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Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by BrainnewsNg(f): 7:58pm On May 04, 2015
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 7:59pm On May 04, 2015
Nairaland version
Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female
Unknown

Lolz grin
mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by woky: 7:59pm On May 04, 2015
grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Princecalm(m): 8:02pm On May 04, 2015
Conclusion: people are being sentimental about the female folks status whether it is reasonable or not.

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by MrDojo(m): 8:03pm On May 04, 2015
Babes get high on likes and comments on facebook.....whether dey post nonsense oh....or sometin d@ makes sense......A babe can jst say.....shuld I wear balck panties 2day........under 2mins 100+ like 1000+ comments....with diff yeye boiz sayin baby y dnt wear green nw......SMH....




Bt as 4 boiz na once is while self u suppose dey post 4 facebook.......4 me na in d past 3+ yrs I neva post anytin na jst HBD comments...


#pawpaw is a type of Foood

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by tobillionaire(m): 8:03pm On May 04, 2015
...

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by wachakuta(m): 8:05pm On May 04, 2015
Lolzz

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Wakins(m): 8:05pm On May 04, 2015
Lols

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 8:07pm On May 04, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin very funny grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 8:08pm On May 04, 2015
to be sincere I don't like/comment on a lady that alws ignore my update and pix on fb. if you like upload your destiny, I will stroll down ni

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 8:13pm On May 04, 2015
Not my business

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 8:17pm On May 04, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin
the funny part of it, u will not know who is liking your pix/commentgrin I think sheun shld work on that,

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 8:23pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
the funny part of it, u will not know who is liking your pix/commentgrin I think sheun shld work on that,
[size=15pt]Baba, if sheun should do that, those butt-licking guys yansh don open be that grin

you will now realize that itz one of the hediots that has been insultin a particular babe that will even be the 1st to like her pix grin
[/size]

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 8:32pm On May 04, 2015
Orijin101:

[size=15pt]Baba, if sheun should do that, those butt-licking guys yansh don open be that grin

you will now realize that itz one of the hediots that has been insultin a particular babe that will even be the 1st to like their pix grin
[/size]
no be small thing o grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by spongeisback: 8:33pm On May 04, 2015

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 8:48pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
no be small thing o grin

Put ur pix. let me like it

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 8:53pm On May 04, 2015
Princecalm:
Conclusion: people are being sentimental about the female folks status whether it is reasonable or not.

Not sentimental. Just a$$ kissers

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 8:57pm On May 04, 2015
oyin17:



Put ur pix. let me like it
lol my pix is already on my profile. I am not anonymous like you tongue

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by BIBblacboy: 8:58pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
to be sincere I don't like/comment on a lady that alws ignore my update and pix on fb. if you like upload your destiny, I will stroll down ni
correct guy....awa o raye oshi

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:00pm On May 04, 2015
BIBblacboy:

correct guy....awa o raye oshi
na so o

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by lilmax(m): 9:08pm On May 04, 2015
"God is good " grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Princecalm(m): 9:09pm On May 04, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:

Not sentimental. Just a$$ kissers
that is guys for you
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:14pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
lol my pix is already on my profile. I am not anonymous like you tongue



Handsome boy, I was thinking you're a teen.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:16pm On May 04, 2015
oyin17:




Handsome boy, I was thinking you're a teen.
teen? I am a father of one

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
teen? I am a father of one

You married?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:43pm On May 04, 2015
oyin17:



You married?
single dad tongue

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:51pm On May 04, 2015
Orijin101:
Nairaland Females Uploads/Comments

Lolz tongue
17likes 2shares

Pic uploaded 3hours ago
15likes 345 old likes

Males Uploads/Comments

Lolz grin
0likes 0shares

quoted by a female

mumu, why are you loling now
126likes 19shares

Pic Uploaded Since 2006

2likes 1old like


Guys, na lie? grin

Chichichichi grin grin grin grin baba iwin fun ara e.

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:57pm On May 04, 2015
agarawu23:
cool. we are derailing thread.



oh, sorry op
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nimblemind(m): 11:42pm On May 04, 2015
And after they claim that ladies be forming a lot whereas the àsslickers give them a reason to effing feel fly!

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