05, 2015
BrainnewsNg:
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


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Twitter version

Females

Mzfloxypinkytwerk @mzbadpinklipz
120 tweets 47 following 2,896 followers

Mzfloxypinkytwerk@mzbadpinklipz: home alone
1,875 retweets. 645 favorites.




Male

Horos @kimjones
546 tweets. 1289 following. 36 followers

Horos@kimjones: I am walking to greatness #callupthings.
0 retweets. 1favorites.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:02am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
In your dreams cheesy
dream ke, he's right here with me
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:02am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
What tin shocked ? Is it that same tin dey do in 50 SOG
Haba! You lyk amebo sha! Should i be telling you everything my husby and i does?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:02am On May 05, 2015
ronald4lif:
Haha. Joker cheesy grin
[size=15pt] jokes apart bro, that's the perfect truth! all i do is to check their profile and get the fvck out of there.[/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:02am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
What tin shocked ? Is it that same tin dey do in 50 SOG
Haba! You lyk amebo sha! Should i be telling you everything my husby and i does?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:03am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.
He's here with me dear
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:03am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:
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Quite thoughtful.... You gave them the "like" of their lives!
[size=15pt] Their lives depends on it tho grin [/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ronald4lif(m): 1:04am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[size=15pt] jokes apart bro, that's the perfect truth! all i do is to check their profile and get the fvck out of there.[/size]
That's not what I meant. Was referring to the charity-like.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:04am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Una no go kill this guy ..
He's not complaining
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:05am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Oya lemme confirm it .. U on IG ? grin
Nope
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 1:05am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Haba! You lyk amebo sha!
Should i be telling you everything my husby and i does?
Nutty Gal .. grin grin Gtg now it past 4. Have a nice dream ..
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:06am On May 05, 2015
Expsbterror:
Twitter version

Females

Mzfloxypinkytwerk @mzbadpinklipz
120 tweets 47 following 2,896 followers

Mzfloxypinkytwerk@mzbadpinklipz: home alone
1,875 retweets. 645 favorites.




Male

Horos @kimjones
546 tweets. 1289 following. 36 followers

Horos@kimjones: I am walking to greatness #callupthings.
0 retweets. 1favorites.
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@following and followers... Always very annoying!
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Most times the girl's total tweets will be 13 and followers be like 1,698 and following be like 53...
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:06am On May 05, 2015
ronald4lif:
That's not what I meant. Was referring to the charity-like.
[size=15pt] Oops. . . no vex jhare, i dey para cheesy [/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by ligopedro: 1:06am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
Nope
Ok.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:06am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
I can break any rule for my love , he said I should tell you he dumped you immediately he set his eyes on me.
Liar buruku! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:07am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by kinibigdeal(m): 1:08am On May 05, 2015
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